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Witch's Hat
Rock / Big Beat / Spanish pop

"We like.....LIKE like you."

COLUMBIA, Missouri
United States

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Last Login:  7/6/2008
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   Witch's Hat: General Info
Member Since1/30/2005
Band Websitewitchshat.net
Band MembersCincinnati Power Authority, Dwayne, Stephen, Captain Charisma
Influencessci-fi, video game music, coloring books, the moors, the clergy, webster's, dungeons and dragons, libretti, sexual frustration, the concept of infinity, jargon, onomatopoeia.... View Witch's Hat's EPK
Sounds LikeFantastical stories told through rock music that you can dance to. "Warren Zevon fronting Spinal Tap" - Magnet Magazine Huzzah!!
.. Huzzah @ Arlene's Grocery in NYC

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Record LabelEmergency Umbrella
Type of LabelIndie





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Jul 12 2008 9:00P
Bluebird St. Louis, Missouri
Aug 8 2008 9:00P
Mojo’s (Last show ever) Columbia, Missouri

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   About Witch's Hat

Imagine if Rush loosened up and aspired to be KISS. Picture Judas Priest kids in a Ween world. Think Tolkien and Freddie Mercury collaborating on the next AC/DC record. Favorite lyric from new CD “Mastery of the Steel”: “Are you male, are you female? Are you maybe an alien from a spaceship sent to teach me how to love?” -Boston Herald

Get out your swords ... seriously. Missouri's own Witch's Hat comes to the east coast for an April battle, including a New York residency. The eclectic band combines their love for all things medieval with epic rock songs for their latest album, Mastery Of Steel, out now on Emergency Umbrella Records. From what we've heard on their recordings, we're out to bet that their live show is pretty fantastical! -CMJ

If four dudes who grew up on vintage metal like Iron Maiden and Judas Priest resided in NYC during the dance-punk explosion, they'd either throw full beers at the Rapture every time they took the stage, or they'd start a band that sounds like Witch's Hat. That's right — somehow a band has found a way to combine big guitars, a crafty rhythm section, half-shouted vocals and lyrics about octopuses, dragon slayers, vampires and aliens into a great record. So how do they combine the fist-pumping machismo of metal with the too-cool-for-school hip of dance punk? Well, they don't. Witch's Hat casts off both those genres' prerequisites, instead creating a vibe that is both irony- and posturing-free. Sure, the fantasy lyrics can't be serious, but they seem to come more from the realm of goofy good times than from masculine assertion or tongue-in-cheek pretentiousness, and the music seems to work the same way. The funky bass lines aren't a demonstration of virtuosity, just a push onto the dance floor, while the bravado behind lyrics about robots aren't a display of testosterone, just a way to keep rocking — the only goal that Witch's Hat seems to have. -The Cleveland Free Times

The record’s strength lies in its clever lyrics and detailed compositions, which are expertly arranged and demand a serious listen despite their superficial silliness. Standouts include "Popsicles," with its majestic horns; "Glodyany, 1972," the album’s closer; and "Space Baby," its first single. -Columbia Tribune

There is something undeniably epic about a band whose music creates mythical visions from ancient and future worlds, boldly walking the line between darkly menacing and delightfully playful, and only with slightest hint of irony.... "Huzzah" is an invigorating story of a dragon slayer determined to save the virgin princess against all odds, and "Glodyany 1972", is a haunting narrative of a vampire hunted by townspeople. Shamed by his thirst for blood but terrified of death, the vampire lives in hiding and awaits his fate. "Come and take me if you can," he begs. "I'm ready/I'm waiting."... Such tales are absurd, but Witch's Hat revels in absurdity. The characters are built with a narrator's expertise so that one can't help but feel the emotion in each story. Mastery of the Steel takes an original approach to rock music, and it gives new meaning to the concept of a timeless album. -Vox

Mix Frank Zappa with Queen. Add a little Rush, some Iron Maiden and a dash of Dr. Seuss. Top that with the drummer from Cheap Trick, and you have the recipe for Witch’s Hat. -The Maneater


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Witch's Hat's Friends Comments
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The Ohio Grassman





Jun 29 2008 9:36 PM

Thanks for the add. You should come to Oklahoma City sometime.
Jay Flash





Jun 18 2008 12:11 PM

Hi Greg, hope all is well.
Lo





May 8 2008 11:23 PM

Hi Guys!

Hope you are doing well.

I posted your video from Columbia Bandstand on my blog. Great video, perfect song. What a fabulous crowd, too.

Witch’s Hat: Dance Machine (music video; photos)

Steve and Greg (Witch's Hat)

cheers, and much love,
Lorri
Kimbot





May 9 2008 11:04 AM

chase





May 8 2008 6:06 PM

The Feed





May 3 2008 7:54 PM

We should do a show soon.
The Almighty Gauer





May 4 2008 5:50 PM

I love Witch's Hat.




