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Worker 3116
As Seen on TV / Female / Political Humor
corporate-casual.com

Male
30 years old
NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 4/1/2008
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   Worker 3116's Comedian Bio
Bio[At a nearby table, a child screams and throws a plate on the floor.]

Mom 3116: I could never have brought you here when you were that age.
Worker 3116: You can barely bring me here now.
Mom 3116: Oh, you've gotten a lot better.
Worker 3116: It's true.
Mom 3116: Fewer tantrums.
Worker 3116: I can hardly remember the last time I threw a tantrum.
Mom 3116: No, but I can remember some of the big ones very well.
Worker 3116: I'm sure you can.
Mom 3116: Like when you were five--
Worker 3116: I'm still mad at you about that.
Mom 3116: You were very upset.
Worker 3116: I'm telling you, Im still upset.
Mom 3116: It was funny.
Worker 3116: No, it was not funny, you were a jerk.
Mom 3116: Ha ha.
Worker 3116: You were being a bad mom.
Mom 3116: ...
Worker 3116: It was very simple: I needed five dollars. You had five dollars. So why wouldn't you give it to me?
Mom 3116: You were very upset.
Worker 3116: If you needed five dollars, I'd give it to you.
Mom 3116: Ha ha.
Worker 3116: It's true. Because I love you.
Mom 3116: Ha ha.
Worker 3116: God, you were such a jerk.

Websitecorporate-casual.com
InfluencesGod.
Tony Jaa.
Rachel McAdams.

    Worker 3116's Interests
GeneralVigilante justice.
MusicBruce Willis, Eddie Murphy, David Hasselhoff, Shaq, Russell Crowe, Bright Eyes
MoviesFailure to Launch
TelevisionTo Catch a Predator

     Worker 3116's Details
Status:Single
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Children:I don't want kids


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About me:
I am very handsome and I LOVE making new friends.
Who I'd like to meet:
Weed Unicorn.
Barring Weed Unicorn, then Zooey Deschanel.

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Worker 3116's Friends Comments
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SERIOUS LUNCH





Apr 11 2008 8:45 PM

Political Pundit





Apr 10 2008 3:15 PM


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Margaret





Mar 1 2008 2:49 AM

Aliens in the sky, communists under the bed, oceans giving rise- Our Environment; the next terror on horizon.
sexaudia radio





Feb 18 2008 10:16 PM

Thanks for adding sexaudia radio- Get the best advice, music, comedy, and fun! Tune in soon and spread the word!
Noelle





Feb 8 2008 11:03 AM

I love you, Worker #3116... does that make me gay?
Finger Bang City





Jan 2 2008 3:54 AM

Let your ears masturbate to the new white hype.
Mark





Nov 25 2007 12:00 PM

When I get an email it now says "Hey Bing Bong, you got ur emails"
poo-poo





Nov 17 2007 9:58 PM

Rachel





Sep 5 2007 6:12 AM

my dream friendship circle is you, me and lindsayism.
DANNIYELL





Aug 16 2007 2:37 PM

Hello. I love your now.
Ashleigh





Jun 30 2007 9:55 PM

"Somebody Please Kill This Guy [Insert Guy to Kill]"
Dear Worker #3116, please kill the 50 year old man in a black crew neck, black biker shorts, black socks, black reeboks, black sunglasses, and black FANNY PACK pushing this down 2nd Ave and 79th...

(yes, that is a dog in a flourescent pink dog-stroller)
Thank you. The End.
sarah





May 10 2007 5:14 PM

let's go the the vegan deli on I-71 together for cupcakes
Le SCPB





May 5 2007 6:35 AM

mindBling





May 3 2007 6:32 PM

Either you are a huge Vanna fan, or, you read my page. Hmm. I prefer to think you read my page.
Emily





May 3 2007 6:22 PM

you are online now.
Erin





Apr 20 2007 5:01 PM

Kira





Apr 18 2007 3:58 AM

i was stoked to hear you on 'this american life.'

you did a really good job, but sounded gayer than i'd imagined you to sound.
Brent James Sullivan





Apr 13 2007 7:26 PM

send my love to ira.
Erin





Apr 5 2007 7:26 PM

so by corporate casual you mean...

huh. at my office, we have corporate happy hours, holiday parties, some kind of asian club, charity bowling... but i haven't gotten the memo on gay kite flying. i'll look into this.
lindsey





Mar 12 2007 6:27 PM

props
Johnathan





Feb 20 2007 6:46 AM

i've spent the last two hours reading your diary. i don't know if it's just that great or that the vicodin is just that great.
(Cinnamon)





Feb 20 2007 2:10 AM

Your irreverence blows me away. Thanks for the laughs!
justin





Feb 7 2007 11:29 PM

I wish I could space quit you. awesome.
poo-poo





Feb 3 2007 7:19 AM

seriously.
poo-poo





Jan 25 2007 4:19 PM

umm...will you marry me? You're hilarious.
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