Linda

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  • Linda Bernstein

  • 29 / Female
  • Baltimore, Maryland, US
  • Last Login: 11/15/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Music, dressing up, singing loudly (and poorly) in my car, makeup (yes, I'm a MAC addict, and I can't be helped), fashion, cookies (peanut butter, please), taking an annoying amount of pictures of people, dancing, GOOD hugs (nothing's worse than a pussy hug, aka gentle pat on the back and limp arms), being silly...life's too short to take things so seriously.

    ..CELEBRITY CRUSHES..

    Jeremy Irons (Purrrr......)

    Slash (Yesterday, today and tomorrow..)

    ..........
  • Music

    Motley Fuckin' Crue, THE LAST VEGAS!, Horrorpops, VNV, Dashboard Confessional, Op Ivy, Propaghandi, Bad Religion, Dropkick Murphys, Soundtracks to various musicals (yes, I was a theater geek), old Bon Jovi, Poison, GNR, Lords of Acid, Cyndi Lauper, Benny Benassi, Wolfsheim, The Tossers, Flogging Molly (or ANY Irish punk, for that matter), Sex Pistols, The Pogues...there's about a billion more, but again, I hate typing these things. If you really want to know, ask. I'll be more than happy to continue boring the shite out of you. :)

    Oh. And the rumors are true. I loves me some Britney. ;)

  • Movies

    Juno, Nowhere (Actually, ANYTHING by Gregg Araki), Cecil B. Demented, Lolita (the 90's version with Jeremy Irons), Secretary, Waiting for Guffman, Neverending Story, Spinal Tap, The Cell, Requiem for a Dream, Pi, Jawbreaker, SLC Punk, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Joe Dirt, Rejected, Saved!, Butterfly Effect, Cry-baby, Peggy Sue got Married, Josie and the Pussycats, Doom Generation, Party Monster, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Bring it On, Teen Witch, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Serial Mom, One Crazy Summer, Better off Dead, Say Anything, Weird Science, Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Hiding Out, Zoolander, Strangeland, Dangerous Liasons, Pump up the Volume, Die Hard with a Vengeance, Hideaway, Freeway, Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion, Tank Girl, Rules of Attraction, Lost in Translation
  • Television

    I don't watch a whole lot of TV, but my favorite shows used to be (and I guess still are) "My So-Called Life" and "Sex and the City". I have the entire series of both on DVD...yes, I'm a tool...but I'm a cool tool. I like catching reruns of "America's Next Top Model" and I loved the hell out of "Rock of Love", all three seasons.
  • Books

    Anything by Chuck Palhniuck, Less than Zero, Wifey (*giggle*), Memoirs of a Geisha, The Devil Wears Prada, Me Talk Pretty One Day, and Candy Girl.
  • Heroes

    ..

    Scott Kirkpatrick...Warrior Poet. (I miss you so, so much, Scott. I love you.)

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: Baltimore, MD, orig. from Delran, NJ
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 0" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Libra
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Advertising Assistant

Schools

  • Towson University

    • Towson, MD
    • Graduated: 2003
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Mass Communications/Focus in advertising
    • Minor: n/a
    1999 to 2003
  • Delran High

    • Delran,New Jersey
    • Graduated: 1999
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    1996 to 1999

Blurbs

About me:

I haven't updated this thing in years, so I guess it's about time, eh?

Well, I grew up in Joisey near Cherry Hill and Philly (Delran, to be exact). I still consider myself to be a "Jersey girl", and I get excited when I see Jersey mentioned or used as a setting in movies. I like to blurt out fun facts like, "Hey, have you ever seen Harold & Kumar go to White Castle? Well, that's the White Castle I used to go to, and I got food poisoning from there and threw up in that parking lot!!" (True Story) I went to school in Towson, MD and I've been in the Baltimore area ever since. I'm pretty sure I'll be here for life...though a recent first trip to Los Angeles has made me question that. We'll see where that goes.

I work for the Baltimore City Paper which is pretty damn cool. I help with advertising stuffs, and also just recently started helping with the tons of events the paper runs each year. It's what I've always wanted to do here and I'm so happy to finally have my foot in that door!

I read too much into everything and over-analyze everything. This means that I will find a far deeper meaning when you say "hello" to me than anyone ever will in your life. It's a particularly stellar quality of mine. (*snort*)

I get cabin fever very easily, and although I have a tendency to "stay in" many nights, it'll all build up and then I'll be out late for nights in a row...then it's back to the usual sitting in front of the television. I'm often bitter that as I get older, my will to get all dressed up to go out grows fainter. I was once a club rat in a former life, but I outgrew it.

Music means a lot to me. I've been known to have the soundtrack to Miss Saigon, Empires by VNV Nation and Dr. Feelgood by Crue in my car's CD player all at the same time. At the heart of me, though, is a cock rock, hair/glam chick. I danced around my room as a kid to the stuff, and to this day, nothing gets me as pumped.

I wear far too much makeup when I go out, and I have a SEVERE weakness for drag queens. **This does NOT mean that I'm looking for drag queens to email me and tell me all of the dirty things about themselves. Seriously, you're just wasting your time...I can hit that "delete" and "mark as spam" button quicker than a motha fucka.**

I have a horrible camera addiction. No, I'm not very skilled, but I ALWAYS have my camera on me and post car too many pictures in my LiveJournal. Chances are that when you meet me, I'll have a camera in my purse and I'll use it to abuse your image. Chances are also that I'll never ask you to take my picture, but since I'm always the one behind the camera, I like pictures of me to be taken. Vain? Sure, why not. Call it what you will.

