Witz
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Witz Pickz: Life Is Too Important To Be Taken Seriously
Male
27 years old
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON
United States
Last Login: 10/17/2008
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Witz's Interests
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| General | Experiencing the world and then boiling those experiences down to one or two paragraph reviews for my readers' pleasure. Also, I like those baby soaps you get at hotels! | | Music | Current Pickz: Elliott Smith - New Moon, Bruce Springsteen - The Seeger Sessions, Say Anything, Man Down Medic, SixStringCanvas, The Saturday Knights, Blue Scholars, | | Movies | Recent Pickz: Casino Royale, Little Children, | | Television | Current Pickz: DEXTER!!!!! Planet Earth, Entourage, Friday Night Lights, Lost (is sweet again), Veronica Mars, | | Books | NEWEST Pickz: The Kite Runner by Khalid Hasseini, Motherless Brooklyn by Jonathan Lethem
Classic Pickz:
The Book of Joe & Everything Changes by Jonathan Tropper, Joe College by Tom Perotta,Every Nick Hornby book except How to Be Good (including short stories such as Nipple Jesus in Speaking With The Angel), most Chuck Palahniuck, Wonder Boys, Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Mysteries of Pittsburgh (all by Michael Chabon), If Nobody Speaks of Remarkable Things (Jon McGregor), Life At These Speeds (Jeremy Jackson), The Unthinkable Thoughts of Jacob Green (Joshua Braff), Ender's Game + The Ender's Shadow Series (Orson Scott Card), Everything by Neil Gaimann, | | Heroes | Needs better characters and a faster plot. |
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Witz's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Zodiac Sign: | Leo |
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Witz's Latest Blog Entry
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Witz Pickz: The Monday Melange
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Witz Pickz: The Difference Between Jewish, Christian, and National Holidays
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Witz DOESN’T Pick: April Fool’s Day
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Witz Pickz: The Weekly Idiots
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Witz Pickz: Netflix Hilarity, Being Fiscally Responsible
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About me:
Sometime before the turn of the century, after frogurt, but before gogurt, Witz was born and began doing things. Some of these things involved rollerblades, but they mostly involved pizza and sometimes they involved nerf guns. Once, all three were combined, and that day is now known as Martin Luther King Day. In the years following, Witz came in contact with more and more things in this world. Cargo pants, pixie stix, laser tag, and one time, a baby chipmunk. That chipmunk was cute as hell, but it would have been better if it were a monkey. I've still never hungout with a monkey. Oh right-- third person. Anyway, as Witz encountered more and more things, he learned to do one of two things with them: pick them (Snapple, Anti-Flag, Didgeridoos), or not pick them (slugs, mountain dew, cowboy lassos). This website is dedicated to spreading the word on what Witz Pickz, and what Witz Doesn't Pick(z). Because there's too much stuff out there not to babble ridiculously on about everything on a stupid blog. Witz Pickz you! Because only you can prevent forest fires (which Witz Doesn't Pick) and triple-thick milk shakes (which Witz Pickz!)
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BLOG, BABY
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Who I'd like to meet:
Witz will never stop writing for free for you all, and simply appreciates you stopping by to read what he has to say. This is for any of you who want to make a small contribution as a thank you, as encouragement, or to make it way way harder for Witz to do his taxes.
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