Witness Protection

thegoods:

-I speak strongly AND carry a big stick.
-I kiss the girls, and make 'em cry.
-I have been called a good dresser. Well, better than you at least.
-I have a bad habit of starting websites and abandoning them months later, or handing them off to people who aren't equipped to do a good job.

I am everything you have ever hoped for.

Tryin'Out:

- People who have the strength to jack out. Real world aspirations are far more interesting than you trying to sell me in cyberspace on something you're not. Have a plan and own your junk.
- Folks who haven't given up completely on MySpace. Facebook is the next great thing only until something greater comes along.
- Somebody with eclectic music tastes. That means you listen to more than Lil' Wayne and Ciara.
- Someone who can make me a dirty martini that's evenly mixed. Not too much juice, not too much vermouth. Is it possible?

GetUgly:

I blog here but you'll find the blogs that I concentrate on hosted elsewhere. Most often they're only moderately good but occasionally I'll hit a nerve that resonates in my readers. Apparently I do it well enough to keep them coming back for more. If you want to get a taste of me talking out of my ass click any of the blogs above, but if you want to read something more, uh...deep, then check out..


Be warned I have this terrible habit of not giving frequent updates. I'm like the boyfriend that can't satisfy you.

There you have it, my little book report. How'd I do?

Diggin'On:

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