If you want to know anything else, just ask me. I hate typing up these damn things.


I was a wrassler once...

I'm madly in love with Chictopia.

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Who I'd like to meet:

Just looking for friends. I'm already married, but it would be cool to meet people to just hang out with in the area or even in the Philly area. I come "home" to NJ once in a blue moon and it's always cool meeting new people. Guys or Gals. Actually, I'm going to be a little sexist here...I need some more girlie girls to hang out with!! I need some gals who like to fiddle around with makeup and hair and play dress up and go to drag queen bingo with me!! If you want to add me as a friend, please let me know why by typing me a message in that handy little box they give you on friend requests. I'm only going to add people I know from here on out. Oh, and while I love pin-up/vintage/DIY clothing, I will not add every single pin-up/vintage/DIY clothing designer on here, so please stop requesting me! Not trying to be a bitch; just being honest.

Oh, but if Nikki Sixx or Slash wants to meet up sometime, let's just say I won't turn them down. ;D

**HERE'S A NEW ADDITION: If you cannot spell or use punctuation, please do not message me. Yes, I'm a snob. If your message looks anything like the following: "ur really cool i like yr hair u shud ad me bcuz i rool", just don't bother. Thank you.

Again, I'm not looking for sex, nookie, or anything like that. I already have a hot-ass husband for that.

Yeah, he's hot.

Check out this video from the Make Rock History finals at the Whisky a Go Go in Los Angeles. (Nov. 10, 2008) I was proud to be there, and I'm in the video at 0:30 or so for a split second.




Comments

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  • Oct 15 2009 7:23 PM

    HAPPY BIRFDAY!!!

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  • Aug 18 2009 12:15 AM

    Hello Luv...hope you are doing so awesomely! Miss ya! Smootches and hugs!
  • Aug 9 2009 9:32 PM

    Thanks for the add .. hope you dig the threads!

    Dominique "Eville's Bitch"
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  • Aug 7 2009 1:07 PM

    8.8.09 HAIR BALL


    Come hang out!
  • Jul 13 2009 3:31 AM

    Hey girl hey!  Hope you're doing alright up there in Bmore!
  • Jun 26 2009 8:09 PM

    Hey, Thanks for the add!
  • Jun 25 2009 1:44 AM

    Hey you sexy thing, you!  Hope everything is awesome on your end of the world! : )
  • Jun 16 2009 7:15 PM

  • Jun 12 2009 2:24 AM

    Hey girl!  Were you at the NIN/JA concert the other night?  I swear I saw your hubby walk past me in between the two shows, but I didn't see you....Hope things have been wonderful for you!!!!!
  • Jun 11 2009 1:29 PM

    June 13th Hair Ball
  • May 19 2009 11:52 PM

  • ANA

    May 18 2009 12:54 PM

    How was The TingTings?
  • May 16 2009 12:05 PM

    You are getting pulled over and being given a ticket for exceeding the hotness limit. miss you
  • May 6 2009 1:47 PM

    Yeah...I actually was looking on my old PC for photos the other day and came across the whole set and got pissed all over again. That we actually spent time and money on what came out so crappy from what I KNOW could of been awesome. I really really wish she would of admitted that they didn't come out to great and we could of had a re shoot. It's really dissapointing.
  • Apr 27 2009 5:50 PM

    Finally! 5 New Beautiful Disaster Tee’s Available for purchase! Including the Exclusive Daisy Tank! WEBSITE IS UP! Go to www.bdrocks.com to buy now!
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  • Apr 23 2009 12:08 AM

    Hahaha!

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  • Apr 22 2009 8:08 PM

    Hey Linda,

    Longtime no see. Unfortunately I can't make it to the Sideshow thing. But thanks for the invite.
    How've you been?
  • ANA

    Apr 5 2009 11:13 AM

    YEAH YOUR WRIGHT! lol....I love that man this much! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    I wish he was my boss!
  • ANA

    Apr 5 2009 10:34 AM

    Hey Linda - check out The Last Vegas myspace page and see what NIKKI SIXX wrote! woo - hoo! xxx
  • ANA

    Apr 2 2009 10:37 AM

    HOT! HOT! HOT!
  • Mar 31 2009 9:29 PM

    This was actually my second picture! Ha! My first one turned out pretty lousy...!
  • Mar 29 2009 9:28 PM

    Yeah Britney!!!
  • Mar 29 2009 5:01 AM

    13 Above The Night is just ONE Week away. Dont forget!!
    I look forward to seeing you there.
    I'm hosting a monthly goth-industrial night the first sunday of every month.


    VOLGOTHIC

    13 ABOVE THE NIGHT
    April 5th is opening night
    Special Guest Host Levi Levi - Former Bassist to My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult
    Angels Rock Bar
    21+
    9pm-2m
    With Special Guest DJ's
    Mindcage of Mindless Faith, Ego Likeness, Chemlab
    Sean of the Dead


    Give-a-ways from Johnny Love and The Tattooed Heart Studios, Glen Burnie MD
    and
    Metropolis Records
    ..

    For more information, add my myspace page for the night:
    Volgothic Monthly Industrial Event
  • Mar 19 2009 6:56 PM

    Hey girl! Thanks for adding! Sorry, I forgot my profile was set to private.
    LOL!
  • Mar 16 2009 11:15 PM

    fuck yeah!..we need to get together sometime!!..xoxo