About me:
I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way a paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to wrap around the rock and leave it immobile? Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? I'll tell you why, it's because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When i play "rock, paper, scissors," i always choose rock. Cause when someone claims that they have beaten me with their paper, i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shit, im sorry, i thought paper would protect you, asshole."
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Comments
May 22 2009 2:17 PM
okay ill do the same:
a bed
a jumper
socks
a school bag
posters
bowl
toilet paper
cell phone
cup
a laptop
a cupboard
a bookshelf
chesterd draws
a lollipop container thingy
drink bottle
carpet
books
paper
dressing robe
more cothes
laptop charger
a belt
a purse
bags
a bin
and ALOT MORE STUFF
there was a farmer who had a dog and bingo was his nameo B I N G O B I N G O B I N G O and bingo was his nameo
lmfao
your a dork
LMFAO!
cheery condoms =D bahaha
May 22 2009 2:13 PM
May 22 2009 2:03 PM
AHAHA
ummm Tj?
nahh its eminem xP
its okay
ahh i love that song =D
LMFAO! i had subway cookies.
why? LMFAO
lmfao
are you nupid?
=D
weee
weeee
lmfaoo
im not stupid unlike you
oooh i like this song <3
lol
weeeeee
ahaha i have green cordial
May 22 2009 1:46 PM
nawwr
i have no fucking idea
LMFAO!
ahahahaha
May 22 2009 1:38 PM
you know you love it!
dude i still wtach barney -_- so do u!
LMFAO!!! im sorry =/
nicee
omfg i hate you -_-
still love ya
n i wouldnt get ideas! your my best friend!
LOVE YOU GIGGLEPOT
lmfao dont ask...
mom gave my 3 subway cookies =D
May 22 2009 1:27 PM
YAY
haha im loved by u ofcourse!
i love yooh too tj =D
lol
-teli
=O TELITUBBIES ARE ON! lmfao
May 21 2009 2:17 PM
okay
lol ur special in the head
mhm i know
im not denying it
ill put u in now
ITS A GOOSE!!! you silly goose!
yay she shut up
exoh demdem