Jake Headache
Jake Guyon
Jake Guyon They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway. They say that life's a game then they take the board away. They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story, then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret.

Male
21 years old
Liberty, Utah
United States



Last Login: 11/25/2009
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    Jake Headache's Interests
GeneralThe poetry of an existence defined by suffering.
MusicI love punk. I like ska. I like reggae. I like Oi!. I like the blues. Metal and hardcore have been growing on me lately.
I'd rather not type out a huge list no one will read, so suffice to say Rise Against, Anti-Flag, Alkaline Trio, No Trigger, Strike Anywhere, Rancid, Time Again, Operation Ivy, The Explosion, The Clash, A Wilhelm Scream, The Unseen, The Rabble, Witch Hunt, Leftover Crack, Star Fucking Hipsters and The Distillers are my all-time favorites.
MoviesMost anything.
TelevisionI'm trying to wean myself off TV.
BooksAnything and everything.
HeroesGood writers. Shitty writers who speak from the heart. Protesters. Punk rock lifers. Survivors. Idealists.
Groups: Anti-FlagYoung Revolutionariessupport free the threeKillRadioTHE REVOLUTIONLand Of The FuckedAUTHORITY WILL FAILLibertarian Socialists

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     Jake Headache's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Fort Collins, Colorado
Body type:6' 2" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:High school
Occupation:Unemployed

   Jake Headache's Schools
Weber High
Ogden, UTAH
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
 

2004 to Present



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   Jake Headache's Blurbs
About me:
My name is Jake Pathetic. Or Jake Headache. Or Seditous Jake. Or that America-hating flag-burning commie asshole. Whichever you prefer.

I'm a cynical idealist, a self-loathing narcissist, a psychotic philosopher, a pervert and a romantic. I'm a study in contradictions, and proudly so. Makes me interesting. Think twice before you call me a hypocrite, you're probably worse.

The only moral absolute to which I hold myself or anyone else is to live by what one feels is right and do no harm to another human being, which includes the forceful imposition of beliefs. Other than that we can all do what the fuck we want.

I am an emotional person. I'm a true romantic, dyed in the wool. I've been through my share of Hell in my short life, and judging me for my ways of dealing with the fallout is a good way to lose some teeth. Friendly warning.

I'm a punk, and fucking proud of it. Don't call it a label, you really can't understand unless you've been part of it. It's not a phase or something to which I conform so I can fit in; it's become a part of who I am, and I'd rather die than give it up.

I like it this way, and if you don't, I'll cordially ask you to lick me where I shit and just have a fantastic fucking day while I get on with my life.

I am an anarcho-communist. Talk politics with me, I'll be your friend. I can't stand homophobia, ignorance, racism, warmongering, or laissez-faire capitalism.

Who I'd like to meet:
Punk rockers of any kind. Pretty much anyone friendly.

   


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The Ex - tracts

The Ex - tracts



Nov 25 2009 4:23 PM

Thanks for your friend ship .
it is nice to meet you Sam,D
MEAN MOLLY’S TRIO

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Nov 12 2009 2:42 PM

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Oct 22 2009 5:44 AM



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Twitch

Twitch



Sep 6 2009 9:53 AM

Thank you for taking care of rachael
Erik

Erik



Sep 4 2009 4:33 PM

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Jul 24 2009 9:20 PM

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PlⒶy Dead D

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Jul 14 2009 7:46 PM



I love you.
URBAN BLEU

URBAN BLEU



Jun 14 2009 7:38 PM


 

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Kayla Bayla



Jun 8 2009 9:26 PM

sup jakesta'
PlⒶy Dead D

Ashlee Addict



Jun 5 2009 3:21 PM

I love you.

And that is all.

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Alicia Mehlig



May 19 2009 3:18 AM

thanks for the add !!!
:P
OI!
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xoxoxoxoooxxo
alicia
FOX VAN CLEEF

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May 19 2009 1:52 AM

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Any maybe you think about coming out to a show? Eh? It's fun! We're usually drunk!

RIFF RAFF RIFF

Jennifer Fuller



May 18 2009 4:55 AM

Iiiiii...miss you. :(
[JESSE][MHK]

Jesse Garland



Apr 18 2009 3:49 PM

oi mother fucker! hope you feel better man, sorry if i was bugging you last night. its all good tho man, i just chilled with david last night. i can't wait to see you dude and get so fucking drunk with you. hey did you read my blog comment? that came straight from the heart. thats how i feel and it isn't changing anytime soon. i got lots of stories and rants to share with you. i kinda know how you feel man, about what happened when you were my age. im going through the same shit you did, but not as bad. some ppl take shit about your depression, but i always have your back. i tell them that they don't know what the fuck their talking about and you don't know what its like. fuck there's so much shit i wanna say to you. when i see you, were gonna talk for hours man. well i hope i get my home visit and see you soon. fuck, i've noticed how i always want to get you fucked up. remember the good old days when i brought over weed and robo and beer. i just like you when your high, your so fucking funny, just a good trip buddy. well keep it punk, be proud of who you are, and keep happy man. hope this cheers you up a bit. peace out man.
i'll call you tonight
PlⒶy Dead D

Ashlee Addict



Apr 16 2009 3:29 AM

Jacob Guyon.
You are everything to me.
And more than that.
THE most amazing person I have ever met.
You're so smart.
And funny.
And talented.
And gorgeous.
You make me happy.
Whenever I'm with you, I can't help but smile.
You're my spaz. :)
When you hold my hand, I find it hard to breathe.
When we kiss, my heart stops.
I miss you every time we're apart.
I know we fight.
And we have ups and downs.
But, no relationship is perfect.
And we always make it through.
You are by far the best person I have ever been with.
And that means A LOT to me.

D and Spaz.
<3

I love you.

-D
ZombieDoll.

ZombieDoll.



Apr 15 2009 6:32 PM

woah, woah! fiance???
oh my how cute
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[JESSE][MHK]

Jesse Garland



Apr 11 2009 1:32 AM

hey whats up? i have 7 bucks so far, but i can get more. so i can pay you in gas money and beer money. dude i just met this dude who is fryed and smells like hella weed. well i talked to him and he said that his friend is some rich oil person and said he'll hook me up with a job and shit one day. he whiped out his sach and i smelled it and it was DANK.
lol that was fucking random
RIFF RAFF RIFF

Jennifer Fuller



Apr 4 2009 6:53 PM

Yahoo: catlike_thief

talk to me on there.
RIFF RAFF RIFF

Jennifer Fuller



Apr 4 2009 5:12 PM

come to herez.
[JESSE][MHK]

Jesse Garland



Apr 3 2009 11:35 PM

oi! pick up your fucking phone dude. i didn't get my hove visit.
so what the fuck is up??
Rebellious Cause

Rebellious Cause



Apr 3 2009 2:15 AM

alex =0 cake is the shit

ALex Harrah



Mar 28 2009 10:24 AM

ha bad ass man expect to see me there acting like a dumb ass hitting people lol
[JESSE][MHK]

Jesse Garland



Mar 27 2009 10:42 PM

lol no i didnt, my ass hasn't been raped. i am getting a home visit next friday, could you come over late at night and pick me up? i need your phone number. and i am working on my new jacked. i have been jacking studs from belts and got a plaid scarf wraped around the right arm and stuff. yeah a lot of ppl think i am weird and retarded and fucking hate me, but fuck them, i don't fucking care. i am still keeping it strong, i am still who i am and im not changing.
so whats been up?
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