Miriam Schmeariam
Miriam Schmeariam
Miriam Schmeariam Those who think laughter is the best medicine ... haven't tried morphine. :O)

Female
89 years old
San Francisco, California
United States



Last Login: 12/12/2009
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I'd like to meet music loving, adventurous, sharp folks with sarcastic wit and fast comebacks. Maybe they'll have an extensive cd and dvd/video collection?

I keep company with a lot skilled musicians. How the hell did I get to know them? Another thing, why haven't they set fire to my apartment building? . . . . . .like that old tootsie pop commercial says . . . "The world may never know".

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EUREKA! I finally found the Mad TV skit starring my man, Seth Green, as a sadistic and freakish co-owner of a greeting card business.



Me likey and be interested in ... sporks, cheese, toast, hot coffee, arm chair archeology, the magnificent crock pot, shooting pool, live music, poker, ballet, belly dancing, turbo kick boxing, Zumba, bowling, Star Trek, Star Wars, ice hockey, curling, beer, whiskey and/or bourbons, nuts, puzzles, cross word puzzles, German food, Spanish tapas, blood oranges, asian pears, traveling, gargoyles, l love SF rain, cold/windy SF beaches . . .

Hmmmm, what else?. . . .Sci fi, nanotechnology, puffy white clouds, miniatures, witchcraft, enchantments, curses, trivia, haunted houses, ghosts, more paranormal stuff, astrology, Chinese astrology and tarot cards.
Musicbeer

Radiohead, the opera Die Fledermaus, Tool, Eels, Beatles, Kyruss, Dead Meadow, Flaming Lips, Music For Animals, Amue, My Jeremiah, Triple Cobra, The Fancy Dan Band, Fancy Dan, Powell St. Station, Michael Loebs, Dave G, Rebecca X Cross and the Saints, Shovelman, MetaBear, The Dandelion War, JJ Schultz, the JJ Schultz Band, The Morning Benders, The Attachments, The Hooks, BLAMMOS, Stephen Thomson, Johnny Cash, Loretta Lynn, Dwight Yoakam, Alabama, Blonde Redhead, Nirvana,.. Metal, Psychedelic, Country, and Space Static -no, seriously. I really like space static.



Movies




Dog Fight, A Clockwork Orange, Ichi the Killer, Six String Samurai, My Neighbour Totoro, The God Father (I and II), October Sky, Slap Shot, Evil Roy Slade, The Spirit is Willing, Spirited Away, Matador (1986), the Year of Living Dangerously, Bottle Rocket, Battle Royale, Pulse, The Longest Day, Wild Napalm, Forget Paris, Waterboy,The Devil's Rejects, Full Metal Jacket, Natural Born Killers, Promise Her Anything, A Thin Red Line, Chronicles of Riddick, The Producers, Donnie Darko, the Good, the Bad and the Ugly, 2046, Heavenly Creatures, Diva, Horror (especially Hammer Films), Sci Fi, Action, Westerns, Indie, David Lynch, Alfred Hitchcock, and Sergio Leone.
TelevisionHell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, Trailer Park Boys, Hockey games (Hockey Night in Canada), Deutsche Welle, DW's Journal, DW-TV's EuroMaxx, SCTV (if you saw this show then you'd know who Guy Caballero is), Stargate SG1, Farscape, Babylon 5, and almost anything Star Trek, Family Guy, The Simpsons, American Dad, Duckman, Superjail!, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Aqua Teens, Arrested Development, Robot Chicken, Happy Tree Friends (sick, sick, sick, but I love it), SCTV, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Sealab 2021, and South Park.
BooksEurope on Five Quaaludes a Day, Blindness, They Shoot Canoes Don't They?, Dante's Divine Comedy, The Little Prince, the Straight Dope, the Wall Street Journal, the Loin's Mouth (because I live in 'Da Loin'), Paradise Lost, Chaucer, Keats, Tennyson, Dickens, Blake (especially Songs of Innocence), Waiting for Godot, Shakespeare, The Zombie Survival Guide (Complete Protection from the Living Dead), Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Tropic of Cancer, Stranger in a Strange Land, Steinbeck, Hemingway, Tao of Pooh, Te of Piglet, Tale of Genji, Woman in the Dunes, Ian McEwan, J.R. Rowlings, short stories, and haiku.
HeroesSimon's cat. Strangely enough, it has a strong resemblance to my cat Zack. Of course, Zack's orange.

Simon's Cat Pictures, Images and Photos


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Miriam Schmeariam's Details
Status: Single
Here For: Networking, Friends, Potential Vampire Victims ...
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: In the land of double entendres
Body Type: 5'2/Average for a wombat
Ethnicity: Naked Baby, seriously, I am.
Zodiac Sign: Naked Baby Aquarius
Religion: Jewish Blewish Mewish Naked Baby
Smoke / Drink: Of course!/ Sure, why not?
Beverage: Coffee for Naked Babies
Education: Colege Gradumadate
Occupation: Dystopian cruise director and part-time naked baby
3.14: Apple


     Miriam Schmeariam 's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:In the land of double entendres
Body type:5' 3" / Average
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Dystopian cruise director and part-time naked baby

   Miriam Schmeariam 's Companies
Bartko Zankel Tarrant and Miller
San Francisco, CA US
Position Held: A Crazed Nut Job aka a Paralegal
Division: The Cow Tipper Group

Dates Employed: May 2005 - January 2006
Law Offices of Nicholas Eveleigh
Oakland, CA US
Position: Litigation Paralegal/Legal Secretary
I'm in the I Fear No Ulcer Division! Yeah!

