Will Les Toil abandon his day job to become a pop singer?? HA!!!
The Clash, Gil-Scott Heron, The Slickers, Paul Revere & The Raiders, Eric B. & Rakim, Love, The Moore Brothers, The Beatles, Jimmy Page, The first Van Halen Album, Beastie Boys, The Yeastie Girls, The Trash Women, Oliver! Soundtrack, Frank Zappa, Ava and the Mystic Mangos, Funkadelic, X-Ray Spex, Earth, Wind & Fire, Lee "Scratch" Perry, Nina Simone, Gene Pitney, The Runaways, B.A.D., Rakim, The Bran Flakes, Allene Rohrer, The Temptations, The Wailers, Elvis Costello, The Jackson 5, Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth, and The Turtles.
Movies
Beckett, Friday, Boy's Town, Radio Days, Pulp Fiction, Deer Hunter, Taxi Driver, Dog Day Afternoon, Never Give a Sucker an Even Break, Duck Soup, Night at The Opera, The Harder They Come, Tampopo, Drunken Master, Enter The Dragon, Bamboozled. Oliver!, Evil Dead 2, Good Bad and The Ugly, Clockwork Orange, Bride of The Monster
Television
Sgt. Bilko, Ren & Stimpy, Captain Satelite, The Honeymooners, Colgate Comedy Hour with Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis, Martin, Naked City, Candid Camera, Route 66, Twilight Zone, Outer Limits, F Troop, I Love New York, Ernie Kovak, Fractured Fairy Tales, The Mighty Heroes, Mighty Mouse, Top Cat, Taxi Cab Confessions, Teletubbies, Seinfeld.
Books
Crackpot, Fountainhead, Clockwork Orange, Under The Skin, Owen Meanie, World According to Garp, I Wake Up Screaming, Without Feathers, Oliver Twist, Night Shift, Sideswipe, What Makes Sammy Run? I, Legend.
Heroes
Groucho Marx, Jack Kirby, Lionel Bart, Gena Rowland, my cat Marbles, Mark Ryden, Maxfield Parrish.
About me: Brian Clarke here! Since I wasn't making enough of an income being Wolf-Man's barber, I had to supplement my income by being an artist. My space here is decorated in post-modern, pre-transgressive, early French Cornwellian foam core which means you have to remove any magnesium-based shoes if you plan on walking on my rare imported goose feather/tweed hybrid rug. Kumquat daiquiris are on the sofa. If the sofa refuses to pay for those drinks then the martinis are on my Uncle Cuthbert. Trust me, he's loaded (as am I). And listen, if you feel the need to "tie one on", feel free to crash in my breakfast nook til the morning when I'll be pouring Sanka and passing out nude pics of Whoopie Goldberg for even the fiercest hangovers.
Oh, and when time allows, come take a peek at a boutiful collection of my art at my website.
First you had Groucho, Harpo and Chico. Then there was Moe, Larry and Shemp. And then came Moe, Larry and Curly. And then Moe, Larry and Joe. And then a bit later there was Moe, Larry and--well, hell, point being we now have the final name in comedy trios. Meet Rusty, 69.5, and Eyeballs the Robot!! Collectively they're known as...
SHMOBOTS!!!!
A graphic novel about useless, drunken cyborgs from director Adam Rifkin and arteest Les Toil coming to a book store near you very soon.
First you had Groucho, Harpo and Chico. Then there was Moe, Larry and Shemp. And then came Moe, Larry and Curly. And then Moe, Larry and Joe. And then a bit later there was Moe, Larry and--well, hell, point being we now have the final name in comedy trios. Meet Rusty, 69.5, and Eyeballs the Robot!! Collectively they're known as...
SHMOBOTS!!!!
A graphic novel about useless, drunken cyborgs coming to a book store near you very soon.
So what did you think of the new Hulk? I thought it was great, so good in fact that it made me forget all about that "I hate my daddy, its all his fault I'm the Hulk" movie that came out five years ago!
U already know who it iz!! Comin thru 2 show luv, n 2 let u know dere’s new music up on da page! Hope u come thru n check it out! You know it’s all Hood…. by da way.. hope u gotta chance 2 check out da video! This Iz How We Ride
Hey Brian, let me know what you think about the new Indiana Jones. Oh, and I just got the news that Marvel is working on a Thor movie. I don't know if I should be excited or scared. Kirby did his best work on that book.
Ever wonder why there's never been a graphic novel about drunken, lewd, slacker automatons? Wonder no more. From director Adam Rifkin and artist Les Toil comes SHMOBOTS!