Prince, Van Halen, Ennio Morricone, Pavlov's Dogs, Iron Maiden, Laurie Anderson, Jay-Z, Tupac, anything mainstream as hell.
Sounds Like
Eddie Van Halen has been taking quaaludes and drinking white wine one night on the streets of Hollywood, he stumbles onto Depeche Mode's tour bus and mumbles a cross between "hello" and "how's it going?" He proceeds to have gay sex with every member of the band while singing his famed guitar solos a cappela. There are some beats in the background, hard beats. This is Workout. Honest Pop Music is NOT a non-sequitur.
"Workout was hurriedly formed as a result of a hangover but the feeling was so rejuvenating that it became a prolonged period of spiritual regeneration. Brian Wilson once said he wanted to make music that people prayed to or something like that. Workout makes music for people to try to dance to and get their feet tangled in the extension chord. Workout usually takes twenty minutes to happen--as a small aside, "Workout" is not a reference to staying physically fit, its more to the tune of "working out the problems of the world," you know, like the Israel-Palestine thing, it could be quite easily solved! alright...Well, anyway back but always been there, WORKOUT
hey there how things going? your page is looking awesome! but anyways, i just downloaded some awesome new tones off www.tonetomyphone.info for FREE! they have the coolest stuff!
Hey here is the v%wbetween46436797wbetween%eo i promised from the new yrs eve party, OMG was that a blast and that wild bitch got naked can you believe it???
Whats up? I found this site and thought i'd tell everyone, it shows you if anyone at school likes you. I dont know how it works but its really cool, it told me a couple different people who have crushes on me since gradeschool. You gotta try it!
woooow youre not gunna believe this...i completed this deal to receive an AUTHENTIC designer bag on Coach absolutely FREE and it surprisingly worked!! since i KNOW its for real now, i'm going to act real fast and get more to send out as a gift..you ought to go grab one or two as well HA HA! ain't the one i received neat?
Jason, did you ever see this? It's from a very short-lived alternative newspaper I tried to start year before last at LC. No one showed up for the auditions.
ARE YOU THE NEW JASON LANGDON?! There are some big shoes to fill this year—we need someone who wears tight pants and Buddy Holly glasses, has talents musical and visual, is funny-looking yet amazingly attractive and popular, and who woes lovers to the Delphonics. If that sounds like it might be you, stayed tuned for info on an upcoming competition to find the new most popular kid in school.
I wrote it with my friend Audrey who lived next to you in Manzi, hence she knows what music you screw to.
HEY! not to sound wierd or anything but I was on my friends computer playing with thier myspace (since i dont have an account of my own) and I saw your page :). Just looking for someone to have fun with online. I have my profile setup on this other site that is like myspace but for webcam users. You dont need one to join and its free. But you could come and watch me. I hope that dont sound slutty but its a huge turn on :) and i think after you see what i do on my cam you will be turned on too hehe. Ok anyway click here if you like my pic and want to have a bit of fun :) Im almost always online. <3 Madison
yo... when are you playing nyc? i'm in the mood to work up a sweat... i'm sorry. that sounded pervy. i just meant i love your band and i--oh god. i'm so stupid..... i gotta go....
I loved that thing. That's the closest I've come to reciprocal love I think ever. I pedaled; it went. I drank; it didn't mind. I sweat on it; it loved it. My balls flopped around over it; it didn't even notice.
I met someone here in Sri Lanka that is familiar with workouts sweaty mindchanging superlibido musical masterpieces. Workout is a worldwide phenomena, spanning borders and changing hearts, minds, and pulserates all around the globe. I can book a show here if you want...it'd be the next local craze for sure
Jas Langdo. 
Sig Wilson.
