The Art of Brian Clarke
"I won't bite . . . unless you ask me nicely"

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100 years old
Berkeley, California
United States



Last Login: 7/1/2008
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    The Art of Brian Clarke's Interests
GeneralGee, just so many things.
Music
Will Les Toil abandon his day job to become a pop singer?? HA!!! The Clash, Gil-Scott Heron, The Slickers, Paul Revere & The Raiders, Eric B. & Rakim, Love, The Moore Brothers, The Beatles, Jimmy Page, The first Van Halen Album, Beastie Boys, The Yeastie Girls, The Trash Women, Oliver! Soundtrack, Frank Zappa, Ava and the Mystic Mangos, Funkadelic, X-Ray Spex, Earth, Wind & Fire, Lee "Scratch" Perry, Nina Simone, Gene Pitney, The Runaways, B.A.D., Rakim, The Bran Flakes, Allene Rohrer, The Temptations, The Wailers, Elvis Costello, The Jackson 5, Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth, and The Turtles.
MoviesBeckett, Friday, Boy's Town, Radio Days, Pulp Fiction, Deer Hunter, Taxi Driver, Dog Day Afternoon, Never Give a Sucker an Even Break, Duck Soup, Night at The Opera, The Harder They Come, Tampopo, Drunken Master, Enter The Dragon, Bamboozled. Oliver!, Evil Dead 2, Good Bad and The Ugly, Clockwork Orange, Bride of The Monster
Television Sgt. Bilko, Ren & Stimpy, Captain Satelite, The Honeymooners, Colgate Comedy Hour with Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis, Martin, Naked City, Candid Camera, Route 66, Twilight Zone, Outer Limits, F Troop, I Love New York, Ernie Kovak, Fractured Fairy Tales, The Mighty Heroes, Mighty Mouse, Top Cat, Taxi Cab Confessions, Teletubbies, Seinfeld.
BooksCrackpot, Fountainhead, Clockwork Orange, Under The Skin, Owen Meanie, World According to Garp, I Wake Up Screaming, Without Feathers, Oliver Twist, Night Shift, Sideswipe, What Makes Sammy Run? I, Legend.
HeroesGroucho Marx, Jack Kirby, Lionel Bart, Gena Rowland, my cat Marbles, Mark Ryden, Maxfield Parrish.
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     The Art of Brian Clarke's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 0" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Black / African descent
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Art Throb

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Publishing - Art - Illustrator
From low brow to high brow, I illustrate.



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About me:

Brian Clarke
here! Since I wasn't making enough of an income being Wolf-Man's barber, I had to supplement my income by being an artist. My space here is decorated in post-modern, pre-transgressive, early French Cornwellian foam core which means you have to remove any magnesium-based shoes if you plan on walking on my rare imported goose feather/tweed hybrid rug. Kumquat daiquiris are on the sofa. If the sofa refuses to pay for those drinks then the martinis are on my Uncle Cuthbert. Trust me, he's loaded (as am I). And listen, if you feel the need to "tie one on", feel free to crash in my breakfast nook til the morning when I'll be pouring Sanka and passing out nude pics of Whoopie Goldberg for even the fiercest hangovers.

Oh, and when time allows, come take a peek at a boutiful collection of my art at my
website.

Who I'd like to meet:

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The Art of Brian Clarke has 717 friends.
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 Shmobots 


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 MISFITS 


 Hal Seeger - Batfink and Milton the Monster 


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 The Radio Science Orchestra 


 The Residents 


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Shmobots





Jul 4 2008 4:40 PM

First you had Groucho, Harpo and Chico. Then there was Moe, Larry and Shemp. And then came Moe, Larry and Curly. And then Moe, Larry and Joe. And then a bit later there was Moe, Larry and--well, hell, point being we now have the final name in comedy trios. Meet Rusty, 69.5, and Eyeballs the Robot!! Collectively they're known as...

SHMOBOTS!!!!

A graphic novel about useless, drunken cyborgs from director Adam Rifkin and arteest Les Toil coming to a book store near you very soon.

People, can ya feel the buzz?





Shmobots





Jul 4 2008 4:39 PM

First you had Groucho, Harpo and Chico. Then there was Moe, Larry and Shemp. And then came Moe, Larry and Curly. And then Moe, Larry and Joe. And then a bit later there was Moe, Larry and--well, hell, point being we now have the final name in comedy trios. Meet Rusty, 69.5, and Eyeballs the Robot!! Collectively they're known as...

