BEGINNING TO SUCK LESS AT LIFE....drawing, scrubbing tubes, the smell of bleach in the morning, quitting jobs and looking to greener pastures, saying 'shit just got real', laughing at people who think they're oh so cool, laughing at you, gluing things to other things, tattoo day, complaining, sleeping in, alarm clocks set to the radio, pbrs, knives, peoples pets, answering phones, making your appointments, saying "yes it will hurt", lunchables, business cards, being home, being too old for things, dead things, finding dead things, being given dead things, red bull, iced coffees, moes, string cheese, hate, singing it like i mean it, brutal honesty, selflessness, and as always, sucking at life.
University Of North Carolina At Greensboro
Greensboro,North Carolina
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: art major
Minor: kickin' ass
Clubs: disinterested club
2004 to 2006
Appalachian State University
Boone,NC
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: art major
Minor: welding
Clubs: transfer club
2002 to 2004
West Forsyth High
Clemmons,NC
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: drugs
About me: APPRENTICE is LIFE. And life is fun, I scrub tubes, draw, neglect my friends and family, eat canned goods, stay up late, shower too much. I'm addicted to dial and lunchables. So love me, adopt me, buy me a decent meal or a new pair of shoes. And be on the look out. Live loud. OVER KILL.
i started running today and i went 7 miles. You tell any dude into punk rock that I will out punk rock him because that was the hardest thing I have ever done
well you know i think your awesome!! and im down for whatever your creative lil head comes up with! depends on what time his appointment is,i dont remember.. but if its when im not workin then ya i will be up there
dude thanks for tattooing all my friends. I know they appreciate it, I hope it's helping you get through your first 50. I love you miss you. I want a broken heart with a HUGE DAGGER through it and blood all over my back. hanging next to a big purple dragon.
Our baby girl is growing up soo big! I'm glad you enjoyed the fruits of my labor, if you will eat, I will cook. Just write a novella of all the shit you don't eat and I will work around it!
Holy crap dude I'm swamped with art right now. Hurray for a weeks notice before a show! But never fear...once I am done drawing nekkid people I will be by for some mad dog and hang out time.
:) What you been doing lately eh? I'm running FOUR photo shoot SPECIALS till the end of JUNE;) Message me and lets get something booked this month duh!
Im havin another party at G SPOT (on tate st) in greensboro this saturday night!! shit was wild as hell last saturday so i am doing it again! if you missed out then ya gotta make it to this one!
25 cent BEERS!!! $1.00 VODKA & RUM DRINKS!!!
all you gotta do is tell the door person you are with me (RYAN) AND YOU WILL GET IN FREEEEEE!!!!!
NO COVER....CHEAP DRINKS...GOOD FRIENDS... GOOD TIMES... gimme one good reason you shouldnt come party with me??????
