Alfred
Alfred E. Neuman
Alfred E. Neuman "What Me Worry?"

Male
19 years old
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 12/21/2009
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    Alfred's Interests
GeneralUnderground movies and underground transportation. Movies that begin with the letter "Q". And people who insist "Please! Let me pay for this!"
Music
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TelevisionI like Yell's Kitchen, Adventures in Death, Murder In Progress, End of the Earth and Lawrence Welk repeats.

     Alfred's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Occupation:Magazine Model & Icon

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Publishing - Art - Other


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MAD Magazine
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About me:
6'5", handsome, rich, smart and most of all a big liar!
Who I'd like to meet:
People who like rainy nights (10 PM to 6 AM weekdays only) and people who like sunny days with humidity in the 30 to 40% range.

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Francis

Francis



 Dec 25 2009 4:16 AM

I remember the MAD satire of Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus! with the letter from Francis Church.
Francis

Francis



 Dec 25 2009 3:57 AM

I remember the lady eating ALPO in the pages of MAD Magazine.
Francis

Francis



 Dec 25 2009 3:18 AM

I bought THE MAD MAKE OUT BOOK.
Francis

Francis



 Dec 25 2009 3:15 AM

I bought THE MAD BOOK OF MYSTERIES.
ozzgod

ozzgod



 Dec 24 2009 8:11 PM

Francis

Francis



 Nov 24 2009 12:18 PM

I don't know how to say this, but please don't have any more feminist content in MAD.
Francis

Francis



 Nov 24 2009 5:17 AM

I remember the APRIL FOOL MAD FOLD-IN from MAD #95. 
Francis

Francis



 Nov 24 2009 2:59 AM

I remember the ALL IN THE FAMILY satire.
David

David



 Nov 24 2009 12:08 AM

Please go back to being monthly.  Pretty please.  I'm getting subscriptions for people to boost readership in the hopes that it'll help. 
Francis

Francis



 Nov 23 2009 7:59 AM

I read A MAD LOOK AT THE FUTURE.
Francis

Francis



 Nov 23 2009 7:58 AM

I remember the Shake 'n' Bake satire.

I remember the song satire about department stores.
Mal Blum

Mal Blum
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Nov 23 2009 6:42 AM


Hey, my new EP ("For Making Art") just went live on Itunes! Click on the photo below to check it out!:


Francis

Francis



 Nov 15 2009 11:45 PM

I bought A MAD LOOK AT THE FUTURE.
Francis

Francis



 Nov 1 2009 2:54 AM

I remember THE MAD ORTHODONTIA PRIMER.
I remember BRACE YOURSELF from MAD'S DAVE BERG LOOKS AT PEOPLE:  "Hello...er...Marsha."  "WELL, HELLO TO YOU!"
Francis

Francis



 Oct 31 2009 11:29 PM

I remember the satire with Gloria Steinem in it was a PYGMALION/MY FAIR LADY satire about a male chauvinist.
Francis

Francis



 Oct 31 2009 11:28 PM

I remember MS. LIBERTY.

I remember the satire with Gloria Steinem, with her saying "They carved men's faces on Mount Rushmore" and then with Gloria Steinem, Bella Abzug and Betty Friedan on Mount Rushmore in a hypothetical scenario.

I remember the Mrs. Charlie Chan character with Number One Daughter, I'm not lying about this, no offense, I don't mean to be rude, with the Number One Daughter saying "This is going to be a Lollapalooza of a case" and saying "Crimenelties" to her mom, and Mrs. Charlie Chan at a trial in which a woman who stabbed her husband being acquitted and Mrs. Charlie Chan says on the way home they stop off at the store "To pick up kitchen knife!"

I remember Ms. King Kong with the man as the human character and the man saying "For a female!" and getting bounced off of a high place.
Self-proclaimed movie critic

Self-proclaimed movie critic



 Oct 31 2009 10:30 PM

teeth
Francis

Francis



 Oct 27 2009 4:00 AM

I remember "The Rejection Slip".
Francis

Francis



 Oct 27 2009 3:58 AM

I remember the joke about the group of men being mistaken for space aliens.
Francis

Francis



 Oct 27 2009 3:57 AM

You're right!
Bookworm

Bookworm



 Oct 26 2009 6:37 PM

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS COUNTRY? IT"S IN THE TOILET AND OBAMA IS FLUSHIN"!
Francis

Francis



 Oct 26 2009 2:10 AM

I remember the guy getting up in the middle of the night and saying this brand of coffee has more caffeine than other leading brands.

I remember the skeleton's hand holding the alarm clock.

I remember Morris the Cat from the cat food commercial wearing glasses.

I remember there being a joke about relief being spelled R-O-L-A-I-D-S.

I remember there being a joke about someone fatter than Orson Welles.

I remember the painting of the pizza with the foreign objects on it.
Francis

Francis



 Oct 25 2009 7:22 AM

I remember WHO KILLED THE COUNTRY?
Baron Von Bunghole

Baron Von Bunghole



 Oct 25 2009 5:41 AM

Al, It looks like you are riding something huge and nasty here.....

 

Happy Halloween!
Francis

Francis



 Oct 6 2009 4:45 AM

Check out MAD #41.
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