Miriam Schmeariam
"Get Schmeard!"FemaleSci Fi Nerdand Naked Baby ExtraordinaireSan Francisco, CALast Login: 07/15/08"

Female
98 years old
San Francisco, California
United States



Last Login:7/19/2008
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    Miriam Schmeariam 's Interests
GeneralGrrrr, I sometimes get in bad moods.

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MIRIAM SCHMEARIAM'S TV SUGGESTIONS

Go out and buy all the seasons of "Family Guy" and "American Dad!" 'Nuff said.

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BACK TO MIRIAM SCHMEARIAM'S INTERESTS

Sporks, cheese, toast, hot coffee, live music, poker, ballet, belly dancing, Star Trek, Star Wars (except for Jar Jar Binks and the movie's dialogue of which both are so very dismal), ice hockey, curling, beer, whiskey and/or bourbons, nuts, crossword puzzles, pool (I suck, but I'm getting better), German food (Basque, Afghan and Japanese food is darn good, too), Spanish tapas, blood oranges, Asian pears, traveling, gargoyles, cold/windy SF beaches . . .

Hmmmm, what else do I find interesting?. . . .Sci fi, nanotechnology, puffy white clouds, miniatures, witchcraft, enchantments, curses, trivia, haunted houses, ghosts, more paranormal stuff, astrology, Chinese astrology and tarot cards.
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Radiohead, the opera Die Fledermaus, Tool, Eels, Beatles, Kyruss, Dead Meadow, Flaming Lips, The Fancy Dan Band, Fancy Dan, Powell St. Station, Michael Loebs, Dave G, Rebecca X Cross, MetaBear, The Dandelion War, Nutarah, JJ Schultz, the JJ Schultz Band, The Morning Benders, The Attachments, The Hooks, BLAMMOS, Stephen Thomson, Johnny Cash, Loretta Lynn, Dwight Yoakam, Alabama, Blonde Redhead, Nirvana,.. Metal, Psychedelic, Country, and Space Static -no, seriously. I really like space static.
MoviesA Clockwork Orange, Ichi the Killer, Six String Samurai, My Neighbour Totoro, The God Father (I and II), October Sky, Evil Roy Slade, The Spirit is Willing, Atonement, Spirited Away, Matador (1986), the Year of Living Dangerously, Bottle Rocket, Battle Royale, Pulse, The Longest Day, Wild Napalm, Forget Paris, The Devil's Rejects, Full Metal Jacket, Natural Born Killers, Promise Her Anything, A Thin Red Line, Chronicles of Riddick, The Producers, Donnie Darko, the Good, the Bad and the Ugly, 2046, Heavenly Creatures, Diva, Horror (especially Hammer Films), Sci Fi, Action, Westerns, Indie, David Lynch, Alfred Hitchcock, and Sergio Leone.
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Hockey games (Hockey Night in Canada), Deutsche Welle, DW's Journal, DW-TV's EuroMaxx, Stargate SG1, Farscape, Babylon 5, and almost anything Star Trek, Family Guy -I like that they sometimes put snippets of Conway Twitty in their show. The Simpsons, American Dad, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Aqua Teens, Arrested Development, Robot Chicken, Happy Tree Friends (you know, I really have a sick, disturbing mind, but I find solace that I'm not the only one ... but I only watch this show on my computer, not my tv), SCTV, Sealab 2021, and South Park.
BooksMy favourite A. A. Milne character is Eeyore. But I prefer the non-Disney one.

I need a hug

They Shoot Canoes Don't They?, Blindness, Dante's Divine Comedy, The Little Prince, the Straight Dope, Maus a Survivor's Tale: My Father Bleeds History, the Onion Newspaper, the Wall Street Journal, the Loin's Mouth (because I live in 'Da Loin'), Paradise Lost, Chaucer, Dickens, Waiting for Godot, Shakespeare, The Zombie Survival Guide (Complete Protection from the Living Dead), Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Tropic of Cancer, Stranger in a Strange Land, Steinbeck, Hemingway, Tao of Pooh, Te of Piglet, Tale of Genji, Woman in the Dunes, Ian McEwan, J.R. Rowlings, short stories and haiku.
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     Miriam Schmeariam 's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:In the land of double entendres
Body type:5' 2" / Average
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Dystopian cruise director

   Miriam Schmeariam 's Companies
Pillsbury Winthrop Shaw and Pittman LLP
San Francisco, CA US
Position Held: Smarty Pants IP/Trademark Paralegal
Division: IP/Trademark Dept. & Friends to sprites and nimphs

Resigned to spend time to SAVE THE CHINCHILLAS!
Gordon and Rees LLP
San Francisco, CA US
Position Held: Happy Slave
Division: Asbestos

Dates Employed: Don't know it was all a blurr
Bartko Zankel Tarrant and Miller
San Francisco, CA US
Position Held: A Crazed Nut Job aka a Paralegal
Division: The Cow Tipper Group

Dates Employed: May 2005 - January 2006
Law Offices of Nicholas Eveleigh
Oakland, CA US
Position: Litigation Paralegal/Legal Secretary
I'm in the I Fear No Ulcer Division! Yeah!

10/22/07 - present



Miriam Schmeariam is feeling MUCH better. Thanks for asking. :)

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   Miriam Schmeariam 's Blurbs
About me:
GO BUY IT NOW!



There's an IMPOSTOR amongst us and he touched my ASS!
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I'm a cell phone photographer and someday, if I wish hard enough, I'll get a real camera and then all my pictures will come out clear. . . yeah, sure and I'll finally get that darn pony I've always wanted.

