PSYCHO SANTA

About me:

(DISCLAIMER WARNING) Hello, my name is Rob Avery. I am president of Worldparody Productions. I am also an actor. This myspace page is dedicated to the characters that I enjoy playing in movies. This page is all about them. I created this for my own amusement and to help me stay focused on my acting skills. BUT some of you DROOLING MORONIC PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO BELIEVE WHAT I HAVE WRITTEN IN MY FU*KING BLOG! So let me make this simple so even the dumbest of you can understand. I am NOT a slasher. I am NOT a superhero. I am NOT a pimp. I am NOT a demon out to destroy the world. I am an ACTOR. EVERYTHING in my BLOG and most of the stuff on my page is MADE UP FICTION! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? AM I MAKING MYSELF CRYSTAL FU*KING CLEAR?!? HOW CAN ANYONE BE SUCH A BRAINLESS PILE OF PROTOPLASM THAT THEY ARE CAPABLE OF BELIEVING ANYTHING IN A BLOG THAT MENTIONS GIANT KILLER HAMPSTERS WITH LASER BEAM EYES??!?! IDIOTS!!!!! If you are such a foolish simpleton that you are dumb enough to believe anything in my fictional blog, then you DESERVE the psychological discomfort that your stupidity causes and I am LAUGHING AT YOU! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! (DISCLAIMER END)


Thanks fools for bringing me back! I won't be defeated again so easy...( uh, yah you were!) (UPDATE) That crazy ass mother fu*ker failed to mention ME. Thats right, this is GORDY THE PIMP in the house! This is nothing new, I OWN this town so I own this shit too! GORDY: status : None of your motherfu*king buisness!***** I guess I win! I am the final soul who gets to stay here! Let me pay respect to the ones who passed through here : HORROR GEEK: staus : transended, DESTROYER OF WORLDS: status : ressurected, KEVIN TOOLER: status : stalking Rob the Slasher. There, now you have been updated on the whereabouts of some of the crazy folks who have had this spot on myspace. This is an adventure! Thanks for joining me here! HA! HA! HA! Your old pal Psycho Santa is back with a vengence! Many people thought me destroyed by the Cheerleader of Doom but they were wrong! She only imprisoned me in CHEERWORLD where I fought her evil Doom-bots and was surrounded 24-7 by evil but deliciously curvy cheerleaders! I had SO much fun there, I really don't see why she thought it a punishment for me! I only came back when I saw what she was doing to this world, my homeworld. I am SO stupid, she knew I would enjoy her world! Thats why she sent me there! Time to whip some ass! ( and what a gorgous ass she has) Don't worry I don't beat on women, even evil ones. I do however fight with magic and I am not past zapping evil people with high voltage blast of my special patented chaos bolts! One day I will have my own superhero comic book! Not only am I an awesome superhero, but I give great advice! Come to me with your problems and I will answer your questions! Thats enough about me, I must go save the world now! XXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX Take the quiz: "Which Horror Movie Are You?"

Ringu
You are a risk taker, and are always up for a challenge. You don't care what people say, you'll do what you have to do, and you'll act how you want to act. Screw society, screw what people say - you're gonna live your life the way you want to live it.

If i was a serial killer i would be Jack the Ripper. Jack the Ripper, by far the most notorious killer of all time. What would drive a man to kill 5 prostitutes, surgically mutilate the bodies, then stop, to never be heard from again? Most of the murders were pretty much the same, the victim had her throat cut and her abdomen exposed, the intestines were placed over her right shoulder and sometimes a kidney or even the heart had been removed. Jack the RIpper's murders are still unsolved. Kill count: 5 Find what serial killer you would be, Take the Serial Killer Quiz now! Here is a look at my first horror short! COME TO TWISTED NIGHTMARE WEEKEND THIS YEAR AND SEE SLASHERS GONE WILD! .. Subscribe to Bitchbondthemovie Powered by movies.groups.yahoo.com . Subscribe to WorldParodyProductions Powered by groups.yahoo.com You are Strength Courage, strength, fortitude. Power not arrested in the act of judgement, but passing on to further action, sometimes obstinacy. This is a card of courage and energy. It represents both the Lion's hot, roaring energy, and the Maiden's steadfast will. The innocent Maiden is unafraid, undaunted, and indomitable. In some cards she opens the lion's mouth, in others she shuts it. Either way, she proves that inner strength is more powerful than raw physical strength. That forces can be controlled and used to score a victory is very close to the message of the Chariot, which might be why, in some decks, it is Justice that is card 8 instead of Strength. With strength you can control not only the situation, but yourself. It is a card about anger and impulse management, about creative answers, leadership and maintaining one's personal honor. It can also stand for a steadfast friend. What Tarot Card are You? Take the Test to Find Out. .. You scored as Cheshire Cat. You love to make no sense. You're a smart aleck and love to play pranks on people. Confusing people to the point of frustration is your main goal in life. Alice 94% Cheshire Cat 94% Tweedle Dee & Dum 88% White Rabbit 69% Caterpillar 63% The Mad Hatter 44% Queen of Hearts 25% Which Alice in Wonderland Character are YOU? created with QuizFarm.com