Lord Summerisle (Will Crawford)

Lord Summerisle

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Fire in the Marrow

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Will Crawford
36 / Male
PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania, US
Last Login: 10/16/2009

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Interests

General
Writing, animal rights, a.m. armada, awkward beauty, graceful carelessness, coahoma county wind cults, making marzipan, mayan rules football, lapin idiosyncrasies, somatogravic illusions, zoanthropy, ornithology, ouija windmilling, people with tragic dimensions neuro-linguistic programming, polysyllabic sprees, freestyle rap contests with my cat and rabbit, hawaiian cartography, grave architecture, thrift shops, luna moths, taking photographs of people saying shut up, any art that has an equipoise of visceral and cerebral, rabbits, cats and solitude.
Music
john phillips, lee hazlewood, bobby timmons, andrew hill, tina brooks, will oldham, smog, edward ka-spel, sordid affair, stars of track and field, the sea and cake, penderecki, paganini, charlie rich, charles manson, bill fay, cyrus faryar, dino valente, beach boys, dennis wilson, small faces, kinks, monkees, eno, dan bejar, silver jews, pavement, captain beefheart, andrew bird, jackson c. frank, mark lanegan, mike johnson, hank snow, gary higgins, death in june, current 93, alasdair roberts, cardinal, hank mobley, elmo hope, chet baker, vincent gallo, gordon lightfoot, gene clark, guy clark, mentors, maitreya kali, LOS ENEMA BANDITOS!, sixto rodriguez, john simon, leonard cohen, phil spector, dinosaur jr., e.l.o., steely dan, supertramp, serge gainsbourg, jacques brel, scott walker, allen toussaint, james carr, tim dog, johnny ace, big red goad, spell, tom rapp, tim buckley, tim hardin, tim rose, fred neil, elmore james, townes van zandt, beatles, stones, terry kath, judee sill, linda perhacs, vashti bunyan, papa m, grassella oliphant, os mutantes, syd barrett, matt pond pa, mazarin, john denver, red house painters, nick drake, bert jansch, meic stevens, mingus, booker ervin, dupree bolton, lee morgan, baby huey, icecube, sammy davis jr., wagner, lambchop, ike & tina, tindersticks, bowie, lou reed, electric mayhem, thee electric mainline (r.i.p. toby), neil young, paul giovanni, magnetic fields, smiths, adam ant, billy nicholls, joy division, david ackles, cressida, celeste, can, early yes, byrds, arthur lee, clifford brown, gil evans, joe henderson, johnny coles, jack wilson, horace silver, bobby hutcherson, roy haynes, joe chambers, jimmy woods, mccoy tyner, herbie nichols, hank sr., elvis, sandy denny, hem, dead can dance, dizzy reece, carmell jones, curtis amy, grant green, gram parsons, kris kristofferson, merle haggard, richard thompson, phil ochs, bob dylan, jens lekman, jackie mclean, tom waits, jimmy webb, left banke, shaun harris, coil, cramps, marvin sease, david byrne, todd rundgren, shuggie otis, willie hightower, fela kuti, zombies, et al.
Movies
Watership Down werner herzog's, roman polanski's, woody allen's, alejandro jodorowsky's, bertolucci's, pasolini's, fellini's, vincent gallo's, dario argento's, jess franco's, walerian borowczyk's, lars von trier's, michael haneke's, otto preminger's, godard's, ingmar bergman's, stanley kubrick's, melvin van peebles', sam peckinpah's, bent hamer's, todd solondz's, p.t. anderson's, coen brothers', john waters', jim vanbebber's, nicholas roeg's, david lynch's, deep throat, wicker man, junebug, jacob's ladder, baba yaga, two-lane blacktop electra glide in blue, tully, equus, primer, eagle vs. shark, the squid and the whale, skidoo, matewan, how to draw a bunny, donnie darko, caligula, sweet movie, spider's strategem, venus in furs, scarlet diva, devil's rejects, race with the devil, up!, breezy, arizona dream, old joy, sherrybaby, kinjite, idiocracy, road house, milo & otis, any film with klaus kinski or julie christie in it.
Television
The advent of color television was concomitant to the advent of l.s.d., no coincidence. curb your enthusiasm, californication, tim & eric awesome show, meadowlands, entourage, extras, flight of the conchords, sopranos, big love, dexter, true blood, six feet under, twin peaks, kingdom, hell's kitchen, mandrake, meerkat manor, ali g., professional boxing, professional football, howard stern on-demand.
Books
AUTHORS: john fante, dan fante, john o'brien, miriam matzeder, jerzy kosinski, zoë miller, osamu dazai, cathleen daly, bukowski, walt burns, angelina herrera, early hemmingway, frank reardon, tim peeler, knut hamsun, d.c. berman, robert bingham, james ellroy, donna snyder, john fowles, john kennedy toole, kurt vonnegut, richard ford, jim goad, lester bangs, breece d'j pancake, carver, richard adams, villon, celine, camus, zola, sartre, mishima, abe, jeffers, exley, hesse, nietzsche, larry brown, et al. the junk and treasure of 5,000+ books reside in my mind. an epistemological sanford and son of sorts.
Heroes
John Phillips Persian carpet makers, William Holden, Warren Oates, Ingmar Bergman, D.C. Berman and Bobby Timmons unless your name is Brian Wilson, Van Dyke Parks or David Bowie, it's probably a really bad idea to write a song about your hero or heroes!

