Wuss 'n Boots
are the greatest!
Wuss

Eccentric doesn’t even cut it. Ridiculous and imaginative, Wuss lives up to his name as a total, well, wuss (though he is yet to accept this fact). Also, as he constantly points out, it’s not a pot belly, it’s a ‘love pillow’.
Boots

Boots is the more relaxed and conservative of the two, although all that dignity is often just too much to hold in sometimes. He blames these screwball moments entirely on too much time spent with Wuss.
The artist slave

Wuss ‘n’ Boots introduced themselves to me in 1998, and I haven’t been able to shake them off my tail ever since (though technically they are the ones with the tails).