Alfred
Alfred E. Neuman
Alfred E. Neuman "What Me Worry?"

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19 years old
NEW YORK, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 9/30/2009
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GeneralUnderground movies and underground transportation. Movies that begin with the letter "Q". And people who insist "Please! Let me pay for this!"
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TelevisionI like Yell's Kitchen, Adventures in Death, Murder In Progress, End of the Earth and Lawrence Welk repeats.

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Status:Single
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Zodiac Sign:Aries
Occupation:Magazine Model & Icon

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Francis

Francis



Nov 1 2009 2:54 AM

I remember THE MAD ORTHODONTIA PRIMER.
I remember BRACE YOURSELF from MAD'S DAVE BERG LOOKS AT PEOPLE:  "Hello...er...Marsha."  "WELL, HELLO TO YOU!"
Francis

Francis



Oct 31 2009 11:29 PM

I remember the satire with Gloria Steinem in it was a PYGMALION/MY FAIR LADY satire about a male chauvinist.
Francis

Francis



Oct 31 2009 11:28 PM

I remember MS. LIBERTY.

I remember the satire with Gloria Steinem, with her saying "They carved men's faces on Mount Rushmore" and then with Gloria Steinem, Bella Abzug and Betty Friedan on Mount Rushmore in a hypothetical scenario.

I remember the Mrs. Charlie Chan character with Number One Daughter, I'm not lying about this, no offense, I don't mean to be rude, with the Number One Daughter saying "This is going to be a Lollapalooza of a case" and saying "Crimenelties" to her mom, and Mrs. Charlie Chan at a trial in which a woman who stabbed her husband being acquitted and Mrs. Charlie Chan says on the way home they stop off at the store "To pick up kitchen knife!"

I remember Ms. King Kong with the man as the human character and the man saying "For a female!" and getting bounced off of a high place.

Self-proclaimed movie critic

Self-proclaimed movie critic



Oct 31 2009 10:30 PM

teeth
Francis

Francis



Oct 27 2009 4:00 AM

I remember "The Rejection Slip".

Francis

Francis



Oct 27 2009 3:58 AM

I remember the joke about the group of men being mistaken for space aliens.
Francis

Francis



Oct 27 2009 3:57 AM

You're right!
Bookworm

Bookworm



Oct 26 2009 6:37 PM

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS COUNTRY? IT"S IN THE TOILET AND OBAMA IS FLUSHIN"!
Francis

Francis



Oct 26 2009 2:10 AM

I remember the guy getting up in the middle of the night and saying this brand of coffee has more caffeine than other leading brands.

I remember the skeleton's hand holding the alarm clock.

I remember Morris the Cat from the cat food commercial wearing glasses.

I remember there being a joke about relief being spelled R-O-L-A-I-D-S.

I remember there being a joke about someone fatter than Orson Welles.

I remember the painting of the pizza with the foreign objects on it.
Francis

Francis



Oct 25 2009 7:22 AM

I remember WHO KILLED THE COUNTRY?
Baron Von Bunghole

Baron Von Bunghole



Oct 25 2009 5:41 AM

Al, It looks like you are riding something huge and nasty here.....

 

Happy Halloween!
Francis

Francis



Oct 6 2009 4:45 AM

Check out MAD #41.
Francis

Francis



Oct 6 2009 4:35 AM

I remember the waffles in the Three Cornered Pitney satire and the woman eating a waffle.

Francis

Francis



Oct 6 2009 4:34 AM

I remember the answering machines satire with the many well-known people's messages being voiced from the answering machine.

I remember the HOSPITAL game with the male nurse.


Francis

Francis



Oct 6 2009 4:31 AM

I remember "The Force and I" with Kermit The Frog singing, "Darth Vader!"

I remember the STAR TREK satire with Spock crying.

I remember the BRECCH satire.

I remember the woman saying she loved the smell of burning leaves and saying she hated the smell of a cigar and the man saying, "I thought you said you loved the smell of burning leaves?"

I remember Famous Burps Through History with Henry VIII.

I remember the photo of Ed McMahon saying, ironically, "Gee, Johnny, I don't think that's very funny" though I thought the photo was of Frank Shuster.

I remember the photo of Gene Simmons saying, ironically, "If there's one thing we don't believe in, it's a gimmick!"

I remember the MAD computer program, in the issue of MAD with the cover where Alfred E. Neuman has his head in a computer and is tearing up the cover image.  I think I had that issue at my computer class.

I remember the one with the satire of Jon Arbuckle being a fan of Garfield and saying "and so disgusting the way he pukes it onto the carpet!"

I remember the one about Whistler's Mother with the hidden portion of alcohol and some of that article with the hidden images in famous classical paintings.

I remember the one about watching them stupid fish swim back and forth.

I remember Li'l Abner being in a satire.

I remember the article with the upcoming sequels to STAR WARS, with Harry North art, with Luke Skywalker's real father being The Force.

I remember the Al Jaffee fold-in where it ends up "in the can", i.e., a toilet.

I remember the Al Jaffee fold-in of a garbage can.

I remember the waffles in Thre
THE LAW!!!

THE LAW!!!



Oct 5 2009 7:37 PM

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Francis

Francis



Sep 27 2009 9:11 AM

I remember in the BATMAN satire, Neuman used a laser on his face.
Francis

Francis



Sep 27 2009 9:08 AM

I remember in the BATMAN satire, they said that they filmed it sideways to make it look like they were climbing the building.

Francis

Francis



Sep 27 2009 8:33 AM

In MAD #86 there's a panel that has in it a sign for NATHAN'S in Coney Island.
Ronan

Ronan Brown



Sep 27 2009 8:28 AM

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Francis

Francis



Aug 25 2009 10:23 AM

I read the joke about the THINK sign in DAVE BERG LOOKS AT THINGS when I was a kid, but I didn't know then that THINK appeared on the cover of the last issue of MAD Comics.

Francis

Francis



Aug 25 2009 3:21 AM

NEWS IN PRINT, THAT'S ALL WE FIT

ALL THE NEWS THAT WE FELT LIKE PRINTING, AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT...TOUGH!
Francis

Francis



Aug 25 2009 2:53 AM

I don't know how to say this, but please don't have any more feminist content in MAD.
SPATER

SPATER



Aug 24 2009 11:44 PM

FREE SHOW!!! Come to the END OF SUMMER METAL MELTDOWN! September 5, in Clyde, NY! It's FREE!!!
Francis

Francis



Aug 12 2009 3:35 AM

I remember Peter Falk's Columbo character cutting up some paper in CLODUMBO in MAD Magazine.

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