Cats, Father Ted, Jack Daniels, Christian Bale, South Park, Stewie, Soup, Sunflower seeds and parrots.
I was lying about the soup, sunflower seeds and parrots by the way. I don't really care for them.
I love people who rip off my pics, especially when they claim that they're 14, because I SO look like I'm 14 years old? And then people actually believe them? How genius is that?
Music
I HATE music, but if you must know - I do tend to listen to some alt music, electronica, drum and bass and old punk music, which I hate slightly less than other genres, but I still hate them as much as I hate duck people. I won't go into why I hate duck people, but let's just say that they touched me when I was a child.
Movies
FILMS ARE SHIT.
Television
T.V. is so last year.
Books
American Psycho, Catch 22, The Dice Man, but then again - I hate reading as much as I hate everything else...
Except for this one book. I forget the name, but it was a book filled with jokes about elephants. Man, elephants are so funny I tell thee, I laughed so hard I think I had to tear the book up, burn it - freeze the ashes, shatter it over the author's face, pick up the shattered remains and proceed to stab him with them until even his own mother wasn't able to recognise his swollen remains. Allegedly, of course - the court case is still pending a verdict.
Heroes
Those girls from Hanson. DAMN THEY ARE TIGHT.
Christian Bale, naturally.
...And who could forget about your mum?
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Hello. Welcome to my profile! It is shit! I am a complete tosser. Although I come across as being a nice person in real life (well, I’m not exactly an unpleasant person even though I do smell a little like rotting whale sex), I have little consideration for strangers over the internet. I see no point in petty conversation online – Possibly because I have a slight distaste of people who hand themselves over to me like if I were superior to them. Before you think I may be a hypocrite by having this public profile, I do enjoy talking to my friends here, or getting to know people who live close to my area.
Anyway, that’s the shit side to me, now for the nice stuff:
I like long walks on the beach, helping the elderly across the road, arranging strawberries into little shapes in the bathtub resembling the male genitalia. I also like to burn, pillage and rape – but not in that order.
I am tall woman with long blonde hair and full breasts looking for hot, dirty-dirty sexy sex with tinfoil and rollerblades. DO ME RIGHT HERE ON THE TABLE LIKE A BEAST, YOU BULGING SACK OF SCROTUM FILTH!
I'm nineteen; I was born, brought up and I live in the south of Spain in the province of Málaga... Whoopdefuckingdoo... Not anymore though. I now live in the gut of a rotting goat. It's warm.
Introvert and geeky, I try ever so much to seem like I'm hard, but I really don't have bad bone in my body. (Except for my right ulna, but that's a long story involving the riot police, an entire bucket of poison-tip nails, a hammer and a herd of rabid goats).
Who I'd like to meet: A seven foot tall, naked man with malicious thoughts running through his mind, bearing a rusty breadknife - down a dark alley?
Ancient Video
lol random i've just had a seminar and now i have nothing to do untill my other seminar at 4pm, so i think a shower is in order to pass the time and to make me feel nice and clean.
can't wait till i come home actually, not for norwich itself but to see people, hopefully the people that have stopped talking to me since i came to uni will have valid reasons or i've just found out who my real friends are.
... i just found out i left this message unsent before i went to shower... now i feel some what like this message is a little pointless...
glad you had a good time, yeah was really packed but i saw loads of people i wasnt expecting to last night including yourself, which was nice.
as if you've been awake on caffeine and practicly nothing else!!, i got back to uni at half 2 this morning then woke up with no need at half 10 and had bugger all to do till 3 when i had a seminar and then i got all tired and grouchy from lack of sleep, bloody typical.
i would say go to the pub, but you need more sleep than i do. seeing as i just got invited to the pub i though why not, sleep is for sunday.
hello! lol at your videos you have a good time wednesday night? was good to see you again as it had been a while. Bing was so excited about adding you on Myspace was so funny, hopefully he has, i did give him your screen name to search. anyway what have you been up to?
