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    Basics:
    Name:GLiTCH THE KLoWN
    Date of Birth:AUGUST
    Birthplace:CARNIVAL - NO SPECIFIC LOCATION - THEY TRAVEL!!!
    Current Location:TEXAS - YE HAWWWW
    Eye Color:BLUE
    Hair Color:PURPLE
    Height:6'3" - BODYBUILDER
    Heritage:KLOWN SPAWN
    Piercings:NAH
    Tattoos:HAHA YEA VERY TRUE, VERY TRUE
    Favourite:
    Band/Singer:KORN!!!!!!!
    Song:DIRTY!!!!!
    Movie:KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTERSPACE!!!!
    Disney Movie:????
    TV show:LAS VEGAS!!!!
    Color:DEEP PURPLE
    Food:PIZZA
    Pizza topping:PEPPERONI
    Ice-Cream Flavor:CHUNKY MONKEY HAHAHAAAA!!!!!! MAYBE COTTON CANDY!
    Drink (alcoholic):???????
    Soda:ROOOT BEEEERRR!!!!!!!
    Store:SPIRIT HALLOWEEN YAY!!!!!
    Clothing Brand:OLD NAVY!!!
    Shoe Brand:BIGGG BOOOTS!!
    Season:FALL
    Month:OCTOBER
    Holiday/Festival:HALLOWEEN
    Flower:SUNFLOWER
    Make-Up Item:PURPLE?
    Board game:CLUE - WHO DIES WITH THE NOOSE THING???
    This or That
    Sunny or rainy:RAINY
    Chocolate or vanilla:VANILLA
    Fruit or veggie:VEGGIE
    Night or day:NIGHT
    Sour or sweet:BOTH IN POPCORN
    Love or money:LOVE, SMACKLES!!!!!
    Phone or in person:IN THE PERSONAL, I DON'T LIKE PHONES REALLY.
    Looks or personality:HMMMM, PERSONALITY.
    Coffee or tea:TEA
    Hot or cold:COLD
    Your:
    Goal for this year:UMMM, SELL MY FACE TO EVERYONE!!!!
    Most missed memory:HAUNTCON!!!!!
    Best physical feature:ARMS
    First thought waking up:NO YOU CAN'T WAKE ME UP, NO I AM THE KING KLOWN!!
    Hypothetical personality disorder:RANDOMNESS WITH A SIDE OF HAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
    Preferred type of plastic surgery:TEFLON MAYBE OR POLYURETHANE???
    Sesame street alter ego:COOKIE MONSTER HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
    Fairytale alter ego:CINDERELLA, NO, NO WAIT ROBIN HOOD, YEA!!!!
    Most stupid remark:YOU GONNA EAT THAT????
    Worst crime:I ONCE TRIPPED THIS GUY AND HE FELL DOWN INTO THE SEWER!! OOPS!!!
    Greatest ambition:TO BE A KLOWN THAT IS KLOWNY AND FUN!!!!!
    Greatest fear:KRaNK TEMPER BLOWING UP LIKE A CELL PHONE???
    Darkest secret:I LOVE NINTENDO, YAY SUPER PLUMBERMARIO!! WOOHOO!!
    Favorite subject:I LIKE WRITING
    Strangest received gift:TELPORTATION TO KLOWN TOWN
    Worst habit:SOMETIMES GET PISSED FOR NO REASON?? KINDA WEIRD!!
    Do You:
    Smoke:I LOVE FIRE, NO NO I DON'T SET PEOPLE ON FIRE???
    Drink:YES ROOT BEEERR GOOOD FOOR TUMMY!!!!!
    Curse:RANDOM MAN OF DOOM SAUCE
    Shower daily:I THINK SO?
    Like thunderstorms:YEA, YEA WIND RAIN KABLEEWWYY!!!!!!!
    Dance in the rain:JUST LIKE FRANKIE AND THEN I PRETTY FALL DOWN
    Sing:NAH SMACKLES SING'S THE BEST!!!!!
    Play an instrument:YEA, THE FLATUATION MASTER BY COLON BLOW 2000
    Get along with your parents:SURE
    Wish on stars:SOMETIMES
    Believe in fate:YEP
    Believe in love at first sight:SAMCKLES YEP OH YEA!!!!!
    Can You:
    Drive:YES JUST NOT STRAIGHT YET
    Sew:NO JUST SOME DOLLS WHEN I GET BORED
    Cook:HECK YEA GRILLMASTER 5000 READY FOR DEPLOYMENT OORAH!!
    Speak another language:ICH BIN EIN BERLINER?
    Dance:NOT VERY WELL, SMACKLES IS SUPPOSED TO TEACH ME I THINK.
    Sing:NOOOOO
    Touch your nose with your tongue:YESSS
    Whistle:YEESSSS
    Curl your tongue:YESSS
    Have You Ever:
    Been Drunk:BAD NIGHT OF COTTON CANDY JUICE
    Been Stoned/High:NAH THAT HARD STUFF
    Eaten Sushi:YEA I SWIM WITH THEM
    Been in Love:CURRENTLY AM
    Skipped school:NEVER WENT
    Made prank calls:HAHAHAHAHAAAAA I MISS THAT- KRANK HEY YOU WANNA
    Sent someone a love letter:EVERYDAY
    Stolen something:ONCE THEY TOOK MY ARM THOSE BASTARDS
    Cried yourself to sleep:YEA ONCE I STUBBED MY TOE
    Other Questions:
    What annoys you most in a person?KNOW IT ALL - HEY NOBODY'S KNOW EVERYTHING GEEZ
    Are you right or left handed?RIGHT
    What is your bedtime?WHENEVER KRINKLES QUITS HUMPING MY LEG GEEZ
    Name three things you can't live without:POPCORN, SEARS CATALOG, AND SOME PLUMBER'S PUTTY
    What is the color of your room?YOU GUESS
    Do you have any siblings?YES LITTLE KRANK DARK OVERLORD OF THE UNIVERSE
    Do you have any pets?YES KRINKLES THE SPIDER YAY, GET EM BOY!!
    Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?NO THAT'S MEAN, I WILL LET KRINKLES DO IT
    What is you middle name?SPARKY
    What are you nicknames?HEY KLOWN GUY OF DOOM - DUMBASS KIDS
    Are you for or against gay marriage?!!!!!!!!!!!!
    What are your thoughts ..ion?????????????
    Do you have a crush on anyone?YES
    Are you afraid of the dark?YES
    How do you want to die?WITH MY FANS SALUTING ME A FAREWELL JOURNEY BACK TO KLOWN TOWN
    What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?3,548,921
    Would you take a bullet for the one you love?ALREADY HAVE NO BIG DEAL
    What is the last law you?ve broken?MURPHEY'S LAWS HAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!
    In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
    Hair color:ORANGE
    Eye color:GREEN
    Height6'0"
    WeightSMACKLES SIZE - 2 BARRELS OF PAINT
    Most important physical feature:SHE'S GOT LEGS AND THAT SCARES THE CRAP OUTTA ME
    Biggest turn-offFARTING IN BED WHEN IT IS COLD
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  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Tyler,TX
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 3" / Body builder
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Leo
  • Children: Someday
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Certifiable Machine Head
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

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  • EdGe CiTy EnTerTainMenT, LLC

    • Tyler, TX US
    • Owner
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