Hi I am Woff. I have two poseable legs and two poseable arms. I use them to play the guitar with in my band. My band consists of Matty, Geoff, Nick and me. We play mainly TV advert covers. Our best one is our version of 'Do the Shake N Vac'. It rocks. I live in a small city on the planet Earth called Carlisle that has running water and it's own McDonalds store where you can buy the best culinary delights it is possible to make out of cardboard and faeces. I love my car (my Type R Avril), guitars tattoos, music, ladles, naked ladies and Marks and Spencers vouchers.
Fucking heroes below and I don't give a shit what anyone thinks about Ronaldo. As long as he is pulling on a Man U shirt (which I realise might not be forever) and playing as well is he is then fuck everyone else. So there. Giggs legend.
Who I'd like to meet: Eric Cantona
Zach Braff
Dave Navarro - yeah Dave I waited for you outside the Jane's gig, met everyone else including Perry Farrell but you sneaked into tour bus. I'll track you down (not in a wierd stalker way though)
Valerie Leon
Phil Anselmo
Burt Reynolds
The Shins
Clint Eastwood
Chris Cornell
Eddie Veddar
now a christmas wish on myspazz is much better than a text at 3.30am. nah i tried to sign up to facebook about a year ago but it wouldn't let me for some reason so i gave up on the whole bollocks
Hello Mr Woff, how is your kitten doing? Having two is proving to be somewhat exhausting and the fact that kitten number two is resieting toilet training is mildly unpleasant.
What in holy hell has happened to your profile!? This is an abomanation Woff, I think you need to change it.
About time news got back to me, yeah I can get a drumkit ... in one way or another, I could ask the source for my old one back, or I could get one on credit.
Let us know about the the drumkit you mentioned though.
As long as it's sturdy with stool and stands its cool, heads are cheap (they're the main part of the drums, no matter how cheap the actual drum kit is, it'll still sound reasonable with good heads on) and I have my own cymbals and pedals.
I've been thinking of getting my own snare too anyway, be much better for gigs
Where is this room? We need to practive asap!!
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p.S There's a few gigs I got lined up for us, so we best start practicing!
p.s.s I still have all the old tapes if you need to remember what the fuck we were doing in the first place haha!
lmao, when I move the cursor over my pic on your friends list my eyes and hair go from side to side. Anyway Mr Woff, in spite of what I said I succumbed to the caternal instincts and now have a kitten who I've named Harry, how is yours doing?
