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Witch's Hat

General Info

  • Genre: Big Beat / Rock / Spanish pop

    Location COLUMBIA, Missouri, US

    Profile Views: 82787

    Last Login: 9/25/2010

    Member Since 1/30/2005

    Website www.witchshat.net

    Record Label Emergency Umbrella

    Type of Label Indie

  • Bio

    ....Imagine if Rush loosened up and aspired to be KISS. Picture Judas Priest kids in a Ween world. Think Tolkien and Freddie Mercury collaborating on the next AC/DC record. Favorite lyric from new CD “Mastery of the Steel”: “Are you male, are you female? Are you maybe an alien from a spaceship sent to teach me how to love?” .. -..Boston Herald.... ....Get out your swords ... seriously. Missouri's own Witch's Hat comes to the east coast for an April battle, including a New York residency. The eclectic band combines their love for all things medieval with epic rock songs for their latest album, Mastery Of Steel, out now on Emergency Umbrella Records. From what we've heard on their recordings, we're out to bet that their live show is pretty fantastical! .. -..CMJ.... ....If four dudes who grew up on vintage metal like Iron Maiden and Judas Priest resided in NYC during the dance-punk explosion, they'd either throw full beers at the Rapture every time they took the stage, or they'd start a band that sounds like Witch's Hat. That's right — somehow a band has found a way to combine big guitars, a crafty rhythm section, half-shouted vocals and lyrics about octopuses, dragon slayers, vampires and aliens into a great record. So how do they combine the fist-pumping machismo of metal with the too-cool-for-school hip of dance punk? Well, they don't. Witch's Hat casts off both those genres' prerequisites, instead creating a vibe that is both irony- and posturing-free. Sure, the fantasy lyrics can't be serious, but they seem to come more from the realm of goofy good times than from masculine assertion or tongue-in-cheek pretentiousness, and the music seems to work the same way. The funky bass lines aren't a demonstration of virtuosity, just a push onto the dance floor, while the bravado behind lyrics about robots aren't a display of testosterone, just a way to keep rocking — the only goal that Witch's Hat seems to have... -..The Cleveland Free Times.... ....The record’s strength lies in its clever lyrics and detailed compositions, which are expertly arranged and demand a serious listen despite their superficial silliness. Standouts include "Popsicles," with its majestic horns; "Glodyany, 1972," the album’s closer; and "Space Baby," its first single... -..Columbia Tribune.... ....There is something undeniably epic about a band whose music creates mythical visions from ancient and future worlds, boldly walking the line between darkly menacing and delightfully playful, and only with slightest hint of irony.... "Huzzah" is an invigorating story of a dragon slayer determined to save the virgin princess against all odds, and "Glodyany 1972", is a haunting narrative of a vampire hunted by townspeople. Shamed by his thirst for blood but terrified of death, the vampire lives in hiding and awaits his fate. "Come and take me if you can," he begs. "I'm ready/I'm waiting."... Such tales are absurd, but Witch's Hat revels in absurdity. The characters are built with a narrator's expertise so that one can't help but feel the emotion in each story. Mastery of the Steel takes an original approach to rock music, and it gives new meaning to the concept of a timeless album... -..Vox.... ....Mix Frank Zappa with Queen. Add a little Rush, some Iron Maiden and a dash of Dr. Seuss. Top that with the drummer from Cheap Trick, and you have the recipe for Witch’s Hat... -..The Maneater....
  • Members

    Cincinnati Power Authority, Dwayne, Stephen, Captain Charisma
  • Influences

    sci-fi, video game music, coloring books, the moors, the clergy, webster's, dungeons and dragons, libretti, sexual frustration, the concept of infinity, jargon, onomatopoeia.... ..View Witch's Hat's EPK..
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Comments

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  • Walk The Plank - CoMo

    thanks for the add! :)

    3 years ago
  • John

    any idea how i can get ahold of bagnell or kwantis?  or even robbie.... i'd like to get back in touch with ben or maybe chris dollar too...

    curious what ole jake bagnall is up to.....

    3 years ago
  • Robert Sholl

    you guys need to kick it up, what's been new any chance of some shows in the future?

