I really am called Mr Bean. I wear tight trousers and I play bad golf.
My life mission is to become a golf pro but my current handicap is my ability! Ha Ha!
However, under the guidance of all the pro's municipal golf courses around the country can offer, I am honing my skills to a fine Tigerish level.... You can follow my progress on BAN THE BOGEYS.COM. They offer me the chance of winning a new Nokia N93, but I want the PGA Tour title baby!
On a serious note I would give my right arm to be the next Craig Stadler. With his fine bushy moustache, gentle nature and unnatural ability, he is truly one of the golfing gods. If just once in my life I am likened to the 'Walrus' it will be my finest moment.
Oh - and check out this video - It could really help with your swing. It's been invaluable to me
Great Golf tips from the masters at All About Symbian - This could really help your game