Worker 3116
As Seen on TV / Female / Political Humor
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corporate-casual.com
Male
31 years old
NEW YORK
United States
Last Login: 4/1/2008
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Worker 3116's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | [At a nearby table, a child screams and throws a plate on the floor.] Mom 3116: I could never have brought you here when you were that age.
Worker 3116: You can barely bring me here now.
Mom 3116: Oh, you've gotten a lot better.
Worker 3116: It's true.
Mom 3116: Fewer tantrums.
Worker 3116: I can hardly remember the last time I threw a tantrum.
Mom 3116: No, but I can remember some of the big ones very well.
Worker 3116: I'm sure you can.
Mom 3116: Like when you were five--
Worker 3116: I'm still mad at you about that.
Mom 3116: You were very upset.
Worker 3116: I'm telling you, Im still upset.
Mom 3116: It was funny.
Worker 3116: No, it was not funny, you were a jerk.
Mom 3116: Ha ha.
Worker 3116: You were being a bad mom.
Mom 3116: ...
Worker 3116: It was very simple: I needed five dollars. You had five dollars. So why wouldn't you give it to me?
Mom 3116: You were very upset.
Worker 3116: If you needed five dollars, I'd give it to you.
Mom 3116: Ha ha.
Worker 3116: It's true. Because I love you.
Mom 3116: Ha ha.
Worker 3116: God, you were such a jerk. | | Website | corporate-casual.com | | Influences | God.
Tony Jaa.
Rachel McAdams. |
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Worker 3116's Interests
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| General | Vigilante justice.
| | Music | Bruce Willis, Eddie Murphy, David Hasselhoff, Shaq, Russell Crowe, Bright Eyes | | Movies | Failure to Launch | | Television | To Catch a Predator |
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Worker 3116's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Zodiac Sign: | Leo | | Children: | I don't want kids |
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Worker 3116's Blurbs |
About me:
I am very handsome and I LOVE making new friends.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Weed Unicorn.
Barring Weed Unicorn, then Zooey Deschanel.
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| Worker 3116's Friend Space (Top 10) |
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Worker 3116 has 197 friends.
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