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Wombstretcha the Magnificent - NEW SINGLE UP NOW
Rap / Industrial / Comedy

The New King of Pop



Portland, Oregon
United States

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Last Login:  12/18/2009
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   Wombstretcha the Magnificent - NEW SINGLE UP NOW: General Info
Member Since1/17/2006
Band Websitewww.wombstretcha.com
Band MembersWombstretcha the Magnificent aka the Serial Rappist = Vocals

Statutory Ray aka the Cervical Surgeon = Vocals, Beats

EMC aka the chick = Kitchen, bedroom

Soundproof Stan the organ player = Straight outta Shaumburg

Heavy Johnson = Guitarist and most Metal person ever

DJ House Party 3, aka Red Five = DJ

Go-Go Gorilla = Gorilla

Ogre = Ogre

Random Strippers = Forgotten and lost

REMEMBER TO VISIT WWW.WOMBSTRETCHA.COM!!!

InfluencesErnie Hudson
Sounds LikeA swan making love to a rainbow.
Record LabelOne-Hour Pharmacy (1HRx) Records
Type of LabelMajor


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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Jan 2 2010 9:00P
45th Street Pub - Statutory Ray’s Birthday Bash Part 1 Portland, Oregon
Jan 3 2010 8:00P
Hard Candy Gentlemen’s Club - Statutory Ray’s Birthday Bash Part 2 Salem, Oregon
Jan 22 2010 8:00P
45th St Pub - Headlining Wombstretcha Show w/ Guests Portland, Oregon

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Our New Song "My Space" + Companion Music Video  (view more)

Friday show at the 45th St Pub!  (view more)

I'm on Twitter now + Our Label is Better Than Yours!  (view more)

I'm Gonna Rock the Fuck Outta SW Portland Tonight!  (view more)

REPORT: Stripper Madness from Last Show + We're at 45th this Friday, August 14th!  (view more)

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   About Wombstretcha the Magnificent - NEW SINGLE UP NOW

REMEMBER TO VISIT WWW.WOMBSTRETCHA.COM!!!

Creators of the subgenre "date rap," Wombstretcha and Ray proudly represent life on the streets, where the duo remains 100 yards away from school zones at all given times.

Currently in negotiations with the receptionists at such labels as Sony and Island/DefJam, the band is awaiting it's first piece of bad publicity from which it can launch it's media-frenzied career.

2009 - Four More Years!

2008 - Right Foot Green EP

2007 - Startin' Floods LP

2007 - A Pie Full of Knives LP

2007 - Mixtape Supreme (online only - wombstretcha.com - unfinished)

2006 - B-Sides and Miscarriages (limited/destroyed) EP

2006 - Great Divide LP

2005 - Pregnant Pause EP

Note: The songs up right now are low quality. The actual CDs sound much better.

- CLICK HERE FOR DOWNLOADABLE 4MYrs SAMPLER MP3

CLICK HERE FOR DOWNLOADABLE R.F.G. SAMPLER MP3

CLICK HERE FOR DOWNLOADABLE FLOODS SAMPLER MP3

"Soundproof Van" Official Music Video:

CLICK HERE FOR THE SINGLES EP ZIP FILE


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Dec 16 2009 1:56 AM

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Dec 16 2009 1:56 AM

A little Christmas cheer for you. Lmao!

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Merry Christmas Wombstretcha!!!

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Dec 13 2009 6:33 AM

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Dec 13 2009 6:33 AM

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K-Dizzy

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Dec 10 2009 9:17 AM

Atari wants some money for this shit.

Ms. Miranda Rights

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Dec 10 2009 9:17 AM

so that link isnt working? ok well the user name who posted it is MyIonJugulars the name of the journal is WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IS THIS A SOFT CORE PORN SITE or some shit like that. But you should create a VF acount anyways this lady is trying to get a case together to take me to court apparently over the minors seeing my ass and what not
Ms. Miranda Rights

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Dec 9 2009 8:57 AM

I remember! You had me read it! isnt it faboullous you know you should post somthing for your fans about this link and really bombard this journal.... like you did with the feminists
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Dec 9 2009 8:53 AM

heres the link


http://vampirefreaks.com/journal_comment.php?entry=5985340
Ms. Miranda Rights

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Dec 9 2009 8:53 AM

um i dont know im blocked off the site for a week hold on I think i have it in a bullitin
Ms. Miranda Rights

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Dec 9 2009 8:53 AM

I did! I posted it in the journal. shes like look at her caption you know the pic with rays head between my legs it says "what do we take? we take children. Then what do we do? WE KILL THEM" so I thought it only right to post the video. Im sure alot were offended. It was just this blog on vampirefreaks about how my pictures are porn. it has 7 pages of comments calling me a whore. Though it was to my great ammusement that I be associated with wombstrecha the magnificent to really get under their skin. The lady who posted it has a anti-preditor cult so it meshed quite nicely
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Dec 9 2009 5:05 AM

hey your getting major pulblicity on vampirefreaks.com cause of the caption i left for a photo taken with me dancing at one of your shows it was "what do we take we take childeren then what do we do then we kill them

if you want the link ill see what i can do

Emma

Emma Rosely



Dec 9 2009 5:04 AM

just droppin by to say wasssssup!

12thSteet Entertainment (Gone until Feb. 2nd)

12thSteet Entertainment (Gone until Feb. 2nd)



Dec 9 2009 5:04 AM

New music should be up by next week. Be sure to tune in.
Jolly Green Giant

Jolly Green Giant



Dec 9 2009 5:04 AM

Sup bros, you should throw up some lyrics somewhere.
Keep on shaking babies
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Dec 2 2009 3:34 AM

If Wombstretcha came across a twilight fan, what would he do?
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Nov 28 2009 4:38 AM

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Campfire Kids

Campfire Kids



Nov 26 2009 7:51 AM

Hi! Thanks for being our friend! It would mean a lot if you'd check out our songs and leave us a comment. If we're doing our job you might even get a smile out of it. Comment how you feel!

Also, if you're in the Salt Lake City area let me know, we are trying to build a really strong local fanbase and always looking for people to jam with! Get with us early and we'll hook you up when we're huge...which will probably be in a week or two.

THANKS

-mountain man sam johnson
Buckeye [Elevada]

Buckeye [Elevada]



Nov 26 2009 2:41 AM


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MUSTACHE RIDE



Nov 26 2009 2:32 AM

hahah that was probably blow to the face,it was like some matrix shit.

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