metal. kitty cats. metal kitty cats. all things horror. exposed wounds. rape scenes (ouch). living the "jersey fresh" lifestyle. elisha cuthbert. protein shakes. trapezoids. whiskey. zut! toucher and rich. dreaming of rickenbackers. breaking down stereotypes (thank you, myspace). syn-chantix. oblivion. speaking in french (poorly, at best). bowling. sodomy. beautiful katamari. rocky mountain hydrogrind. hot italian sausage. pool. l'auburnox. the astral space. janine. joel's psp. my psp. zombies. the xenu incident. monster trucks. monster ranching. monstervision. my pet monster. monstah fahts. monstah faht arenas. monsters. mastering shin's ass dance. frank fm. cl/ramm/bb/ing. artificial human companionship. dead guys (see below). maids. crusty blood. night bugs. sand ninjas. becoming jimmy the robot. cannibalism (in all species). total fun. pistachio pistachio ben and jerry's. japanese culture. stuffing your pet. barbara nedeljakova. the planet earth. joanna angel. game informer (still want my lisa back). mike ness. ff. sh. mk. green tea. professional guitar hero. animal crossing. skeletor vs. beastman. rpgs. new jersey. drawing a mean eyeball. writing (horrible things). corpsepaint.
This shit SUCKS
- Romantic Comedies
- Greta Van Susteren
- Moths
- Lack of Shin Chan in life
- Nancy Grace
- "Suze" Orman
- LimeWire. Why waste your time?
- 99.9% of all (post 80's) PG-13 Horror
- Donnie Deutsch
- Inside The Actor's Studio
- And then there's James Lipton
- Damn you, Anderson Cooper!
- Peyton Manning
- Al Franken
- Feet
- People who don't like cats. What is your problem?
- California. Sorry fuckers. East coast 'til I die.
- That movie Basketcase. 15 years later. Still traumatized.
- Stupid cop shows
- Stupid courtroom dramas
- Stupid people
- Stupid animals
- Emo (the term, the music)
- Eggs
- Pink blood
- Martha's Vineyard
- Nantucket
- Cancer
- Laura Ingraham, you are a vile woman.
- The lack of serial killers in the world
- Mariah Carey's voice
- Julia on Fuse
- Rolling Stone Magazine
blood. guts. explosions. extra-terrestrials. excrement. exploitation. rogue robots. hookers. 70's. 80's. two d's and an f. troma. miike. godzilla. girls. girls. girls. melanie griffith.
Television
TV is the root of all evil... therefore, I watch it, occasionally. All I really need is T & E. Futurama. Metalocalypse. Dirty Yobs w/ Mike Rowe. No Reservations. Dog Bites Man. Home Movies. Stella. Shin Chan. MORAL OREL. Reno 911! South Park. Xavier: Renegade Angel. Wonder Showzen. Sci Fi. The Daily Show. The Colbert Report. Ninja Warrior. Minoriteam. AFHV (Saget style). Adult Swim is the best thing to happen to TV since The State. Tom Goes to the Mayor is genius, and ATHF play an all important part in my life.
"You know, you're like the A-bomb. Everyone's laughing, having a good time, then you come along. Boom. Everything's dead."
Books
"I read books for fun."
-Yes, asshole, so do the rest of us.
Heroes
Your mom. My dad. Tony Jaa. Thom P. Tiers. Andy Houlihan. The Aquabats. Wanda Jackson.
¤Frog.
¤SUPER RAD.
¤Grosser than you.
¤Hideous laugh sounds.
¤Gold Chocobo. The one true Fleshbot.
¤Taken. Will abandon only for Toki.
¤Never apologizes for drunken loquaciousness.
¤Late night treasure hunting.
¤Avoids trends like plague. Fuck your perfect hair.
¤A nasty kind of love for Eric Wareheim.
¤Farts in sleep. Loudly.
¤Enjoys both blood and honey.
¤Stretchmarks and pussy farts.
¤Hitler 'stache.
¤Back in black.
¤Dreams of defecation.
¤Will forever protect favorite teabag from clowns.
¤Voyeuristic tendencies.
¤IT'S GOT BIG TEETH!!!
That was an AWSOME night! Nice photography, Im stealin the pics and i now know were that constalation is! Let me know when your headin to chrises thing. Im pritty sure malisas goin to
touchin dinkys? huh fuckin weirdos you better wash your hands dont get dinky on my pizza calzone or hero samich yous fucks! oh and im sendin you a butterscotch martini its digital a.k.a. the new delicious hahahahahalla call me well get stoned lik muslum women whos refuse their berkas! sorry that was in poor tasste i pologize patna
