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WhodunitTim's Interests
General
MAking WOMPUS WOODS ENTERTAINMENT into a 4 Event thing a year.... "Halloween Haunted Trail, A Christmas Horrow Event, A July 4th Musical,/Band Festival.And the 4th.. hummmm still planning something along that way..Check out www.WompusWoods.com ( and turn up the volumn)
Music
Real Music of most kinds..Old Time Rock and roll is my favorite , then todays country, then classic country and Beach.. Now... Heavy Metal is "Lightening going thru the air" , sound effects...just aint music.... and Frigging Rap... Don't even know what that SHIT is... It's some little kids saying something that may or may not rhyme and has someone beating a trash can while they are doing it... A loud base is not music... It's noise.. "Crying Country" is El-sicko too.
Movies
.... Are you Kidding..."The WOMPUS IS ALIVE"....Best Dang Movie of all times....
Television
Forget the TV,,, It's My new.. 52 inch..Computer Screen with all around sound and speciality marked Sound-Proof , Room that it sits in, with a 700 horsepower booster that will Launch you from off to on in a split second...
Books
"Wompus Woods" by: Tim Jones...
"How to Drive Like Somebody Cares"...
" Not Driving Like You Own The Road"...
"ROAD RAGE KILLS Somebody's LovedOne..."
"What IF Your Driving Kills Your SweetHeart?"
"The US Has Over 40,000 Killed on It's Highways Each Year"
" DRIVE LIKE HELL... YOU'LL GET THERE"
Heroes
All the ones that help me Build, "WOMPUS WOODS". The ones that help WOMPUS WOODS Run , the Actors, Supervisors, and Staff that put it together each year...They are all SUPER HERO's. They Know who I am talking about.( throw another rat on me and you alllllll are dead.... Dumbasses..)
My Itty Bitty Buddy, and best Friend , Mieloka, who has been so Faithful in cheering me on with this years show as injuries from a bad Motorcycle wreck almost had me giving up. Her Mind is so brillant and her ideas I can build on..And my Best Friend, and Lover, Vickie, for nursing me thru the worst accident of my life and for keeping me driving ahead in life... and President Bush for having the B_ lls to stand up to the "Satanist Terrorist" that was set forth to destroy all Christians, and especially, all AMERICANS, and our Freedom to say this very thing....
About me: Just An Ole Country Cowboy That has been thru a lot. I've worked hard for what I have. Don't Steal, Cheat, or lie. (cept maybe April 15th, a little) Love to Joke around and can take a joke as well as dish them out. Just getting Over a terrible Motorcycle Wreck that left me in scars and pain but, Hell, I am still alive and Dancing and got my Harley back and riding again.. Yes, I Can Dance some too.
I can still knock a MF head off if he ticks me or if someone messes with Friend or Family and I have the Smalley/ Jones Blood running thru my Veins which is always H O T... I can go from 0 to 100 in a flat mega second and once I tell you something, then it's over as far as I am concerned unless you repeat it and then it is over for sure.. I am only part Cherokee and Sequawa,(all Female Indians) with a White Mans Blood running thru my Heart and soul. I am still strong as Hell and not mean at all.
I Own "WOMPUS WOODS" and this will be our 10th year, "Lord Willing", that it will be open.(see Interest)I probably have the coolest Friends because of Wompus Woods, that a person could ever want. I also drive 18 wheelers and pull double trailers with "ABF Freight" Trucking. Been a Teamster now for over 25 years. Was a State Trooper and a County Police Officer for over seven years and try to always obey the law or not get caught..LOL.
Have seen soooo many deaths and bad crimes that it makes me sick to see how people treat our lives. I DO BELIEVE IN THE DEATH PENALTY..!!.. I don't like big mouths, liars , thevies, crooks , or abusers. I do believe in Treating People as to how I want them to treat me..Also, Loving like I want to be loved , and smiling at everyone.
I Love Living and hope to live to be 205 years old. And, I would love to travel thru a time zone to see the future, one day. Now.. That's not to much to want, is it..??..
Who I'd like to meet: Whoever I was 200 years ago, and Myself in 200 years.. See who I was then and what I have become as reincarnation is a reality to me. To many things here that I saw before.. Just hope I don't come back as an animal to be kicked, beat, or hunted and shot.....Also would like to meet that Dumb-ass Michael Moore and drive my foot up his fat .... And, If I could just get close enought to the Loud Mouth, Blonde Bitc_ that sings for the Dixie Chicks to put something BIG in her Dumd-ass Mouth...Talking about OUR President, while we are fighting a war to save everyone in the World, and she stands up in a Foreign Nation and Bitches because she has rights that the other Wars our great nation fought, have given her... I mean... Let me shoot her... I have rights too..She is the perfect example of,"What an IDIOT"....
hey tim the baby girl and me are doing well we just got back today from tennessee yes i would love to come to wompus woods since im not pregnant anymore hit me back bye
hey there thanks for the add hope all is well with you well dont be a stranger to my page hit me up whenever you get a chance to all right well take care for now much ♥Rachel
hey tim,i'm glad you're my friend.don't worry the north is out of my system.when we went there to visit ,i didn't feel at home and couldn't wait to get back here.the only thing the north is good for is italian food. we gave our pastor the info but we haven't heard back from him yet. we're still looking for a house too so we've been busy bees lol .i'll post a reminder bulletin to my friends to add you. ttyl
OK. This is the second time today I have had to thank you! Whatz up with that? LOL... You are going to make my head swell! LOL. Thank You. I like the hat by the way. Be sweet as I know you must be. :0)
