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Hazel @ Wivenhoe Funny Farm
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Hazel @ Wivenhoe Funny Farm Wivenhoe Funny Farm Comedy Club - the nicest charmingly shambolic comedy club in Essex probably

Female
38 years old
Wivenhoe
United Kingdom



Last Login: 11/9/2009
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   Hazel @ Wivenhoe Funny Farm's Comedian Bio
Biohttp://www.comedycv.co.uk/hazelhumphreys/index.htm
Websitefunnyfarmcomedy.moonfruit.com
TV Shows"The Weakest Link" - March 17th 2006 BBC2 (winner) BBC Breakfast Time News Item about chess! 1993 I did BBC Radio Essex on 17th November 2005 - training DJ Dave Monk to tell jokes for Children In Need (£800 raised) - I know it's not telly but it was fun!

    Hazel @ Wivenhoe Funny Farm's Interests
GeneralComedy, getting lost in films, getting lost in books, getting lost in paintings, getting lost in the countryside, getting lost in strange cities, trying to put the world to right with friends, food and drink, finding treasure in charity shops, magic
MusicI was a teenage goth. Now I listen to amongst other things The Smiths, Prince, Manu Chao, Frank Zappa (the silly stuff), Bob Marley, any skanky old punk stuff that smells, loud things with funny or doomed lyrics, Nirvana, Jimi Hendrix, Radiohead, PJ Harvey, any mental banshee type women, Nick Cave, Pulp, David Bowie, Echo and the bunnymen, Frank Sinatra with or without brutal mafioso mates cos it's all about his timing, Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five, Minnie Ripperton's 'loving you' as sung by drunken teary men, Nouvelle Vague, The Beatles (I have to say that after growing up in Liverpool and being ruthlessly exposed to their work (!)), Tom Waits, Hobo chang, Fat Cats, New Town Kings, The Skagills, erm... lots more things - and Dolly Parton (musical genius!)
MoviesA Bout de Souffle, Casablanca (I have a crush on Humphrey Bogart), ed wood, apocalypse now, Pale Rider, any David Lynch film, Goodbye Lenin, Annie Hall, Play it Again Sam, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Carmen (Rosi version 1984), Withnail and I, Lost in Translation, As Good as it gets, One Flew over the cuckoos nest, The Shining, Billy Liar, Carry on Up the Khyber, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Carry on Follow that Camel, Carry on screaming, The Lavender Hill mob and the ealing version of Ladykillers, Ghost World, Bedazzled (Pete and Dud version), The Magic Christian, Way Out West, Taxi Driver, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Saturday night and Sunday morning, El Mariachi, The Red Squirrel, Sex and Lucia, The Empire Strikes Back, Bladerunner, Jubilee, The Man With Two Brains, Stir Crazy, Trading Places, Ghostbusters 1 and 2, Les amants du pont neuf, Betty Blue, The Great Dictator, A taste of honey, Magnolia, The Big Lebowski, Anchorman, Shawshank Redemption, Clerks, Aliens, Kes, trashy horror films and of course Escape to Victory. and many many more.
TelevisionThe Simpsons, Lost, Corrie, footy. Oh and Dr Who
BooksLots of random things - especially books in pubs and weirdo bookshops. Especially The Mills and Boon selection at the Eels Foot pub in Eastbride, Suffolk. I also like Westleton book shop. My confession - I buy books I would like to read for people as presents so I can test drive them before wrapping them. -- I like papers and comics way too much. My house is one big rustling fire risk.
HeroesNelson Mandela (I've photographed the back of his head!), Tony Benn, Michael Foot, Martin Luther King, Humphrey Bogart, Felicia Brown (first British person to die in the Spanish civil war and a bit of a mad bint who lived in the woods in Witham), Bill Hicks, Dave Allen (the dead comedian not the local tai chi instructor although he is a jolly good chap too), Che Guevara, Maya Angelou, Morrissey (sort of), Steve Redgrave (actually I don't like him at all but "he rows" geddit? eh? come back!!!

     Hazel @ Wivenhoe Funny Farm's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking
Hometown:Wivenhoe
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Post grad

   Hazel @ Wivenhoe Funny Farm's Schools
The University of Essex
Colchester, United Kingdom
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Film Studies
Clubs: Ran comedy club 2003-2005
 

2004 to 2006
The University of Essex
Colchester, United Kingdom
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Continental Philosophy
 

1995 to 1997
The University of Essex
Colchester, United Kingdom
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Philosphy
Clubs: Treasurer for the Psychedelic Music Society (far out huh?) Film reviewer for "Vulture" student rag.
 