Details

Status: In a Relationship
Hometown: Vostok
Orientation: Straight
Ethnicity: Other
Religion: Other
Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
Children: I don't want kids
Education: Some college
Occupation: Word Painter/Funambulist

Networking

- Publishing
- Writer
- Poet

Latest Blog Entries

Jul 31, 2009 2:19 PM the Damoclean haircut
Jul 24, 2009 4:49 PM A Bullet for the Blind
Jul 12, 2009 11:15 PM With This Ash We Polish Jewels
Jul 5, 2009 7:14 PM often, it's best to just listen.
Jul 1, 2009 1:30 PM if there is a light, it will find you.

Blurbs

About me:

I'm not the type of person who will only make a brief appearance in his own life story. I have a deep longing for the consolation prize. I can carry a whole conversation using nothing but non-sequiturs while you nod your gormless head and smile, looking like a lost tourist painfully grasping a large pineapple. I'm not the kind of guy who would buy a piece of art in a bar but I am the type of guy who would surely vitiate your girlfriend in feral fashion inside of the lavatory while you buy that crap piece of art. I have a profound love of words, call it sesquipedalianism. I often lament the poverty of language in this country and all of the hackneyed cliches that go with it. I rarely use the word "like" in a sentence but rest assured if I do it will only be once. I write everyday to cure all of the wrongs. Not dissimilar to breathing, eating and eliminating in that it is an organic process. Everything in life is in and out. Moustache? I'm the kind of guy who would richly benefit from one but I presently lack the discipline of Charles Bronson (loved him in Kinjite) or the maintenance skills of one Joseph Davis (oil change). Okay, so right here and right now, as double jointed dancers insert glow stick suppositories, as Madonna cuts herself shaving, as ancient venues in Rhode Island collapse into beautiful ruins...I'm declaring myself "Wolfking of My Space!"

Who I'd like to meet:

I'm solipsistic. All is projected outward from inside of my mind. Therefore I have already had the immense pleasure/displeasure of meeting every single one of you!

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I think I could turn and live with animals. They are so placid and self-contained. They do not lie awake in the dark and weep for their sins. They do not make me sick discussing their duty to God. Not one of them kneels to another or to his own kind that lived thousands of years ago. Not one of them is respectable or unhappy, all over the earth.

