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I am a filmmaker who loves to write stories and shoot the most twisted gore soaked horror films EVER!
My interest are pretty vast. I am too lazy to re-write them. Maybe someday I will. Werewolves, man you guys have gotta stop prank calling me! As many of you that I have hooked up, you should be THANKING ME! Malkavians?!?! WHERE?!?!
I am naked as I type this. I am wearing nothing but a plastic Care Bear mask and I am holding a squirt gun. I AM ALSO COVERED WITH SPIDERS!!!! ARRRRRRRGGGHHH!!! WWHHHYYYY?!?!?! I'm okay now. When I drink Chrysanthemum tea, it calms me makes me forget about my problems. It makes me forget that I AM COVERED WITH MILLIONS OF TINY SPIDERS!!! AAAAAAARRRRRGGGHH!!!!!!! MAKE THEM STOP BITING!!!!!!!
You DARE laugh at me?!?!?! You think this is funny? How would you like it if you were covered with spiders? WELL YOU ARE! Get a microscope and look!! THEY ARE THERE!!!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Music
Movies
Nightmares in a Damaged Brain, EARTH VS THE SPIDER IS A TRUE STORY!!!, any of the Freddy movies, all of Peter Jackson's movies, Natural Born Killers, all movies by Terry Gilliam, any good slasher flick from the 80's, Cellar Dweller, Dolls, Re-Animator, all 3 Evil Dead movies, and of course SLASHERS GONE WILD!
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Television
Buffy, WWE, Teen Titans, Kids Next Door, Angel, Xena, Hercules,Dragon Ball Z, Billy and Mandy, Mr Peevy Show, Supernatural, Smallville, Power Puff Girls, CSI, War of the Worlds ( first season), Fresh Prince of Belair, Jerry Springer, Samurai Champloo, Family Guy, American Dad, That 70's Show, King of Queens, Just Shoot Me, Chappelle Show,Robot Chicken, Wonder Showzen, Paranoia Agent, Dexter's Lab, History Channel, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SPIDERS IN THE TV ROOM??!?!?!?!
Books
Clive Barkers Books of Blood, Weaveworld, Night Shift, Silver Scream, Stephen King, most short horror story collections.
Heroes
Jack Bowman, Peter Jackson, Sam Rami, Vince McMahon, Tom Savini, Kimberly, BEZERKO, Jerry Lewis, myself, and anyone who donates one dollar towards my next movie!
PSYCHO SANTA Falling down this large spiral secreaming and spinning around dressed up like Papa Smurf eating crunchberries and driving a Corvette over a mountain and soaring view more
About me: (DISCLAIMER WARNING)
Hello, my name is Rob Avery. I am president of Worldparody Productions. I am also an actor. This myspace page is dedicated to the characters that I enjoy playing in movies. This page is all about them. I created this for my own amusement and to help me stay focused on my acting skills. BUT some of you DROOLING MORONIC PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE ARE
STUPID ENOUGH TO BELIEVE WHAT I HAVE WRITTEN IN MY FU*KING
BLOG! So let me make this simple so even the dumbest of you can understand. I am NOT a slasher. I am NOT a superhero.
I am NOT a pimp. I am NOT a demon out to destroy the world.
I am an ACTOR. EVERYTHING in my BLOG and most of the stuff
on my page is MADE UP FICTION! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? AM I MAKING MYSELF CRYSTAL FU*KING CLEAR?!? HOW CAN ANYONE BE SUCH A BRAINLESS PILE OF PROTOPLASM THAT THEY ARE CAPABLE OF
BELIEVING ANYTHING IN A BLOG THAT MENTIONS GIANT KILLER HAMPSTERS WITH LASER BEAM EYES??!?! IDIOTS!!!!! If you are such a foolish simpleton that you are dumb enough to believe
anything in my fictional blog, then you DESERVE the psychological discomfort that your stupidity causes and I am LAUGHING AT YOU! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! (DISCLAIMER END)
Thanks fools for bringing me back! I won't be defeated again so easy...( uh, yah you were!)
(UPDATE) That crazy ass mother fu*ker failed to mention ME.
Thats right, this is GORDY THE PIMP in the house! This is
nothing new, I OWN this town so I own this shit too!