1990 to 1993
Hugh Baird College
Bootle, United Kingdom
Graduated: 1990
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
 

1988 to 1990
Bootle High School
Bootle, NW
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1983 to 1988

   Hazel @ Wivenhoe Funny Farm's Networking
Film - Production - Cinematography
Film Studies MA - cinematography and editing experience (Adobe premier or Avid)


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   Hazel @ Wivenhoe Funny Farm's Blurbs
About me:
Co-promoter of comedy club along with the lovely Tony C. Ran Essex Uni comedy club for three years. Sometime stand-up comic. Film studies and philosophy graduate. Very flaky website on www.wivenhoefunnyfarm.co.uk .
myspace backgrounds
Myspace Backgrounds
Just some of the fab acts who've performed here:

Nice things have been said about us on:
BBC Essex Website
Our Reviews Page


Lots of comedians have said nice things about us too:

"Well done. You've built a shed in a field" - Patrick Monahan
"A very sweet smart little comedy room" - Scott Capurro
"A very lovely gig and a very lovely audience" - Simon Dunn

Who I'd like to meet:
People who make me smile and/or skip. People with brilliant ideas (or with money or facilities or encouragement to help me realise my dreams. Nice kindly people with sparks and things who care about more than themselves. Funny bastards who aren't complete knobends.

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Hazel @ Wivenhoe Funny Farm's Friends Comments
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DixonArts

sean dixon



Nov 27 2009 10:59 AM

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luke - aka KEENO

luke keen



Nov 20 2009 6:37 PM

hey there Hazel,

I hope you're well?
What's new with you?

My new films out and it has EXCLUSIVE footage of David Hasselhoff selling a Vacuum Penis pump ;)
(its a bit of fun)

where would you get it? Right Here, Right Now!



Hope you enjoy and have a wicked weekend!!!

Keeno xxx

Faber Optimé

Faber Optimé



Nov 4 2009 12:22 AM

Hey there,

Here's one from left field...

Ever wondered what to do in the event of a nuclear threat?

A while ago I found stuff that inspired me to make this film:

Living Under the Shadow of the Nuclear Umbrella

Both artistic (ensure you get the background music!) and educational, it primarily comprises official British government civil defence advice.

Though source materials are quite aged, much remains relevant today.

I encourage all to visit the YouTube page to learn more (Show support! Rate! Comment!) and responsibly circulate as widely as possible, here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaIim3Rj7L4

Help to raise awareness.

Say have you checked out my web site recently?

Take care and keep in touch.

Best,
Faber.

"Just a guy trying to make the world a better place."

MOSCOW SQUARE

MOSCOW SQUARE



Nov 3 2009 7:37 PM

We have put a new song up for you, it’s only a rough demo which hasn’t really been mixed well and hasn’t been produced but it will give you a taster of what may come next in our next recording sessions which we are trying to set before Christmas.

Enjoy! It’s called 'Stop'. Please tell us what you think.

x
Illusions by Vick

Illusions by Vick



Oct 27 2009 3:12 AM

Please join me for a brief enchanting interlude



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glen

glen
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Oct 25 2009 11:41 PM


Check out my page
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Let me know if you like me YES or NO
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Black Arrows

Black Arrows Club



Oct 14 2009 5:03 PM

We are proud to announce that BLACK ARROWS, Southend's TRUEST metal night, will gloriously return to Southend on Saturday 24th October at the Railway Hotel - our finest venue yet!





The night will feature LIVE MUSIC from epic local bands INVISUS (www.myspace.com/invisusessex) and MERCILESS FAIL (www.myspace.com/mercilessfailthrash) as well as our usual DJs to keep the TRUE metal party going into the night.

KEEP IT TRUE

www.blackarrowsclub.co.uk
Faber Optimé

Faber Optimé



Oct 13 2009 9:50 PM

Click here to go to the Faber Optimé web site in a new tab/window.

Good to have you as a friend!
So great to see the internet in action this way, shortening distances between people.

I hope all's well with you and that you enjoy checking out my web site some time.