Status and Mood

Will Crawford My first full length collection of original poetry, 'Fire in the Marrow', will be published by NeoPoiesis Press summer/fall of 2010. Good times.
Mood: Wolfkingly
Posted at 1:15 PM Oct 8

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Comments

Ron Ward

Nov 21 2009 7:01 PM

What's Shaking William Crawford these days?
Pretty Words

Nov 16 2009 9:28 PM

"We were abducted and put in these little teacups
to look cute for you next time you log on over here."

"Oh, and congratulations on being nominated for a
Pushcart Prize."
TOYKULT

Oct 13 2009 7:47 PM

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Buddy & BB Girl

Oct 9 2009 1:58 AM

Thank you.

xo Cat & Squirrel
ZEMMIWINKLE in time

Sep 20 2009 2:42 AM

you are missed 'round here.
The Cupid Kinkyboots Fa…

Sep 9 2009 1:36 AM
DogNose

Aug 16 2009 3:33 PM

Does the fact that I consistently fail at becoming a loser mean that I'm an even bigger loser than people who become losers without even trying!?!

And what's the deal with the Eagles signing Michael Vick!?!
fronterizaDonna Snyder

Aug 9 2009 9:49 PM

hey, there, will, most beautiful of beautiful poet boys. 'member me, your el paso fan club pres?

hope all is well with you and yorus.
KevinW.© Official Fan P…

Aug 5 2009 11:19 PM

Sorry that I haven't been on here much. I have been writing a ton, however. But I've been missing the intelligent discourse.
This one is especially for you because I know that you like it--which shows great taste.
What's shakin' on your end of things?
ZEMMIWINKLE in time

Jul 27 2009 5:47 PM

:D
OrchidhunterGossamer Jedi

Jul 26 2009 12:17 AM

for your unobsequious thoughts on my latest blogged prose, Lord.
Daniela Voicu( flavia …Daniela Voicu Online Now!

Jul 22 2009 8:18 PM

Have a good day!
Dani
DogNose

Jul 20 2009 12:04 AM

Hey Will, we should get a big auger and make holes in the ground. If people don't like the holes we make, we can smack them over the head, toss them into a hole and bury them! What do you think about that?
Goldmundo

Jun 26 2009 4:18 PM

Hi there, haven't said hello for a while, so er, hello. Had the pleasure of supporting Alasdair Roberts earlier this month - amazing!

Have you checked out Black Flowers and Trembling Bells?

Fare thee well!
OrchidhunterGossamer Jedi

Jun 26 2009 3:31 PM

"When you are joyous, look deep into your heart and you shall find it is only that which has given you sorrow that is giving you joy. When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight." - Khalil Gibran
Old Chen

Jun 26 2009 5:53 AM

Sex kitten strip like pro, make hard to resist. Close shop early, have dirty ride Flapjack express, HA!
DogNose

Jun 20 2009 6:21 AM

One of those headaches that feels like someone is driving a ten penny nail through the middle of your forehead! It's really important to remember to drink copious amounts of water before going to bed. You have to re-hydrate yourself after all of those beers.

I got a new toy for the cats. It's a little stuffed bird, and when it gets moved or bumped, it starts making very loud and lifelike chirping sounds! At first it was cute to watch them bat it around the floor, but it stopped being cute the other night when they decided to start playing with it at five o'clock in the morning. I had to put it into a drawer. They both watched me do it, and had such looks of disappointment on their faces, it almost made me cry. Almost. Then I went back to sleep!
Poetess MariaMaria Gornell

Jun 14 2009 10:50 PM

Hi Will,

Thank you so much for reading me and all of your comments.
Sorry i've been neglecting reading blogs I love your work and
promise to catch up now.

Love the new default btw. :)

Maria xx
rocking road poetry

Jun 13 2009 12:01 AM
Ms CosMod

Jun 9 2009 12:43 AM

Alright now, I'm making the evening rounds.
This will only hurt for a second, you'll feel a
little tingle, after that you'll feel all good again.
HA!