    3 years ago
  • The Car Crash Nightmares

    HEY GUYS, HOW'S IT GOIN?

    ANY PLANS FOR THE SUMMER?

    X

    4 years ago
  • Rebar

    this music is very pleasing

    4 years ago
  • Jason Hennesy

    I wrote a song and put it up on psrecords. net. It's called Xmas with Keith.

    Merry Xmas, dude.

    4 years ago
  • Jenny

    what!? how did i almost not pass?

    4 years ago
  • Sorcha AfterDark

    Thanx for the add!

    4 years ago
  • MADLIFE!

    What up?? Just stoppin by to show some MADLIFE love!!!

    4 years ago
  • MegaZilla

    lazers be jamming.

    4 years ago
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Bio:

Imagine if Rush loosened up and aspired to be KISS. Picture Judas Priest kids in a Ween world. Think Tolkien and Freddie Mercury collaborating on the next AC/DC record. Favorite lyric from new CD “Mastery of the Steel”: “Are you male, are you female? Are you maybe an alien from a spaceship sent to teach me how to love?” -Boston Herald

Get out your swords ... seriously. Missouri's own Witch's Hat comes to the east coast for an April battle, including a New York residency. The eclectic band combines their love for all things medieval with epic rock songs for their latest album, Mastery Of Steel, out now on Emergency Umbrella Records. From what we've heard on their recordings, we're out to bet that their live show is pretty fantastical! -CMJ

If four dudes who grew up on vintage metal like Iron Maiden and Judas Priest resided in NYC during the dance-punk explosion, they'd either throw full beers at the Rapture every time they took the stage, or they'd start a band that sounds like Witch's Hat. That's right — somehow a band has found a way to combine big guitars, a crafty rhythm section, half-shouted vocals and lyrics about octopuses, dragon slayers, vampires and aliens into a great record. So how do they combine the fist-pumping machismo of metal with the too-cool-for-school hip of dance punk? Well, they don't. Witch's Hat casts off both those genres' prerequisites, instead creating a vibe that is both irony- and posturing-free. Sure, the fantasy lyrics can't be serious, but they seem to come more from the realm of goofy good times than from masculine assertion or tongue-in-cheek pretentiousness, and the music seems to work the same way. The funky bass lines aren't a demonstration of virtuosity, just a push onto the dance floor, while the bravado behind lyrics about robots aren't a display of testosterone, just a way to keep rocking — the only goal that Witch's Hat seems to have. -The Cleveland Free Times

The record’s strength lies in its clever lyrics and detailed compositions, which are expertly arranged and demand a serious listen despite their superficial silliness. Standouts include "Popsicles," with its majestic horns; "Glodyany, 1972," the album’s closer; and "Space Baby," its first single. -Columbia Tribune

There is something undeniably epic about a band whose music creates mythical visions from ancient and future worlds, boldly walking the line between darkly menacing and delightfully playful, and only with slightest hint of irony.... "Huzzah" is an invigorating story of a dragon slayer determined to save the virgin princess against all odds, and "Glodyany 1972", is a haunting narrative of a vampire hunted by townspeople. Shamed by his thirst for blood but terrified of death, the vampire lives in hiding and awaits his fate. "Come and take me if you can," he begs. "I'm ready/I'm waiting."... Such tales are absurd, but Witch's Hat revels in absurdity. The characters are built with a narrator's expertise so that one can't help but feel the emotion in each story. Mastery of the Steel takes an original approach to rock music, and it gives new meaning to the concept of a timeless album. -Vox

Mix Frank Zappa with Queen. Add a little Rush, some Iron Maiden and a dash of Dr. Seuss. Top that with the drummer from Cheap Trick, and you have the recipe for Witch’s Hat. -The Maneater

Member Since:

January 30, 2005

Members:

Cincinnati Power Authority, Dwayne, Stephen, Captain Charisma

Influences:

sci-fi, video game music, coloring books, the moors, the clergy, webster's, dungeons and dragons, libretti, sexual frustration, the concept of infinity, jargon, onomatopoeia.... View Witch's Hat's EPK

Record Label:

Emergency Umbrella

Label Type:

Indie

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