the new wrong dad voice message thing, brought to you by some random website...
speeeeeeaaaak to us!
the albatross came across a dogs tit stuck to the leg of a walrus, bloody useless wanker, shoving a piece of cake from the meeting earlier that day into his pocket he felt the need to urinate on his own face, unfortunately he could reach properly. selling pennies covered in cling film had become an obsession for the young irish doctor, the way they felt all clingy and filmy under his nails really made him shiver with delight, people would give him all sorts of things for them, tennis balls, cotton buds, even tape sometimes. he had a huge collection of brown toenails in his cupboard. he used to smell them before breakfast, and before bed.
Waking up early thrusday the week after next, henry felt a strange sensation in his face, he realised his pet rat had vomited all over his face, "oh well" he thought to himself, curling his fingers in disgust. The paper never came last week, maybe it would today. Breakfast made his legs quiver like logs tied to a big bit of string in a river.
Shouting at his shoelace as it lay dismembered on the high street, he suddeny felt like a complete twat. Had she dones this? That crazy american bitch, may aswell just lick his feet and get on with the job at hand..."what a day", he thought half heartedly.
Cheers for the add Wrong Dad! You've got a spot on cool mellow sound going on. We would really appreciate it if you could vote for us in the Local Heroes poll on the Surfstock Festival website. Thanks! :D
aye that'd be wicked. we want to get live acts quite often. have you seen any pics from our first night? it went pretty damn well - www. myspace. com/jericho_pz
Ere b'. We're having a party out in st just to spread the word about local electronica djs and promote our clubnight. izz you guys up for doin a set of your awesome shit?
haha well, it wasn't at the front of my mind, no. But now I think about it I suppose it's quite obvious, in the way that sharks can't swim backwards, and snakes have two penises. or not?? xx
Just came across these bastards on myspace http://www.myspace.com/randomaudiorecords. Theyre a label promoting all sorts of random electronic shnizz in the south west. you should make yourseves known to them.