Xo Ms CosMod
DogNose

Jun 6 2009 7:39 AM

Yo man! What's up!?! Haven't heard much from you in a while. I've been working two jobs to make up for the loss of overtime on my main one. I'm doing 'time' in the warehouse of a local K-Mart on weekday mornings. It's mostly boring, but occasionally something interesting happens. The other day I met the new store manager. He shook my hand and said "Hello, my name is Charles. Who are you?" I didn't tell him my name. I shook his hand, started to giggle, and said "I have cats on the brain!" He nodded his head, said "Nice to meet you...." and then moved on to the next employee, which would suggest to me that he wasn't actually paying attention to anything that ANYONE said to him! Nothing like a manager who has no clue as to what is actually going on......
April April Michelle Bratten

Jun 5 2009 5:34 PM

Well, I think you should. Definitely. I would surely buy a copy.

Me? Nah. I have been getting some prodding by Frank to put one out myself. I suppose it is time.
April April Michelle Bratten

Jun 5 2009 4:32 PM

Do you have a book out somewhere?
Hells Belle ShellyShelly Sims

Jun 4 2009 2:10 AM

That vid that Kim sent you is freakin' hilarious!!! I'm glad you kept the Louie Wain artwork with the 2.0 upgrade,,,please tell me that you and Kim are coming Saturday night,,,pretty please???

cheers,,,
Ss
Dawn Davenport

Jun 3 2009 8:32 PM
Old Chen

Jun 2 2009 11:47 PM

Grey Goose prolong life of razor plus good for vomit stain, use only for special occasion. Flapjack polish half pint, then beer chase one-and-one, big gulp at first light, SHEESH! Freeze later make slushy, HA!
Vivian from OblivionVivian Hesse

Jun 2 2009 12:47 PM

Hey:)

Don't I know those situations all too well. Loving the new look and the new pic. Hope you and Kim can make it Sat:)

love,

Viv
x
Ms CosMod

Jun 1 2009 11:46 PM

Wild situation, eh? Oh my.
What have you gotten yourself into?
ha!

Xo Ms CosMod
DogNose

May 28 2009 2:28 AM

???
http://www.myspace.com/mustachemag
Eamonn

May 26 2009 10:40 PM

If I needed you
Would you come to me
Would you come to me
For to ease my pain
If you needed me
I would come to you
I would swim the seas
For to ease your pain

Well the nights forlorn
And the mornings born
And the morning shines
With the lights of love
And youll miss sunrise
If you close your eyes
And that would break
My heart in two

If I needed you
Would you come to me
Would you come to me
For to ease my pain
If you needed me
I would come to you
I would swim the seas
For to ease your pain

Babys with me now
Since I showed her how
To lay
Her lilly
Hand in mine
Who would ill agree
Shes a sight to see
A treasure for
The poor to find

If I needed you
Would you come to me
Would you come to me
For to ease my pain
If you needed me
I would come to you
I would swim the seas
For to ease your pain
M a r i o

May 25 2009 1:26 AM

Its just getting started
Hells Belle ShellyShelly Sims

May 24 2009 7:27 PM

hehe;>>>
rocking road poetry

May 23 2009 2:34 AM
Ms CosMod

May 22 2009 1:27 PM

Hostile stepsons? Where they at? Lemme at 'em.
I'll pulverize 'em. I'll make mince meat outta 'em!

Xo Ms CosMod
Vivian from OblivionVivian Hesse

May 21 2009 2:54 AM

Hey Billy~Bobs:

if it gives you time to write brilliant poems like your latest:)

love,

Viv
x
rocking road poetry

May 18 2009 7:11 PM
rocking road poetry

May 16 2009 9:37 AM

hope you have a fantastic weekend!
Lord SummerisleWill Crawford

May 15 2009 1:16 PM

Hey Frankenfelch,

Here's that action shot of you reading your medallion level poetry for a rapt audience somewhere in the shitshot wilds of Minot. Your name should be a verb:
FrankFrank Reardon