What I like doing is to go out (or stay at home) and watch films, I make up words, listen to a variety of music, read a whole buncha buncha, hang out at the Hotel Utah's Open Mic and I complain. . . A LOT. I have a fear of looking up (seriously, I do), a fear of watermelons (go ahead and laugh), and I have a fear of flying/heights. I love walking around San Francisco. Up hills, down hills, to here, over there and back again.

As for what do I look like? Check out my pics. I have short dark brown hair, brown (though slightly crossed) eyes, and I'm as pale as the underbelly of a beluga whale.

I have a very dark/sick/odd sense of humour. I do like trivia, board games, rummaging through music shops, secondhand stores, and bookstores -I can't go in a bookstore without buying at least one book.

I'm also a bit eccentric . . .but just a bit. . . actually, it's my left toe, my right pinky finger and my left eye ball.

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Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet music loving, adventurous, sharp folks with sarcastic wit and fast comebacks. Maybe they'll have an extensive cd and dvd/video collection?

I keep company with a lot skilled musicians. How the hell did I get to know them? Another thing, why haven't they set fire to my apartment building? . . . . . .like that old tootsie pop commercial says . . . "The world may never know".

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Hey, how's your day been, good?
I have 227 victims, . . . I mean FRIENDS, FRIENDS, . . . yeah, that's it. Okay, sure. . . some of my friends are ZOMBIES, but they're quite pleasant actually.
The Fancy Dan Band

Fancy Dan

Jane

Bud

Jeanne Foss

Mary Margaret

Adam Balbo

JJ Schultz

Great Girls Blouse

Kyle

"The Other" Miriam

Fleeting Trance

AIYHWMTWMS

Courtney Nicole

Stephen Thomsom

Hey Manna!

Dead Meadow

Bridget

Klaus

San Francisco Bay Area Curling Club

Sure, Go Ahead and View All of My Friends. Knock Yourself Out.
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miriam speyer





Jul 19 2008 12:50 AM

if depression were to take on human form, i'd give it a big sock in the gut! i think you're just wonderful. it's cool to see you buzzing around in the scene, helping people plug in a venues and the likes.
c u soon
~~Matters of the HEART ♥ ~~~





Jul 18 2008 1:28 PM

Have a wonderful weekend Hun!!
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Great Girls Blouse





Jul 18 2008 8:08 AM

Good to see you up so early, like myself! We have been family-oriented lately...we will return to form soon. See you at Cafe Int.'l on 7/25??
--Amy
nancy fair





Jul 17 2008 1:53 PM

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Jul 17 2008 12:01 PM



Grow Records Artist: Brod Rob - Saturday July 26th in Berkeley!




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Come out and help support local music!



Margaux





Jul 17 2008 2:17 AM

It's really good--really good!
Desi Revo





Jul 16 2008 11:37 PM

i think you should have a baby for the sole reason of buying shit from Desi Revo! (awesomegoodidealou)
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Jul 15 2008 1:05 AM

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Jul 11 2008 12:07 AM

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Jul 10 2008 5:05 PM

Wazzzz up in your world girlfriend?
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Alex Statan





Jul 9 2008 7:41 PM

Hey stud
I will see you friday hopefully? Maybe tuesday to, but I wanna check out bottom of the hill so I am torn
Geraldine





Jul 7 2008 4:09 PM

Dearest Miriam,
Thank you so much for wishing me a happy birthday, it was very nice. Really.
Will i see you wednesday at Rebecca's show?
I hope so.
Love
love love
Keiko Takamura





Jul 5 2008 7:27 PM

Up for watching Wanted tomorrow?
Great Girls Blouse





Jul 4 2008 9:50 AM

Life is hard for the Blouse.
Keiko Takamura





Jul 2 2008 3:45 PM

Have you seen Wanted yet? I kinda wanna see Wanted.
Keiko Takamura





Jul 2 2008 11:11 AM

Dude, your new pictures are so hot!! You look all smirky and femme fatale-ish.
nancy fair





Jun 23 2008 2:52 PM

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nancy fair





Jun 23 2008 2:38 PM

have you seen the stuffed animal graveyard at albany bulb?
Victoria and the Vaudevillains





Jun 22 2008 12:12 AM

Have I thanked you for posting the photos yet? You're amazing!
Desi Revo





Jun 17 2008 5:12 AM



I'd love to hear your feedback on this picture I made.
John Rybak





Jun 7 2008 11:54 PM

thanks for your add + support!
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John Rybak - "Music for a well traveled mind"
Geraldine





Jun 7 2008 7:50 PM

Merci merci
Love love love
Geraldine





Jun 6 2008 8:27 PM

Hey Miriam, I still wanna be a zombie.
Will you make this happen?:) And send me the pics.
Hope to see you soon.
Jacopo





Jun 6 2008 12:22 PM

Hi Miriam, I'm catching up with everybody and my days are crammed with visits, music, food and lots of wine...I'll play three concerts here, I'm really excited!
Dr. Evil





Jun 6 2008 4:25 AM

we who I have a BA in media now there is the topic of getting a job hahahah.

hey how you been man i tell you that when some one really stabs you in the back they really stab you in the back.

someone super piss me of lately umm im so not sure what to do about it to.

any way im remodling my place might come down to SF soon to see you guys.


hope your doing good samara got done with school to now

we both took 1000 years
nancy fair





Jun 4 2008 1:57 PM

this show is w/ my band. hope you can make it!

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Solenna





Jun 3 2008 3:06 PM

Hey, thanks for the comment
No i didnt find it, but i think who ever find it they meant to have it.