"Shayn is young, hot, and mostly broke. She's published poetry and runs the web-comic Bitchface (bitchfacecomics.blogspot.com), hoping to live in someone's attic for no rent and achieve posthumous fame."
-Bound Off
"'I lost my list of accomplishments,' she says. So here is my list of thoughts in the morning: mountain come down, here is the gray ghost of grass, shake of reverie . . . I like to write about crossroads, and people ripped in half at them. My heroes are excited, never scared, about death and truth."
-Broken Pencil
"Seeking attractive loser for mutual abuse. Likes walks in the rain, lightning rods. Smokes crack responsibly. Has an evil twin. Is a school for wayward Christian boys."
-Monkeybicycle
The comic Bitchface is finished and published in a 12-part series of mood medication, lonely sarcasm, and discussions of time machines and horror films. Check it out! Bitchface Comics and please, if you dig, repost my shizzzzz.
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I'm on the staff of a progressive pin-up charity called Ramen Girls, which is currently accepting model applications.
I'm working on my first REAL novel, Vani. It's 4/5-finished.
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A few years ago, I was an alternative art model, and used to work for a well-known pin-up corporation; I grew out of it, quit, then published a smear piece on them. I'm still always down for making art. I worked with the prestigious Mika Fowler at Studio 647 or 607 or something like that. I'm seeking a promo photog for headshots; contact if interested. I'm a big fan of the work of Lithium Picnic.
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my biblio
"We were damaged goods, and we respected that." - The Eyrie, '07
"Jesús" - edifice WRECKED, May '07
"The Two Hundred Dollar Turd" - Bound Off, June '07
"10 most beautiful things i have ever experienced" - DOGZPLOT Oct. '07
"The Ona-Noa," "Daphne's Body in Rupert's Bathroom," & "a bag a bone a house of dust" - FRiGG, January '08
"My Complete and Unabridged Sexual History in 60 Seconds" - Monkeybicycle , April, '08
"Suicide Girls: Hard G and An Accent on the Sue" - The Yeti, FSU's independent newspaper, April '08
"The 6 Raunchiest, Most Depraved Sex Acts (From the Bible)" - Cracked, August '08, won a traffic bonus as a top article of the month; translated by Piotr Pazdej and reprinted for Polish magazine Meska Strona
"Signature Plays of the Literary Field," - Monkeybicycle, August '08
"defining damsel: An Analysis of Bella Swan, Heroine of Twilight," - The Yeti, Vol. 5, Iss. 12, March '09
"Theory of the Sahy-Koh-Bich" - forthcoming in Broken Pencil
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happinessOplenty(1:11AM):why don't you save up your money for like, a year, and then take a hiatus and work on art?
burningcarwreck(1:13AM):i've thought of that. sell everything i have, put it all in a high yield savings bond and live on the streets for a year
happinessOplenty (1:14AM):bullshit! that should be the year we get an APARTMENT!
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