my blog
(http://www.onesidedwar.blogspot.com) , punk rock shows, comedy clubs, debating politics, whining, bitching, moaning, sticking it to "The Man", smashing the state, selling crap on ebay, reading craigslist, blogs, dr pepper (i will settle for mr. pibb if necessary), Me N Eds pizza, taco shops, Weinerschnitzel, the New Yorker, betting on sports, rocking out (sometimes with my cock out, sometimes not, depends on the mood), somethingawful.com, napping, dawdling, roller coasters, massages, Orangina, Trader Joe's, Ikea, San Diego Padres, San Diego Chargers, Fresno State Bulldogs, Sacramento Kings, reading, popping my knuckles, the Ramones, Tivo, mp3's, collecting records, my cat Pixie, boobs, my right hand, making mixtapes (okay mix cd's, just doesn't sound right), In N Out Burger, Sonic, styrofoam cups and crushed ice, Amoeba Records, Rasputin Records, americablog.com, David Cross, coffee shops (I've become what I hate), the sunny day after it rains, remote controls, gadgets, puretna, and a bunch of other crap that is a mixture of the pretentious and the ridiculous.
Music
400 Blows, 7 Seconds, The Accused, Angry Samoans, Atmosphere, Avail, Bad Brains, Beastie Boys, Bill Hicks, Black Flag, Boogie Down Productions, Brian Regan, The Briefs, Buck Owens, CH3, Charles Bronson, Chixdiggit, Circle Jerks, Country Teasers, Crucial Unit, DRI, David Cross, Dead Kennedys, Descendents, DILLINGER FOUR, Eric B & Rakim, The FU's, FYP, George Carlin, The Germs, Grimple, HICKEY, Hot Water Music, Johnny Cash, Leadbelly, Left For Dead, Lewis Black, Lifter Puller, Los Crudos, Masters Of Reality, MDC, MINOR THREAT, Mitch Hedberg, Mountain Goats, Mr. T Experience, THE MUFFS, Municipal Waste, Negative Approach, The Neighbors, New Bomb Turks, Nine Pound Hammer, Nuclear Assault, Phil Hendrie, Poison Idea, Propagandhi, Public Enemy, Quadaliacha, The Queers, RADON, The Ramones, Repulsion, ROCKET FROM THE CRYPT, Sage Francis, Sepultura, Sewer Trout, Sicko, SPAZZ, SSD, Suicide File, Supernova, Urban Waste, VOIVOD, Woodie Guthrie, Your Mother, ZEKE
Movies
1. Goodfellas
2. Dr. Strangelove
3. Magnolia
4. Pulp Fiction
5. Full Metal Jacket
6. Naked Gun
7. Kill Bill
8. Swingers
9. This Is Spinal Tap
10. Run Ronnie Run
Television
Mr. Show, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Office, Late Night With David Letterman, McLaughlin Group, Sopranos, Deadwood, The Wire, Seinfeld, Real Time with Bill Maher, Frontline, Da Ali G Show, Big Love, This American Life, Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Books
1.Infinite Jest (David Foster Wallace)
2. CivilWarLand In Bad Decline (George Saunders)
3. Ecology Of Fear (Mike Davis)
4. No Country For Old Men (Cormac McCarthy)
5. And You Shall Know Our Velocity (Dave Eggers)
Currently reading:
OUR GANG - Philip Roth
Heroes
My neice (Sarina) and my sister (Kristina). They've both had to deal with more than any person should have to. My dad. Kurt Vonnegut, Muhammad Ali, FDR, Mark Twain, Seymour Hersh, Jello Biafra, Jimmy Carter, Michelle Bachelet, and Hank Hill (yes, from King Of The Hill, don't ask unless you want a lecture of the sociological undercurrent of a cartoon).
Things I like are over there <----. Things I hate are many, key among them are Dane Cook, Family Guy, Famous Stars and Straps, the Raiders, mis/overuse of "literally" (though I am sometimes guilty), and literally (ha!) a ton more.
I don't drink or do any drugs (well, I mainline caffeine, but that's it), but I'm not judgmental about it. Just a personal thing. I love Minor Threat and I hate straightedgers.
You can usually find me reading at San Diego Coffee, Tea and Spice in Kensington.
Who I'd like to meet: Nice people. Or mean people. As long as you have a good sense of humor. Or nice breasts. You don't even need to be female, manboobs are fine. Just kidding. I think.
OH! And people who want to help me use my Entertainment book. I am a coupon whore.
OH! pt II: If you're okay at tennis, but not great, email me. I'd like to start playing a couple of times a week.
Whats up my long lost friend? What am I going to do on Christmas this year? I dont have my buddy to hang out with and watch B rated movies...lol Miss you! You need to move back home damn it!! Hope youre doing well. Love ya~ Bern
