okay, so i totally didnt forget your birthday, i just spent it with the most amazing fucking chick ive been with in a long time, cuz ive been single for a year, but anyway, if you message my your number, i have a prepaid fone now, this is more of a paragraph than a comment, but anyway... HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY!!!
You are my pet now, I promise to take very good care of you. I will clean out your litter, and give you delicious foodz, and buy you toys and play wif you lots :)
OMG! hahahaha!!! i seriously cannot stop laughing! omg! that is way too fucking goddamn funny! kudos to whoever made that! hahaha! omg....oooh...my belly hurts.
thought i'd share. ; )
love you muches.
ps - MUFFIN!? CAN YOU HEAR ME IN THERE MUFFIN?! YOU GOTTA COME OUT NOW! I KNOW IT'S ALL WARM AND COZY AND NICE IN THERE, WITH YOUR MOMMIE EATING, AND PEEING, AND POOPING FOR YOU, AND CARRYING YOU AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND MAKING SURE YOU DON'T GET BUMPED ON TABLES AND STUFF, BUT IT'S REALLY NICE OUT HERE. THE PEOPLE THAT LOVE YOU ARE AWESOME, AND THERE'S A LOTTA COOL SHIT OUT HERE TOO. WE GOT TOYS! UNCLE TERS IS CRAZY BUT WE LOVE HIM, MOMMIE IS CRAZY BUT WE LOVE HER, NONI IS...WELL, WE DON'T CALL NONI NAMES CUZ SHE GETS MAD. MAD NONI=VERY BAD. BUT...YOU GOTTA COME OUT AND SEE US ALL NOW, K? YER GONNA MAKE NONI PEE HERSELF IF YOU DON'T COME OUT SOON. I LOVE YOU MUFFIN! I HOPE WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR HEAD ISN'T SHAPED LIKE A MUFFIN!)
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uh, like i said before, you ARE the word mistress!
Apr 18 2009 9:19 AM
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FESTIVUS ROCKS!!
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Enjoy the crap out of your Turkey Sandwich!!!!
Nov 24 2008 5:32 PM
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Hey wordmistress, I just bought you as my PET!
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Mine, mine, mine. I will own you all.
Nov 2 2008 10:52 PM
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Hey wordmistress, I just bought you as my PET!
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You are my pet now, I promise to take very good care of you. I will clean out your litter, and give you delicious foodz, and buy you toys and play wif you lots :)
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Hey wordmistress, I just bought you as my PET!
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You are priceless my dear.
Oct 2 2008 5:12 PM
will you join my mob?
you dont have to play, but i get more POWA with a mommy on my team!!!!
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Mine!!!
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Sep 11 2008 10:22 PM
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Hey wordmistress, I just bought you as my PET!
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you are MINE mammajamma!
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Sep 9 2008 3:03 AM
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OMG! hahahaha!!! i seriously cannot stop laughing! omg! that is way too fucking goddamn funny! kudos to whoever made that! hahaha! omg....oooh...my belly hurts.
thought i'd share. ; )
love you muches.
ps - MUFFIN!? CAN YOU HEAR ME IN THERE MUFFIN?! YOU GOTTA COME OUT NOW! I KNOW IT'S ALL WARM AND COZY AND NICE IN THERE, WITH YOUR MOMMIE EATING, AND PEEING, AND POOPING FOR YOU, AND CARRYING YOU AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND MAKING SURE YOU DON'T GET BUMPED ON TABLES AND STUFF, BUT IT'S REALLY NICE OUT HERE. THE PEOPLE THAT LOVE YOU ARE AWESOME, AND THERE'S A LOTTA COOL SHIT OUT HERE TOO. WE GOT TOYS! UNCLE TERS IS CRAZY BUT WE LOVE HIM, MOMMIE IS CRAZY BUT WE LOVE HER, NONI IS...WELL, WE DON'T CALL NONI NAMES CUZ SHE GETS MAD. MAD NONI=VERY BAD. BUT...YOU GOTTA COME OUT AND SEE US ALL NOW, K? YER GONNA MAKE NONI PEE HERSELF IF YOU DON'T COME OUT SOON. I LOVE YOU MUFFIN! I HOPE WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR HEAD ISN'T SHAPED LIKE A MUFFIN!)
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Hey wordmistress, I just bought you as my PET!
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You're all mine!!!!
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Hey wordmistress, I just bought you as my PET!
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I can't remember if it's "Gettin Lucky in Kentucky" or "getting punched, kicked, and knocked in the head in Kentucky"