Citizen Keen, Maid to Order, The Jazz Singer (Neil Diamond version), Psycho (Gus Van Sant version), King Kong (Jeff Bridges version), Planes of the Apes (Tim Burton version), Mr. Deeds (Adam Sandler version), The Wiz, Rebel Without a Good Cause, Star Trek II: The Empire Strikes Back, Failure to Launch
ТВ
Ebert and Roeper (although I still think Ebert should have picked me instead of Roeper), Access Hollywood, Extra!, The Insider, Entertainment Tonight, E! News Daily, any awards show pre-show coverage
Книги
Woody Wittman Celebrates 200 Years of American Cinema (recently submitted to publishers)
Кумиры
Gene Shalit, Joel Siegel, Jeanne Wolff, David Manning
Woody — сведения
Статус:
Без постоянного партнера
Здесь для:
Деловых контактов, Встреч, Серьезных отношений, Друзей
О себе: As you can see from the videos above, I'm the world's greatest red carpet reporter and film critic.
One Webbylogger had this to say about me: "[Woody] does for morning show movie critics what Borat has done for foreign correspondents." I've never met Borat, but he must be an ultra talented foreign correspondent who doesn't get the respect he deserves.
I'm chief red carpet reporter and film critic at www.datelinehollywood.com, the InterWeb's number one destination for entertainment news. When I'm not on the red carpet, I webcast my Woody award-nominated reviews direct from my mother's house, where I have worked ever since WAOH fired me for my controversial, profanity-laden review of "Chicken Little." Check out my home page: www.datelinehollywood.com/woody, which also features many of my archived reviews.
And check out my latest video from my new buddies at Comedy.com:
Я хочу найти: These guys who take credit for MY work:
Writer/Woody: Brad Wollack
Writers/Producers: Gil Cunha & Ben Fritz
I Cannot see I cannot pee I cannot chew I cannot screw Oh, my God, what can I do? My memory shrinks My hearing stinks No sense of smell I look like hell My mood is bad--can you tell? My body's drooping Have trouble pooping The Golden Years have come at last The Golden Years can kiss my ass!!
happy birthday and on this day..we are closer and closer to being awake..eat your cake and taste the wine..and say to yourself it is divine..the beautiful way we get home..and let today be another happy steppingstone.
WISHING YOU PEACE, PROSPERITY, AND LOVE IN THE NEW YEAR! HERE ARE MY 2 SUBMISSIONS TO THE DORITOS CRASH THE SUPER BOWL COMPETITION! CLICK THE PICTURE TO VIEW THEM. I HOPE U LIKE THEM!~KIMBERLY
Woody" I just want to thank all of you for your educational emails over the past year.
Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel.
I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't know what the last person was doing while flipping through the channels.
I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.
I can't enjoy lemon slices in my tea or on my seafood anymore because lemon peels have been found to contain all kinds of nasty germs including feces.
I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking your nose.
Eating a Little Debbie sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of Trans fats I have consumed over the years.
I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom.
I must send my special thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.
Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.
I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program
I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St.Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.
I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.
I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up
a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?'
asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies. 'Put
them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. 'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. Her husband retorts, 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price. '
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said ....."I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.” John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
Woody.....Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family
Woody got it figd out: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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