GORDY: status : None of your motherfu*king buisness!*****
I guess I win! I am the final soul who gets to stay here! Let me pay respect to the ones who passed through here : HORROR GEEK: staus : transended, DESTROYER OF WORLDS: status : ressurected, KEVIN TOOLER: status : stalking Rob the Slasher. There, now you have been updated on the whereabouts of some of the crazy folks who have had this spot on myspace. This is an adventure! Thanks for joining me here!
HA! HA! HA! Your old pal Psycho Santa is back with a vengence! Many people thought me destroyed by the Cheerleader of Doom but they were wrong! She only imprisoned me in CHEERWORLD where I fought her evil Doom-bots and was surrounded 24-7 by evil but deliciously curvy cheerleaders! I had SO much fun there, I really don't see why she thought it a punishment for me! I only came back when I saw what she was doing to this world, my homeworld. I am SO stupid, she knew I would enjoy her world! Thats why she sent me there! Time to whip some ass! ( and what a gorgous ass she has) Don't worry I don't beat on women, even evil ones. I do however fight with magic and I am not past zapping evil people with high voltage blast of my special patented chaos bolts! One day I will have my own superhero comic book!
Not only am I an awesome superhero, but I give great advice! Come to me with your problems and I will answer your questions!
Thats enough about me, I must go save the world now!
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Take the quiz: "Which Horror Movie Are You?" Ringu You are a risk taker, and are always up for a challenge. You don't care what people say, you'll do what you have to do, and you'll act how you want to act. Screw society, screw what people say - you're gonna live your life the way you want to live it.
If i was a serial killer i would be Jack the Ripper.
Jack the Ripper, by far the most notorious killer of all time. What would drive a man to kill 5 prostitutes, surgically mutilate the bodies, then stop, to never be heard from again? Most of the murders were pretty much the same, the victim had her throat cut and her abdomen exposed, the intestines were placed over her right shoulder and sometimes a kidney or even the heart had been removed.
Courage, strength, fortitude. Power not arrested in the act of judgement, but passing on to further action, sometimes obstinacy.
This is a card of courage and energy. It represents both the Lion's hot, roaring energy, and the Maiden's steadfast will. The innocent Maiden is unafraid, undaunted, and indomitable. In some cards she opens the lion's mouth, in others she shuts it. Either way, she proves that inner strength is more powerful than raw physical strength. That forces can be controlled and used to score a victory is very close to the message of the Chariot, which might be why, in some decks, it is Justice that is card 8 instead of Strength. With strength you can control not only the situation, but yourself. It is a card about anger and impulse management, about creative answers, leadership and maintaining one's personal honor. It can also stand for a steadfast friend.
You scored as Cheshire Cat. You love to make no sense. You're a smart aleck and love to play pranks on people. Confusing people to the point of frustration is your main goal in life.
Who I'd like to meet: Anyone who likes and or wishes to be involved in making horror movies,
Werewolves,
The Legendary Spider( no wait, uh nevermind ARRRRGH!),
Mojo Jojo,
One of my religious followers from the future so I can laugh at them ( I am NOT a god, but thanks for having great taste! ),
Other superheros
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Hey BAU Fan, Episode 6 is AVAILABLE NOW!!!! Check it out. Please send your feedback and don't forget to watch Episode 7 next Wednesday!! Thanks! -BAU ..
Hey dude, I was watching diggnation and they were talking about this site http://revision3.com/filmriot its about special effects and stuff. Thought you might like to check it out.
Hey man, I finally got the rough draft of part 1 of the short musical type film I'm making "Recurring Nightmare". I really need a better camera, plus I'm new to editing. I did everything myself, even the guitar. I'll get better as I keep working at it. I was going to CG some ghoulish shit into this one, but I'm just getting familiar with the "masking" technique used in Sony Vegas, so I may do that in the next one. If I had a "white" screen, I could really have some CG fun. For some reason, the masking tends to use white as the transparency in this, but that may be able to be changed to green, I have no clue.
This will be the grand-daddy of all Mexploitation films!!
By the way, hows things for Slashers Gone Wild 2 going? I'm working on an extremely low budget exploitation short film myself with a lot of violence, gore and crazy stunts. I'll have a trailer up sometime. I should call it "Not Another Exploitation Movie" or something, lmao.