10/22/07 - 12/2/08
Continuing Education of the BAR
Oakland, CA US
Blank Assistant (Yup, this is a real title)
Word Processing

12/04/08 - present



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I like white chocolate, cara cara oranges, blood oranges, various nuts (not the human kind, wait, that didn't sound like I wanted it to ... I meant to say "nuts" as in CRAZY, CREEPY people), and most things made with potatoes.

I drool a lot, bang things with my big club and screech, "BLARG! BLARG!" at passing cars. Oh, did I mentioned I'm short, fat, ugly and mean? It true so beware.

I ABSOLUTELY HATE watermelons. They're watery, sugary e-v-i-l.
I have short dark brown hair, brown (slightly crossed) eyes, and I'm as pale as the underbelly of a beluga whale.

I have a very dark/sick/odd sense of humour. I do like trivia, board games, rummaging through music shops, secondhand stores, and bookstores -I can't go in a bookstore without buying at least one book.

I'm also a bit eccentric . . .but just a bit. . . actually, it's my left toe, my right pinky finger and my left eye ball



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Samara

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Darrin

Music For Animals

Amue

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Stephen

Dead Meadow

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 The Fancy Dan Band 


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 Elektrik Sunset 


 Amue(debut Album coming soon) 


 Plomo 


 stephen 


 darrin 


 Honeywater 





Miriam Schmeariam 's Friends Comments
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Amue(debut Album coming soon)

Amue(debut Album coming soon)



Dec 7 2009 2:52 AM

the show got cancelled sad faces
Honeywater

Honeywater



Dec 3 2009 9:54 PM

Funny you outted me on my status.  I only logged on today to change it!  Loud and proud and stunned at the amazing boyfriend I found....
The Mitchell Experiment

The Mitchell Experiment



Nov 11 2009 1:36 AM

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Lyle Tilo Reust

Lyle Tilo Reust



Oct 22 2009 7:32 PM

I am not to sure how long we will be there for haha. I was really confused by the picture vegas comment im not sure i know what it means?

haha please inform me on this
~~Matters of the HEART ♥ ~~~

Pamela Culbertson



Oct 11 2009 7:10 AM

Sad????? Awwww Cheer up Darlin!!!! Hey, are you on Facebook also??? Miss ya!!
Supersounds of the 1870s

Supersounds of the 1870s



Sep 25 2009 8:24 AM

Does this cat belong to you?

Honeywater

Honeywater



Sep 21 2009 5:31 PM


Dr. Evil

Dr. Evil



Sep 21 2009 3:05 AM

hey are you on face book now to can you add me.
Douglas

Douglas
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Sep 15 2009 5:47 PM

how are you!
darrin

darrin



Sep 15 2009 1:13 AM

eww!  i mean, ooh. 
Douglas

Douglas
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Sep 3 2009 5:09 PM

oh dang can you take me there?
Miriam Speyer & New Blend

Miriam Speyer & New Blend



Aug 25 2009 6:53 PM

miriam 1! -- it's miriam 2 here.  we finished our first album and the release party is on sept 4 @ kyle's warehouse.  please come!








Honeywater

Honeywater



Aug 24 2009 5:25 PM

hi hi!  Give this band a listen- Love Like Fire.  I saw them at Bottom of the Hill a few months ago.  I LLOVEY!  They're released in UK and really well managed and promoted like pros.   http://www.myspace.com/lovelikefire
I'm back in SF Tuesday.
My Jeremiah

My Jeremiah



Aug 2 2009 9:16 PM

hey! thanks miriam we really appreciate that a lot! I'm glad you came and you should go out and enjoy this beautiful day!


 kyle
Supersounds of the 1870s

Supersounds of the 1870s



Jul 30 2009 4:44 PM

I would say this one's more scary.
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Supersounds of the 1870s

Supersounds of the 1870s



Jul 29 2009 9:16 PM

Well, thanks, I do look pretty firm and tight in fishnets, don't I? Yeah, that's right. That's my electronic project, I figured I'd give it a shot with some electronic based songs, but it's not working out to well. You give any of the songs a listen?
Supersounds of the 1870s

Supersounds of the 1870s



Jul 29 2009 4:56 AM

I'll ask him, I think he's got a great rate for birthday parties.
Red Penny One

Red Penny One



Jul 28 2009 5:54 PM

Your tellin me!!!!
Supersounds of the 1870s

Supersounds of the 1870s



Jul 27 2009 7:10 AM

well of course. I own the dress. but that's just my stage model.
Amue(debut Album coming soon)

Amue(debut Album coming soon)



Jul 24 2009 3:52 PM

mmm haha i know some of that with milk :)
Music for Animals

Music for Animals



Jul 16 2009 9:34 AM

We miss you...cara cara oranges too.
Supersounds of the 1870s

Supersounds of the 1870s



Jul 8 2009 2:57 AM

Do you remember 'Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead' with Christina Applegate?  You dress just like her in that movie.  Or at least did...
Supersounds of the 1870s

Supersounds of the 1870s



Jul 7 2009 4:34 AM

You can never bite too hard.
Amue(debut Album coming soon)

Amue(debut Album coming soon)



Jul 4 2009 12:10 AM

new song up :)
Tiera Iasparo

Tiera Iasparo



Jul 3 2009 5:43 PM

Miriam,
Thank you for adding me....it is a pleasure to have you as a friend...i hope you have a happy friday!
tiera
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