For occasional, new, refreshing, insightful and (possibly?!) valuable content, I encourage you to sign up for my free newsfeed/email newsletter (using the form on site at page right - high quality, low quantity, no spam!).

You might enjoy watching some of my films (use the on screen controls to skip between them):

More (Rate! Comment! Favorite! Subscribe!) on my YouTube channel - http://www.youtube.com/faberoptime.

Take care and keep in touch.

Best,
Faber.

"Just a guy trying to make the world a better place."

Studio 2five1

Studio 2five1



Oct 13 2009 1:20 PM


 

Many thanks, you have fine taste and a fine sight too. I hope to attend the comedy club one evening. Best wishes Mark.
levi roots

levi roots



Oct 7 2009 8:42 PM

Fresh New Sun Kissed Sounds from Mr Reggae Reggae Sauce and MOBO Nominated, Levi Roots.
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Benjamin Teacher - BRITAINS GOT TALENT AUDITIONEE



Oct 1 2009 3:15 PM

Hey There, How Are You?

I've Just Created A Brand New YouTube Channel.
Please Add Me As A Friend & Subscribe To My YouTube Channel.

http://www.youtube.com/ultravioletman1984

Thanks Again & Enjoy My Tracks & Videos.

xxx

Ben. x
HAPPY ORANGE BALLOON

HAPPY ORANGE BALLOON



Sep 15 2009 7:52 AM

HELLO!
THE HAPPY ORANGE BALLOON IS BACK WITH A NEW SONG CALLED MICRO CAR
CHEERS
Sharon

Sharon Kidd



Jul 17 2009 11:45 PM

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the Jim Jims (UK)

the Jim Jims (UK)



Jun 18 2009 8:36 AM

Thank you for finding us

We'll keep you in mind for future eventual events

The Jim Jims
Laura

Laura



Jun 17 2009 1:43 PM

Well my grandad has always thought I was abit of a borg with all that metal in my face. :) Just as I catch up with technology it up and leaves me.... ;) How are you?
x
G0sh I Think Shez Sp0n-Tan-you-us ;)

InFern Dyce



Jun 6 2009 11:23 PM


Check out my page
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Let me know if you like me YES or NO
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Illusions by Vick

Illusions by Vick



May 11 2009 4:26 PM

THINK Outside the Box

luke - aka KEENO

luke keen



May 6 2009 6:31 PM

hey Hazel!
Howdy ho!

I hope this finds you in rude health?
Keeno’s made a new film at last! But Beware, he was riddled and dosed up on Night Nurse. Deranged out of his mind!

Here it goes! Swine Flu Horror!!!



Lots of Love

Keeno
robboland

robboland



May 5 2009 9:21 PM

G'day to ya, hope yr havin a bonza time..i just chucked a couple of dags on the bar-b, and am going out dobbin for yabbies with the olds this arvo...yep, sure i can manage something, will be a pleasure to do so..I'll try & check out the film to get an idea, let me know about visuals etc..cheers catch y soon i hope,
r
Craig Jeffrey

Craig Jeffrey



May 1 2009 1:24 PM

Hi

Please check out my video on Scottish Television

http://video.stv.tv/bc/entertainment-fivethirty-20090320-craig-jeffrey/

Thank you
Craig

Ross Macfadyen with The Saturday Sequence live from the Whisky Bar of the Òran Mór in Glasgows West End.
12 noon – Singer-songwriters Craig Jeffrey and Naomi Chapman
http://www.celticmusicradio.net/index.html
Georgie Swan

Georgie Swan



Apr 28 2009 8:24 PM

Hey, hope your having a good week so far ;)
check out my new songs, be great to get your comments!
Have a great day
Georgie
Wasted in Shoreham: A dark & ironic musical comedy

Wasted in Shoreham: A dark & ironic musical comedy



Apr 26 2009 7:08 PM

Shoreham: Can you see the irony? (of morality)...misanthropy in Shoreham


www.wastedinshoreham.co.uk
HAPPY ORANGE BALLOON

HAPPY ORANGE BALLOON



Apr 24 2009 8:28 AM

SUDDENLY, BETWEEN THE CLOUDS, THE HAPPY ORANGE BALLOON MAGICALLY RE-APPEARS WITH A NEW SONG CALLED BEAUTIFUL.
DAN
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