Ulises Damian Sanchez

-Ulises. I love having fun. (who doesn't?)

-I'm an asshole, but you'll still love. I promise.

-I like simple things. My passions include (but are not limited to) Union Ultras, Chivas USA, Hardcore, Sex, and chronic masturbation.

-I'm a huge pervert, and I think about sex a lot. Don't be surprised.

-I say things. Lots of things. Sometimes it makes sense to no one other than me, but I know what I'm talking about, so fuck you for not understanding.

-You are now breathing and blinking manually.

-I've counted to infinity - twice.

-I'm the reason why Waldo is hiding.

-I can touch MC Hammer.

-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for me.

-I sleep with a night light. Not because I'm afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of me.