May 13 2009 1:20 PM

cock sucker
Ms CosMod

May 13 2009 12:55 AM

Xo Ms CosMod
bonny billy

May 11 2009 5:57 PM

fuck yeah, ENO!
FrankFrank Reardon

May 11 2009 3:37 AM

I shall kill you and send you to hell...April says hi
Chubby

May 9 2009 9:25 PM

DID YOU KNOW THE FEDERAL RESERVE BANK IS NO MORE FEDERAL THAN FEDERAL EXPRESS IS?? This is a private bank that prints a paper currency out of thin air and loans it to the gov’t?
The interest on that fiat and unconstitutional money is what we pay in federal Income tax?? Not for services, just interest on a loan. Remember the Banker Bailouts?
Let’s get informed and End the Fed You can find your Congressmember here http://www.votesmart.org/
Contact your congress members to cosponsor
http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bill.xpd?bill=h111-1207
http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bill.xpd?bill=h111-833
http://www.opencongress.org/bill/111-h1146/show

HR 1207 To amend title 31, United States Code, to reform the manner in which the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System is audited by the Comptroller General of the United States and the manner in which such audits are reported, and for other purposes.HR H.R. 833, the "Federal Reserve Board Abolition Act and H.R.1146 American Sovereignty Restoration Act of 2009

Feel free to copy and paste the sample letter below

Dear Honorable Congress Members,

Please co-sponsor and pass HR 1207 Federal Reserve Transparency Act of 2009 H.R. 833, the "Federal Reserve Board Abolition Act" and ". The nation’s founding fathers were very clear . The Constitution of the US Article 1 Section 8 states that the Congress shall coin money and that no state can make anything but gold and silver tender. Please co sponsor H. R. 1146 American Sovereignty Restoration Act of 2009
"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies." Thomas Jefferson

Yours in Liberty,
Patriot
I am praying nightly for our Creator to move your heart to save us all from this nightmare and tyranny our founding fathers predicted would surely befall our nation if we strayed from our
sacred Constitution that We The People wrote.
God Bless You and our Constitution!
DogNose

May 9 2009 7:23 PM

The last time I saw him he had a dazed look and kept muttering the words "Night of a thousand trannies..."
Vivian from OblivionVivian Hesse

May 8 2009 2:19 PM
Chubby

May 7 2009 9:33 PM

Michigan 17 year old girl's gather had had brain surgery 3 weeks prior, he fell and began
seizuring. Sgt Robert McFarland calls her a stupid ass and a buffoon The police hang up on her 3 times Adreinne Ledezma goes to to police station to complain and they arrest HER!
Contact the Lincoln Park MI police to complain and demand his termination. his 6 minute hanging up and rudeness could have caused this man's life
this is unacceptable. the police are employed to protect and serve us.

Chief Thomas Karnes Chief of Police 313-381-1800 ext:230 tkarnes@citylp.com showell@citylp.com bmiller@citylp.com
rwatters@citylp.com gtalyor@citylp.com foziem@citylp.com
rmcfarland@citylp.com mnasser@citylp.com bhawk@citylp.com
jmartin@citylp.com gtalyor@citylp.com rkolakovich@citylp.com
jjelsomeno@citylp.com rwatters@citylp.com bmiller@citylp.com showell@citylp.com mnasser@citylp.com bhawk@citylp.com
jmartin@citylp.com
FOAH

May 4 2009 6:08 PM

Lately, it feels like
it could rain forever.
Thank you, Mr. Crawford.

FOAH
rocking road poetry

May 4 2009 9:09 AM

have a safe week!
ZaynZayn X

May 4 2009 4:48 AM

WAS YOUR FATHER AN ALIEN?
BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE LIKE YOU
ON EARTH!
Ms CosMod

May 1 2009 10:33 PM

May poles were made for dancing.
Enjoy your May Day, Lord Summerisle.

Xo Ms CosMod