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I've got 24 years of trickiness and creativity under my belt. And... according to a questionnaire which I took while sitting in a class I didn't belong in, I have a 75% social desirability. Maybe I should focus my educational aspirations on a psych major so I can sit around all day and answer true / false tests to find out how desirable I am?

What's there to say? Stuck between a rock and a hard place. Literally. I'm that back country hiker who didn't bother to heed the warning signs that read Park Closed: Hungry Wild Ass-Bears Seen Mauling Hikers. I went ahead and ignored the signs, ran into a beastly bear, fell into a Batman lair-like cave as I tried to outrun the bastard, and got myself wedged between hell and a giant boulder. So I have a little extra baggage I have to carry around. The emotional kind. Who doesn't have any of that? The question is where's the lost & found when you need it?

I want to meet someone to pick the bones out of my fish. I hate getting pricked by those damn things during dinner. I also want to meet someone who can tell the difference between Haribo and Black Forest gummi bears based on taste alone. They're not the same dammit!

I am a blogger.<
I don’t blog for money, I don’t blog for fame, I blog so I can look back and see what I did yesterday. I blog to clear my mind. I blog because in my simple life the only thing I can seem to be open with is a mysql database on some server in Pakistan.

I am a friend.
I have never sought the approval of others. To be honest… I couldn’t care less what you think about me, but I have been fortunate, over my life I have found many people who think and feel like I do. I don’t have hundreds of friends… but I have a small group of family. That seems like a fair trade to me.

I am an 80’s cartoon
my problems usually involve the end of the world, yet they are fixed in thirty minutes or less. Also I have a friend called Captain Planet.

I am Rick James.
Just thought I would throw that in there.

I am adventure.
I am constantly doing something new. Going to places I have never been, doing things I have never done. It isn’t uncommon to call me and find out I’m in some cave I just found by following a stream three miles into the woods.

I am handy<
I own and can properly use a veriaty of tools including, but not limited to a degausser.

I am family friendly
I love children, came close to having one once… but much to my dismay s/he is in a biological waste landfill somewhere in Florida… but we won’t go there.