What Would Satan Do

I really don't care much for being on the phone, especially at home. If by chance we do happen to telecommunicate, chances are it will be my cell in my car. And if I can't use my headset I will not talk to you for longer than a minute.
I will NEVER use my cell while in a store/bank/post office, etc... And if YOU do and you happen to be in front of me and are causing a backup since your conversation about how important you are is more essential than acknowledging the teller/cashier, you are lucky if my knuckles aren't introduced to your skull.

I despise "Psychic Vampires" and have unfortunately dealt with too many: If you are one, please stay the fuck away from me.

I am not a Myspace-Pussy collector.
I am not on here to get fucked. Not that I would necessarily turn it down if it were offered, and I mean no offense ladies, but most of you are just not worth the trouble y'all think you are.

I hate the hours between noon and 6pm. I Love the hours between 11pm and 11am. I wish I spoke German, but I can't seem to learn.

Drummer...sometimes

If I could spend all my time with dogs instead of people, I'd be delighted.

I can't stand people who are cocky about the type of alcohol they drink.
("how do you make Grey Goose on the rocks taste better? Improve the ice")
Oh fuck the fuck off!!!

I find the majority of humans to be very annoying and disgusting.
I get really REALLY REALLY bad headaches that make me contemplate suicide and/or heroin. So far I haven't made a choice...

I HATE when people use any phrase involving "smoking crack" to express the fucked-up'dness of someone.

I enjoy marijuana...
Medicinally of course...But recently decided it is starting to bore me.
The walls around me do adorn Christs image, but unserving to any ill-conceived faith. It's just that his lack of presence prohibits my ability to finish off
That is a joke by the way, to clarify for the few so dumb to think it is fact.
I am NOT a METROSEXUAL...I am NOT a LIBERAL(by current media definition that is)... I am NOT a "TREEHUGGER"... I AM NOT anything you think I am or assume I am based on your moronic beliefs that we all have to belong to some retarded group... I just simply give a fuck about things: animals, air, water, etc... I am sorry Rush Limbaugh put in your head that I can't do these things without being a crazy liberal...I don't like George Bush, but again, this does not mean I am a liberal, it means I don't like George Bush.
If we have met before, and I see you out somewhere, I will at least look at you with curiosity. I may not remember your name, but I always remember faces. I am sick of meeting people over and over, only to see them out somewhere again and have them walk right by as if I am a total stranger.

Band band band band, I don't give a fuck about your band band BLAND band, I don't think you really understand...

The pleasure I derive from using squeegies or watching others use them is indescribable. Same feeling arises from observing the polishing of metals such as copper, chrome and especially brass. I wish I had an explanation for this, but I do not.

I am especially attracted to girls with larger than normal noses and crooked teeth. I love to stare at and feel jawlines and skull structures. I despise my own skull structure and will likely envy you for yours. The compliments I give on these features are almost always taken the wrong way, which for me just proves that no one fucking listens. I enjoy the company of freaks and weirdos over all others. If you got some weirdness going on, please include me. I used to LOVE solitude more than anything, but something short circuited in my brain some time ago that has altered this need. So if you fit the bill of a weirdo or a freak and want to hang, feel free to invite me.
Due to my highly expressive rantings,people often think I am freaking out about things when really I am not.
I don't care for spicy or hot food, and there are many many many things it seems EVERYONE has tried or experienced in childhood that I have not. Not sure why, I just seem to have avoided a lot of the standards.

To those of you who think it is ridiculous I have Sooo many friends on here, let me tell you why. This profile, although personal, is also a link-through to my site WhatWouldSatanDo.com. Clearly I would like to have as many people as possible visiting that site. Therefore, if someone adds me, so long as they are not a hunter or a total chode, or any of the spammer porno-cam sluts, I will add you. I no longer add any bands unless you really really get to me. If your music doesnt stir up some level of emotion, I just can't listen to it more than once.

ATTN: BANDS: I will accept your request if you add me, but if you leave me a comment thanking me for adding you OR if you drop MASSIVE banners for your shows or anything like that in my comments, I will delete you. Come on guys. It REALLY starts to get annoying. If you want to thank me, send me a message, not a comment.

"My Wife, yes.
My Dog, maybe.
The Praxis of Futurist Doctrine with an Eye towards the realization of a truly Mechanized society...NEVER!"

If we know each other and you decided to get yourself a pet, be prepared for a lecture. If you had the decency to get your animal from a shelter or a rescue OR took in a stray, I will commend you and assist you in any way needed.

If you are an asshole and bought your animal from a pet store or from your dumb-fuck irresponsible neighbor who didn't spay/neuter their animal, or god forbid you spew out the statement that you "had to have a purebred", I may possibly punch you...No no no, I WILL punch you. Hard! Multiple times! Fucko!

"I'm a winner, I'm a sinner.. Do you want my autograph?"