If you get the chance to come back to Manitowoc Wisconsin, we'd love a return visit.
KING THIEF





Apr 26 2008 10:59 AM

Fucking RIGht!!
Fattback





Mar 31 2008 4:14 PM

Fattback is coming to your Town!!!

Fattback, The Monads, The Cotton Mollies, and The Hooten Hallers.
At Mojo's Thurs.April 3rd
9pm

Go!
lindsey





Mar 22 2008 8:32 PM

much love
Erik





Mar 11 2008 5:24 PM

Putin still rules!
Bob





Mar 10 2008 12:50 AM

Check it out, national press: http://www.tinymixtapes.com/Someone-Still-Loves-You-Boris
Jordan





Mar 9 2008 12:54 PM

You guys were fabulous at Mojo's. You rocked my world.
Bob





Mar 8 2008 4:12 PM

Great show last night. Sorry about your keyboard, that sucks. Thank goodness Bert was quick on his feet. I can't wait to hear the new record.
AJ





Mar 7 2008 7:46 PM

So, I heard you guys on a local radio station and loved your sound. Keep up whatever you are doing, because it's freakin' fabulous. =)
More like Hayden Blah





Feb 27 2008 3:27 PM

Hey guys hope you are all well, Greg i need your address i have some cds that I was going send you!
have fun on your mini tour
LOVE
you should come play up here again that was fun.
Bob





Feb 22 2008 1:15 AM

Hey guys, I'm really sorry about the beard story fiasco. In case you haven't picked up an issue of Vox, not only did the editors not use our interview (an unfortunate but understandable scenario given the need for space), but someone in design slipped up and used a photo of Greg for someone else's description. So if anyone somehow thinks he's a 17 year-old student at Rockbridge, that's why.

Let me make it up to you with this fan-made video for Huzzah:

the lb





Feb 21 2008 12:01 PM

I'm looking for a man wearing Beau Gambill's sporty chinstrap. He really needs it back.
scoot rose!!!





Feb 16 2008 7:01 PM

the new headline seems like a natural slogan. can that be the next t-shirt / sticker?
J.T.





Feb 10 2008 5:46 PM

Well, I was gonna leave a message saying hi, until I saw the comment a little bit below me with all the blood. Now I gotta say "ow."
Casey Todd





Jan 23 2008 10:41 AM

Hey Gregg

Hope you are well. Wanted to say hi. Say hello sometime.

Casey
the Dark Alleys





Jan 22 2008 4:45 PM


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Dirk





Jan 19 2008 8:58 AM

thanks for your great music!
OBAMA 08





Jan 15 2008 11:35 AM

mmmmm blood...
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silla





Jan 15 2008 2:53 AM

Thanks guys, hugs and such.
Gentleman Auction House





Dec 6 2007 1:43 PM



*Sorry, don't normally go this big but there's a lot of info here!
The Almighty Gauer





Nov 23 2007 10:30 AM

I LOVE WITCH'S HAT!!!!!!
ryan





Nov 21 2007 8:51 AM

Any fellow Rollians heading home for T-Day festivities at the Tater Patch?
Casey Todd





Nov 19 2007 7:20 AM

Hi Linde

Bye,
Casey
scoot rose!!!





Nov 18 2007 10:21 PM

the Veldt Theme from FFIII? thank you for the most awesome and totally obscure cover i've ever heard.

SNES soundtracks really don't get performed nearly as often as they should.
Sprout





Nov 10 2007 10:06 PM

Miss you Greg!
I was totally listening to Bon Jovi on SNL when I decided to comment to you. Just so you know....
Hope the tour was good and can't wait to dance my ass off to ya'll in Columbia again.
Moxie Rhodes





Nov 9 2007 1:40 PM

Hello Boys!
Do you remember playing with Foxy Veronica's Peach Pies? In Madison?
You should totally do it again.
I love your cd so much, thanks again.
<3 Moxie Rhodes
More like Hayden Blah





Nov 9 2007 11:33 AM

I just posted a bullie for the Omaha to help you bros out in the contest.
More like Hayden Blah





Nov 9 2007 11:19 AM

I vote para tu!!! yee yeee yeeeeee!
des





Nov 8 2007 9:58 PM

NO! Come back to Milwaukee first !! But no Riverwest Commons! You're better then that :p
More like Hayden Blah





Nov 5 2007 2:40 PM

Hey you guys come back to Omaha!
LOVE
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Oct 25 2007 4:21 PM

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ryan





Oct 23 2007 2:43 PM

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Hounded by the press. NYC was good times!
Hemperor





Oct 17 2007 7:35 PM

Any chance of another kick ass halloween show?
christy





Oct 17 2007 1:08 PM

sorry i had to bail mid-set last night, had to run to another show!

but check out blender.com for a little bit of witch's hat love.

http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.asp