schwan!
"That's a stupid thing to say, and you're a stupid person for saying it."

Male
22 years old
Valley Village, California
United States



Last Login:7/25/2008
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    schwan!'s Interests
GeneralI like things involving the human condition, computers, and movies. Listening to music sounds good too. I am an avid Mixed Martial Arts fan, and I've seen most of the UFCs since the Unified Code of MMA was brought about. I do my best to be knowledgeable about it, since I should have been a fan of it sooner.
MusicAnything that sounds good to me.
MoviesAnything that is funny or has excellent acting. I'm not really as fickle as movie critics, but I've seen enough movies to be quite an excellent judge.
TelevisionDaily Show, Colbert Report, Mythbusters, CSI (The OG LV one), Smallville, The Office, Scrubs, and anything that might tickle my fancy.
BooksI don't have much time to read anymore, but I like the Hitchhiker's Guide Trilogy (all 5 books!) I can't think of super-excellent books right now, but oh well.
HeroesMe, myself, and King Kong (even though he ain't got nothing on me!)
Groups: PsychologyGoulburn Valley BogansPeople from Shepparton who receive wisdom in the temple of Danny Gloverthe Adam Carolla Is A God fan clubThe Bloody PenYes Mooroopna is better than SheppThe Daily Show with Jon StewartThe Colbert Réport

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     schwan!'s Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:The SFV in the LAC
Body type:5' 9" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Manager
Income:$30,000 to $45,000

   schwan!'s Schools
California State University-Northridge
Northridge, CA
Graduated: 2008
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Psychology
 

2006 to 2008
Los Angeles Valley College
Valley Glen,California
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: Psychology Transfer
Greek:   Phi Theta Kappa

2004 to 2006
Granada Hills Senior High
Granada Hills,California
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

2000 to 2004

   schwan!'s Companies
McDonald's Restaurants
Granada Hills, CA US
Crew Member taking the orders mostly

05/2002 to 11/2003
Arleta Self Storage
Arleta, CA US
Site Manager

11/2003 to Present



schwan! is going to wait just a little longer to get his Mini!

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   schwan!'s Blurbs
About me:
While walking up the stair / I met a man who wasn't there / He wasn't there again today / I wish, I wish he'd go away.






Who I'd like to meet:
Everyone.

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schwan! has 68 friends.
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 Leslie 


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schwan!'s Friends Comments
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Suicide_Blond





Jul 22 2008 5:41 PM

Don't hide who you are. Being a lameass isn't the end of the world...it just sucks that's all. I enjoyed the chat sir. We must do that again soon or I fear your head might explode.
Ta ta boy,
Bitch M.
astrid





Jul 16 2008 6:47 PM

YOU GOT YOUR DIPLOMA YAAAAAAAAAYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suicide_Blond





Jun 18 2008 7:15 PM

I think you made that shit up. Oh wait...you aren't that smart.
Call me bitch!!!
astrid





Jun 9 2008 9:01 PM

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmooooooooooooooo!
astrid





May 24 2008 11:37 AM

Summa Cum Laude....you're such a bad ass.
astrid





May 21 2008 1:41 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY/GRADUATION DAY BABY!
freeyourmind





May 21 2008 7:50 AM

22? Wow man, you're old!

In the hope that senility hasn't kicked in yet, this is Nate here, and we haven't spoken for a long time, for reasons which are all your fault. Okay, mostly. Partly. Not at all. All my fault. In any case, we need to catch up. Hope all it well?

Graduation? Bastard.
Emma





May 16 2008 7:22 PM

Congratulations lamer

How does it feel to have a piece of paper with your name on it?
astrid





May 13 2008 11:02 PM

I'm so proud of my graduate :)
Suicide_Blond





May 13 2008 5:04 PM

That's right...the bitch is back! Card is sent lameass. I am so proud of you.
Luhhhh
xxx
astrid





Apr 24 2008 5:39 PM

get off the internets and do work lol
k-swizz





Apr 4 2008 6:22 PM

haha a bicycle with no handlebars...
astrid





Mar 18 2008 1:17 PM

Suicide_Blond





Mar 16 2008 5:59 PM

Hell yeah...that's more like it. lol
XXX
Suicide_Blond





Mar 12 2008 8:22 PM

Oh that song...enough enough. One, two, three, four....tell me I am such a whore.

I am missing my boy!!! Not enough time in the day lameass.
Suicide_Blond





Mar 5 2008 5:10 PM

Well that's more like it. Nice to hear from you lameass. Glad things are coming together for you. Almost Spring Break, so hang in there! Love you lots but I will stab you in the face if you forget my Birthday tomorrow!!!
XXXXX
Suicide_Blond





Feb 25 2008 5:57 PM

Now see here you Asshole, I was sick all weekend and it was your turn to call. Did I hear from you? NO, I didn't. YOU SUCK THE POOH!!!
astrid





Feb 14 2008 6:13 PM

Happy Valentines Day baby!
Suicide_Blond





Feb 6 2008 5:48 PM

Sorry I missed your call. I know I know I suck as a best friend. I will call you Friday mmmkay!?
I hope you are well and school and work aren't kicking your ass. You are in my thoughts lameass.
Love you!
XXX
Suicide_Blond





Jan 26 2008 7:51 AM

Sav says to tell you that you are still a complete lameass, but we love you and hope you are doing well! I agree with her. lol
Suicide_Blond





Jan 16 2008 5:57 AM

I'm finally back lameass. I know you missed me. Thank you and the lovely lady for my Xmas pressy. I will be in touch.
XXX
astrid





Jan 15 2008 6:47 PM

Photobucket
astrid





Jan 15 2008 6:45 PM

Photobucket
Shinigami





Jan 8 2008 9:42 PM

Perhaps by then if I am able to restrict it to some extent I may be interested in purchasing it from you. What would the cost be? And what would the cost be to purchase it and maintain you as an admin?
astrid





Jan 8 2008 7:34 PM

you're hot
Shinigami





Dec 31 2007 8:53 PM

What the hell, nobody uses the Cinema Review anymore? I keep posting shit and everybody keeps not reading it.
Shinigami





Dec 13 2007 9:17 PM

With any luck in the years to come Christmas will be rendered stoopid and made extinct, but until then...

Suicide_Blond





Nov 15 2007 6:58 PM

Hey lameass! Sorry I have been awol. I will call you tomorrow...answer or you will feel my wrath. lol
Love ya
XXX
astrid





Nov 10 2007 11:45 AM

I love my babers!
Suicide_Blond





Oct 31 2007 4:04 PM

Because I had such a great teacher like you!

Happy Halloween Jerk!
XXX
Suicide_Blond





Oct 12 2007 5:42 PM

You suck pooh! Miss you.
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Suicide_Blond





Oct 8 2007 7:20 PM

You know I love ya Lameass! Now take your fucking test and go to bed....you are sick!
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Remember when life was so simple? You were lame...I was lame..it worked. What happened? Oh that's right..I got a life...lol. Us time man..that's all I'm sayin..us time.XXX
astrid





Oct 6 2007 4:37 PM

I loves my babers!
astrid





Sep 26 2007 11:59 AM

astrid





Sep 12 2007 7:15 AM

EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF BRITNEYS VMA PERFORMANCE!
Josh





Sep 6 2007 9:57 PM

Actually, I did post that. I saw it on college humor with the headline "GroanMyIP.com - Have Glenn the Gay Biker Dude Read You Your Digits "
Josh





Sep 5 2007 6:47 PM

GroanMyIP.com
Suicide_Blond