SHMOBOTS!!!!

A graphic novel about useless, drunken cyborgs coming to a book store near you very soon.

People, can ya feel the buzz?





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Jul 4 2008 1:20 PM

El Gato Chimney - OscarWhite New album OUT NOW!





Jul 2 2008 12:17 AM

Thanks
amazing works!!
ciao :)

Optical
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Jun 27 2008 4:40 PM

Mike Magnus





Jun 26 2008 3:30 PM

So what did you think of the new Hulk? I thought it was great, so good in fact that it made me forget all about that "I hate my daddy, its all his fault I'm the Hulk" movie that came out five years ago!
Les Toil, Artist





Jun 24 2008 8:34 AM

undergroundtoon





Jun 23 2008 2:36 PM

thank you
andré





Jun 23 2008 11:54 AM

thank you great artwork!! - i wish you all the best - andré

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Jun 20 2008 4:43 PM

The Hipwaders





Jun 18 2008 2:01 PM

Seriously awesome art, Brian.
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Jun 13 2008 4:49 PM

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Purple Hayes





Jun 10 2008 11:25 AM

U already know who it iz!! Comin thru 2 show luv, n 2 let u know dere’s new music up on da page! Hope u come thru n check it out! You know it’s all Hood…. by da way.. hope u gotta chance 2 check out da video!
This Iz How We Ride

Much Luv!!
Prp
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Jun 6 2008 1:19 PM

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Jun 6 2008 12:17 PM

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56pi@ (goropia) ごろぴあ





Jun 5 2008 12:15 AM

Thank you for adding us!!
All the best!

Love ’n’ Peace  ’n’  Smile :D
Greeting from Osaka,Japan

Click!! 56pi@CD BABY
56PI@: Unseasonable Flowering

solo myspace
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Piapi
Bellvi





Jun 3 2008 12:25 AM

HeY
ThAaAaAnKsSSs!!!

ChEErS FrOm BaRcELoNa
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May 30 2008 5:35 PM

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May 29 2008 8:31 PM

Clarke Rules!
Ben Strawn





May 29 2008 6:53 AM

Just Lurking by to say Hi!Hope all is Spooky!
Naughty Girl





May 27 2008 1:09 PM

Thanks for the add

Naughty Girl
Shmobots





May 27 2008 12:47 PM

Thanks for finding space in your world for a Shmobot.

~BigNBeautiful in DFW~





May 25 2008 9:12 AM

Happy Memorial Day!
Shmobots





May 23 2008 11:06 PM

Shmobots worldwide are HUGE fans of Brian Clarke's art!!!!!!

--Eyeballs The Robot

Mike Magnus





May 22 2008 5:43 AM

Hey Brian, let me know what you think about the new Indiana Jones. Oh, and I just got the news that Marvel is working on a Thor movie. I don't know if I should be excited or scared. Kirby did his best work on that book.
INTOXICA RADIO with HOWIE PYRO!





May 20 2008 7:28 PM

ON THE AIR TONITE AT 9PM WEST COAST TIME! RECORDS ABOUT FROGS FEATURED SET!!!

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May 18 2008 3:45 PM

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May 13 2008 8:00 PM

Ever wonder why there's never been a graphic novel about drunken, lewd, slacker automatons? Wonder no more.
From director Adam Rifkin and artist Les Toil comes SHMOBOTS!
♪ Heather





May 13 2008 7:49 PM

thanks for the add... i love your work!!! :)
Zelig X





May 12 2008 10:06 PM

Hey Brian,

I wasn't hacked. That's a MySpace application called, "Buy Your Friends". Check it out ~ !

Dave Jenkins
aka Zelig X
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Purple Hayes





May 8 2008 11:55 AM

Gotta come thru n show sum luv!!

"
Demon Dave SA





May 5 2008 11:31 PM

Hi there Brian,

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Mike Magnus





May 5 2008 6:28 PM

Have you seen Iron Man? I thought it was the best comic book movie I have seen since Spider-Man 2. Even the CGI was good, for a change.
Zelig X





May 3 2008 5:37 AM


Hey The Art of Brian Clarke, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!



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