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Parodies by Zakery W.
Comedy / Rap / Comedy

We all begin as jizzum, so take life real serious



MACOMB, Michigan
United States

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Last Login:  11/26/2009
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Member Since8/11/2006
Band Websitewww.dolphinXXXtravanganza.com ..QuackinJew42
Band MembersZachary Winchester Phillips Soc#: 377-06-1526
InfluencesI stuck my tongue in a lightsocket when I was an infant. Seriously I was electricuted as a baby...
Sounds LikeThe IDEA of a PARODY is to sound like THEFT.
Record Labelsign me and I'll make you a fortune with this shit


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   About Parodies by Zakery W.
Jeez, what a great way for strangers to hear my silly songs and rap tunes thus becoming cult-like, die-hard, worshippers and fans. Also if you'd like to sow the seeds of a long fruitfull relationship or just have a cold bitter sexual exchange with me strictly because you find my comedy to be chucklesome, that's cool too (1-586-854-5666 Sn:QuackinJew42) I am a chronic masturbating ego-maniac/classic self loather and I'm not sure who shot JFK or if 911 was an inside job, but I do know when I'm hungry. I'm down to do a show pretty much whenever so If you'd like to add rapping muppets and kilted scotsman to an upcoming line-up (in Metro-Detroit area) I'd probably be more than happy to help with that! Take it all in and tell me what you think. There's enough on this page to entertain an open minded individual for roughly an hour so enjoy the fuck out of it!!! THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN I PERFORM PROMISCUOUS SQUIRREL, LIVE AS A BOX OF BIRDS!!! Wrekoj
AND THIS IS A SHORT FILM I WROTE (besides a few lines that people adlibbed against my will) AND ACTED IN. FLOOR SPICE

   


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Parodies by Zakery W. has 838 friends.
 Zak & What Army 


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 Tombstone .38s 


 TERATOMA [2 NEW TRACKS] 


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 Scare Fest Scream Park Crew & Fans 


 Dr.Abortion [the music] 


 Aestival Festival 


 Mumsey 


 i am BATMAN, king of the sharks 


 i am jack's colon 


 brittany beckers 


 Z@K 


 Veya Starr Davis 


 Love & Fight with Wit & Charm 


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 Rainman 


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DOWNTOWN BROWN (MELT BANANA 11/28 @ PIKE ROOM!!!)

DOWNTOWN BROWN (MELT BANANA 11/28 @ PIKE ROOM!!!)



Nov 21 2009 4:06 PM

Danielle!1337!

Danielle Boyar



Nov 7 2009 5:01 PM

that video on your myspace, almost made me pee my pants, so amazing, :)
Batching It

Batching It



Oct 30 2009 6:06 AM

...just Alex

Alexander Fuhr



Sep 19 2009 9:49 PM

TERATOMA is having our CD RELEASE PARTY at the HAYLOFT on NOVEMBER 21st!!! please try to schedule that night off and/or morning after off from work to come party with us and celebrate what we've worked so hard to accomplish. We'll have more info soon including the lineup of bands, ticket prices, merch prices and so on.
Rapskallionz

Rapskallionz



Sep 1 2009 12:15 AM

THIS GUY FUCKING SUCKS!!! IF YOU WANNA HEAR SOME REAL SHIT COME CHECK OUT THE RAPSKALLIONZ. WE TAKIN' OVA IN THE 09!
Karl

Karl



Aug 24 2009 6:23 AM

Hey I like all the new songs is there any way to get em on mp3?  And can you bring back the older ones too?  Or release them as mp3s or whatever?
HALLOWEEN STREET TEAM

HALLOWEEN STREET TEAM



Aug 23 2009 9:19 PM

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Edward

Edward Swarczinski



Aug 21 2009 4:08 AM

class a shit man hahaha absolutely loved that shit at aestival!
i am BATMAN, king of the sharks

Bruce Wayne



Aug 18 2009 4:15 PM

JUST DROPPIN BY ABOUT THE SHOW LAST WEEKEND...YOU SUCKED.
Charlie

Charlie P.



Aug 17 2009 12:08 AM

dude when are you gunna make an album???
EMP-ty [No Gods No Hamsters]

Nastay Nigguh



Aug 14 2009 4:39 PM


Zak & What Army

Zak & What Army



Jul 31 2009 3:11 AM

YO! ADD THIS PAGE!! WE'RE THE SAME FUCKIN PERSON SO IF U LIKE THIS GARBAGE YOU'LL LOVE MY/HIS OTHER STUFF
TERATOMA [2 NEW TRACKS]

TERATOMA [2 NEW TRACKS]



Jul 29 2009 4:37 PM

COME OUT TO THE HAYLOFT IN MT. CLEMENS MICHIGAN ON AUGUST 7TH AND SUPPORT TERATOMA IN THE BATTLE OF THE BANDS FINALS!

$8 in advance through us!

TICKETS ARE ONLY $8 IN ADVANCE THROUGH US. IF WE WIN THIS SHOW WE GET $500 CASH, 20 HOURS OF PRO STUDIO TIME, A HEADLINING GIG, AND OUR RECORDED MATERIAL WILL BE SENT TO 4 LABELS OF OUR CHOICE.
WITH THAT SAID PLEASE COME OUT AND SUPPORT, WE NEED EVERYONE'S HELP.

T SHIRTS STILL ONLY $10 (LIMITED SIZES AVAILABLE)

EVERYONE'S HELP AND ATTENDANCE IS GREATLY NEEDED SO SPREAD THE WORD!

-METAL
sarah♥

sarah♥
Online Now!


Jul 24 2009 8:41 PM

i know right,
thank you
LUCA (The Human Resource)

Guy Montag



Jun 27 2009 11:22 PM

Drop it like BARRACK IS GENIUS!

HAHA GOOD JOB HOMIE

BLESS UP!
Living Kills(New song up)

Living Kills(New song up)



Jun 17 2009 11:19 AM

Thanks for the add man







                                  -Living Dies-
S-MO

S-MO



Jun 17 2009 12:11 AM

whad up Z, good shit on ur music man keep doin ur thang, everyone check my page out www.myspace.com/smotivation im still down 2 do shows so get at me , stay up
♱woot factor 5000♱

♱woot factor 5000♱



Jun 11 2009 5:26 AM

so... youre in macomb? holy crap my good sir you are right next door to me.

at least something good comes from macomb XD
Quad City Juggalo (JSC) (I AM A FATAL MASOCHIST)

Patrick Cork



Jun 6 2009 3:48 AM

man those songs were funny as hell. keep up the good work homie.
TERATOMA [2 NEW TRACKS]

TERATOMA [2 NEW TRACKS]



Jun 4 2009 7:47 PM

Zakery W. The Person

Zakery Phillips



Jun 2 2009 8:38 AM

THIS GUY IS A FUCKING HACK!!! BOO THIS FUCKIN QUEERMO who bares a striking resemblence to me HE'S NOT ONE OF US!!!
Charlie

Charlie P.



Jun 1 2009 10:05 PM

thanks for add. i put some of your songs on my playlist on here.
Past altercations in Night Lacerations

Story teller Kackle



May 30 2009 2:19 PM

Sounds great man
larold

larold



May 22 2009 1:17 PM

dude your two new songs are close to perfection i mean there no disease free vagu but they'll do no but seriously good stuff man good stuff
Lazy

Lazy



May 6 2009 6:52 AM

I fucking love that Hot n Dumb song man!! hahaha
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