shape-shifting, molecular time-travel, ape-roping, fire-breathing, reading Bazooka Joe comics, finding out exactly why it is that I can't hold my pee like I used to as a young man
Music
is something that I enjoy
Movies
I like those too!
Television
is ok, though sometimes I wonder if tv isn't part of some type of nefarious plot to subdue mankind and make us ready for lives as enslaved couch-boulders, whose only function will be to hold couches and chairs down, stare at images and eat fattening foods.
Books
are for reading....and occasionally helping to keep tables fairly balanced.
I hunger for a career writing! It may be my only salvation! Obviously, this isn't what I do for a living now, but that doesn't mean that it won't be! I also have written short stories and have a screenplay that I am working on.
Ric is in your extended network. Posted at 8:13 PM Nov 11, 2007 view more
About me: I was born in a shack in the backwoods of the South Side of Chicago. Due to the misfortune of being born without a heart, a brain or courage I had to manufacture a yellow brick road of my own, which I traveled with a "fast" young lady by the name of Dorothea while dressed in a steel suit with a lions head and straw sticking out of every available orifice. Eventually I met some guy named Wiznowki who gave me a rather powerful prescription drug called, Bulshidia, which gave me, with regular dosing, an ample amount of the above-mentioned attributes. This has allowed me to live a semi-normal life though a strange side effect compels me to write semi-coherent ramblings and post them in this blog.
Who I'd like to meet: Kato (damn the Green Hornet!)
"Barack Obama walked into a bar with Mr. Henry Louis Gates and Sgt. James Crowley, and at the end of the bar sat Rush Limbaugh and Bill O' Reilly. Mr. Limbaugh arrogantly strolls up to Mr. Obama, and blurts "Hey! I'm an American, an I wanna see your birth certificate!" Mr. Obama, not amused then replied, "Well, I'm an American too, and I'd like to see your diploma"..."
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