Worst Of MySpace
Exposing the worst profiles on MySpace (lazily)

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102 years old
New York, NEW YORK
United States



Last Login: 11/4/2007
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GeneralTerrible MySpace profiles: ugly background images, 10 minute image downloads, Top 40 videos, shirtless dude self-portraits (and shirtless girl self-portraits), hard-to-read text, horizontal scrolling, insanely bad music, floating things that follow your mouse, pink myspace sucks
MusicTop 40, Queensryche
MoviesWhatever is playing on your MySpace profile, The Great Muppet Caper myspace sucks
TelevisionProject Runway, American Idol, any show where people are critically ripping others a new a**hole
BooksReading is for smart people.
HeroesTom, for making this all possible

     Worst Of MySpace's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Actually I was born & raised in the back of a taxi
Body type:More to love!
Religion:Scientologist
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Occupation:Professional Critic

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Good stuff is good. Bad stuff is bad. But some bad stuff is good.



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About me:
I'm a big jerk. I like to make fun of people, particularly their bad design skills. Some say it's because I'm trying to make up for my small member, but this is false. It's actually to make up for all the abuse I suffered as a small child at a Turkish orphanage.

For more crimes against eyeballs, visit WorstofMySpace.com!

I'm still waiting for my friend request from NYT:

MySpace Is Unprofessional, but That's the Point

By TOM ZELLER JR.
Published: April 17, 2006

... A similar subtlety can be found on anti-MySpace sites like WorstOfMySpace.com.

The site makes occasional nominations for the most haphazard, graphically overindulged MySpace pages, and the most recent candidate (snipurl.com/JesusCowboy) exemplifies the sort of Frankenstein creation that critics find deserving of scorn.

It is a frenzy of animated devotional graphics and random bits of scripture set to the pulsating rhythms of the Christian rock band Petra. The word "Jesus" rains down the page in an effect that the proprietor of WorstOfMySpace describes as having been "cool for a day back in 1997" and "cheesier than an episode of 'Blossom.' " ...

Complete article: http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/17/technology/17link.html


Who I'd like to meet:
Some really, really f**ked up people. myspace sucks

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Worst Of MySpace's Friends Comments
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EMILY





May 16 2008 6:17 PM

Hey Worst Of MySpace, I'm worth $550! <br/><a href='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=361263053'>Click here to find out how much YOU are worth!</a><br/><br/><a href='http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=361263053'><img src='http://cdn1.slicezero.com/oyf_prod/images/ffs_directory.png' border='0' /></a><br/> <br /><br /> -------------------------------<br /> <i>This comment was sent by your friend via the <a href="http://www.myspace.com/361263053">Own Your Friends!</a> application. To block comments sent via Apps. click <a href="http://profileedit.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=accountSettings.applicationSettings">here</a>.</i> <br />
That Girl Over There!!





Mar 19 2008 2:02 PM

Check out my profile And Let me know Do you like me YES or NO http://www.doulike.us/photos/2065812.html?b=4&w=46
BmorePD: Failure and Disgrace





Mar 14 2008 3:27 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdWEKlpIPc8#
That Girl Over There!!





Nov 12 2007 7:28 AM

<img src="http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/7218/86693349dz0.gif">
Matt





Nov 3 2007 9:06 AM

Hahah.... oh shit. hahah.... THE FUCKIN COMMENTS, MAN!
shmertly





Aug 23 2007 2:14 PM

derp.
Dee-Rogatory™





Aug 7 2007 12:36 AM

Shanny's disappointed in me because I dipped a toe into the world of Apple. xoxox
Matt





Jul 23 2007 3:20 AM

Bruce, something tells me that in your closet is a goldmine of material that could set the 'Worst Of' on fire for a year.
shmertly





Jun 24 2007 2:19 AM

yeah. you're pretty much not exposing shit anymore.
Dee-Rogatory™





Jun 16 2007 3:14 AM

i agree, you are lazy......
Matt





May 31 2007 2:02 AM

The death of Fear is the death of nothing at all. There is no accomplishment in having no fear- there is no success in having won over despair. Fear is life, and the lifeblood of all that lives and breathes. The Fear is the gravity upon which all else hangs.
Pinky Dinky Do!!





May 30 2007 7:45 AM

you are so lazy.
break up with your gf or whatever & keep writing.

your fans need you.
shmertly





Apr 10 2007 11:53 PM

if you were an atom, you'd be da bomb. guh.
James





Apr 4 2007 11:10 PM

glad you're back Big Sexy!
Matt





Apr 4 2007 5:23 AM

You have been promoted to 3rd level initiate of the Myspace arts.
Elizabeth Veronica Ryan Anastasia





Apr 4 2007 3:21 AM

Oh my goodness, that NY Times article is great...

I miss you!
shmertly





Apr 4 2007 3:07 AM

Absolutely NOTHING going on over here. What a waste of gigs.
Dee-Rogatory™





Mar 23 2007 12:38 AM

you should do a lot of things... like log on every once in a while...
Matt





Mar 22 2007 11:44 PM

You gotta ditch this html block. I'm loading up on bukkake pics just so I can "dump" them on you, all at once.

We kid, but really... you should let me post you some pics here.
Undoing





Mar 14 2007 4:49 PM

Thanks for the add!
shmertly





Mar 5 2007 2:14 AM

what happens at the ambassador west...stays at...goes on myspace. thanks for letting me put your jelly beans in my mouf.
lovingly signed,
your stalker
shmertly





Mar 5 2007 1:29 AM

oh em gee.
shmertly





Feb 28 2007 2:17 AM

come poop on my page
Steppin Razor





Feb 23 2007 9:32 AM

You're back, Thank God. Give me some goodness.
shmertly





Feb 21 2007 10:56 PM

I nubs you to pieces.
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