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Woody

			"I'm the film critic who tells it like it is!" Male 39 years old LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA United States Last Login:6/28/2008

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Woody's Comedian Bio

Woody's Interests

Movies	Citizen Keen, Maid to Order, The Jazz Singer (Neil Diamond version), Psycho (Gus Van Sant version), King Kong (Jeff Bridges version), Planes of the Apes (Tim Burton version), Mr. Deeds (Adam Sandler version), The Wiz, Rebel Without a Good Cause, Star Trek II: The Empire Strikes Back, Failure to Launch
Television	Ebert and Roeper (although I still think Ebert should have picked me instead of Roeper), Access Hollywood, Extra!, The Insider, Entertainment Tonight, E! News Daily, any awards show pre-show coverage
Books	Woody Wittman Celebrates 200 Years of American Cinema (recently submitted to publishers)
Heroes	Gene Shalit, Joel Siegel, Jeanne Wolff, David Manning

Woody's Details

Status:	Swinger
Here for:	Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:	Not Sure
Body type:	Body builder
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:	Gemini
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Education:	Some college
Occupation:	Internet Film Critic
Income:	Less than $30,000

Woody's Companies

Dateline Hollywood
www.datelinehollywood.com, World Wide Interweb US
Chief Film Critic

February 2006 -

Woody's Clips

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Clips: 10

Total Plays: 2314

Plays Today: 1

Woody's re-shoots with Heidi and Spencer

Run Time: 200

Plays: 182
Comments: 3

Lance Armstrong: F*ck Young

Run Time: 176

Plays: 140
Comments: 2

Dane Cook's Disease

Run Time: 206

Plays: 301
Comments: 2

Woody Nets Spike Feresten

Run Time: 151

Plays: 132
Comments: 2

Woody's Celebrity Voting Drive

Run Time: 148

Plays: 123
Comments: 1

Emmys Cleavage Cam

Run Time: 95

Plays: 474
Comments: 1

Woody at the Emmy Awards

Run Time: 172

Plays: 166
Comments: 3

Woody's sneak peak of Halo 3

Run Time: 169

Plays: 318
Comments: 5

Woody's Search for Seacrest

Run Time: 153

Plays: 338
Comments: 3

Woody's tour of Hollywood

Run Time: 177

Plays: 140
Comments: 2

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Woody's Blurbs

About me:
As you can see from the videos above, I'm the world's greatest red carpet reporter and film critic.

One Webbylogger had this to say about me: "[Woody] does for morning show movie critics what Borat has done for foreign correspondents." I've never met Borat, but he must be an ultra talented foreign correspondent who doesn't get the respect he deserves.

I'm chief red carpet reporter and film critic at www.datelinehollywood.com, the InterWeb's number one destination for entertainment news. When I'm not on the red carpet, I webcast my Woody award-nominated reviews direct from my mother's house, where I have worked ever since WAOH fired me for my controversial, profanity-laden review of "Chicken Little." Check out my home page: www.datelinehollywood.com/woody, which also features many of my archived reviews.

And check out my latest video from my new buddies at Comedy.com:

Who I'd like to meet:
These guys who take credit for MY work:
Writer/Woody: Brad Wollack
Writers/Producers: Gil Cunha & Ben Fritz

Woody's Friend Space (Top 8)

Woody has 1127 friends.

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☆Jen^ifer☆

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Dona K~ littleLevi.com	Jul 8 2008 5:11 PM Hello, Woody~ CHeck out my Little Levi. Yes, he is singing into his hand, strikes a pose and gives himself a round of applause. Look out LA!!! Many Smiles~ Dona K (Levi's Ma)
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=^skepticat^=	Jul 4 2008 7:19 AM
Double Cross Jewelry	Jun 27 2008 10:47 AM
Dona K~ littleLevi.com	Jun 25 2008 3:27 PM Woody~ Please, send a signed picture of yourself to Little Levi for his inspirational wall. Smiles~ Dona K (Levi's Ma)
♥Dawn♥™	Jun 22 2008 8:26 AM GREETINGS FROM THE UK. X
Kelso ♥'s her little Teddy Bear!!	Jun 10 2008 6:58 PM guess wat i did 2day? Funny Videos
Kristin	Jun 9 2008 9:18 AM Hey Woody, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH! Hey Brad, I know you are famous and all but us non-famous people need something to do in our "free-time" LOL ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Own Your Friends! application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
SHEENAH	Jun 7 2008 12:28 AM ~ Happy Birthday, Dear Friend ~ I just want to say, Happy Birthday To you, my dear, dear friend. So on this very special day I would like to say to you, I hope youll always find happiness In what ever you may do. Friends will come and friends will go, The seasons change and it will show,, I will age and so will you,, But our friendship stays, strong and true., Happy Birthday, my friend Much love and success Muahzz and God Bless Ur friend and artist from Miami SHEENAH Free Comments & Graphics STAY IN TOUCH :)To accomplish great things, we must not only act but also dream, not only dream but also believe!!! GOTFUNKYPLEASURE. COM
jaime	Jun 6 2008 9:12 PM happy birthday! i love you!!!!!!!
The Mercutios	Jun 6 2008 8:05 PM Happy Birthday Woody! your fan, ryan formerly of the Mercutios currently of Ryan Keating and the Sons of Kain www. myspace. com/ryankeatingandthesonsofkain
Ron K. (Main)	Jun 6 2008 7:52 PM Cheers Woody! ..
ROSANA, THE OFFICIAL ART MENACE™	Jun 6 2008 7:31 PM
Dr. Sumsing	Jun 6 2008 6:56 PM HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Ctrl-Alt-Sleep	Jun 6 2008 4:43 PM HAPPY BIRTHDAY WOODY! You're still my hero!
ChuckleDumper	Jun 6 2008 4:27 PM
Devin Swank™	Jun 6 2008 2:50 PM HAPPY BIRTHDAY I hope you'll be interviewing me soon on the carpet..... THAT SOUNDED SICK
The Black Bond	Jun 6 2008 12:38 PM Many more I pray because when we drop Get Lost in Music because in the US of A when we drop Praise the LORD in deed : )
Dennis Swennumson	Jun 6 2008 11:45 AM happy birthday fellow comic McGregger: One Wounded Knee now posted on profile!
Ben Dukes	Jun 6 2008 10:38 AM Woody! You absolutely hilarious mofo...HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Thanks for keepin' me laughin for over a year now! You're awesome. Ben
Stephanie	Jun 6 2008 10:21 AM Happy Birthday!! Did I see you on Chelsea's show as yourself??-lookin good!!
JIMMBAY1	Jun 6 2008 9:24 AM
From here to eternity-AKA Eddie Meyer	Jun 6 2008 5:08 AM Have a very Happy Birthday.
RisQue' Angel'Lee'Qua TrisKay	Jun 6 2008 3:49 AM WISHING YOU A VERY MyHotComments AND MANY MORE BIRTHDAYS TO COME!!! RISQUE'
Doc Huckster	Jun 6 2008 3:09 AM
Sexy Sam	Jun 5 2008 11:23 AM Hey Woody, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH! ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Own Your Friends! application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
Kimberly Woods	Jun 5 2008 6:37 AM
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