My name's Caitlyn. WAZ UPPPP.
I play bass in a band called Broken Harmony. [[name changing soon]]
I don't lie to people I care about.
Chances are, I care about you a lot more than you know.
I'm never 100% satisfied with what I do.
I love music. I want to major in it when I go to college.
I don't do drugs, smoke, or drink to fit in, and I never will.
I don't like getting lied to or having anything important hidden from me.
I like texting a lot.
I enjoy hearing people laugh; especially if I'm the cause of it. =]
I love helping people when I can.
I get bored easily and quite frequently.
My friends mean the world to me.
Fo shizzle.
Just an FYI, before you read Megan's about me...
I'm not a sex addict.
She just had a lot of spare time on her hands at the time.
So don't freak out or anything lmfao.
Megan's section about me
Ohkay. I don't know what all that mumbo jumbo up there was about. But I, Megan Elizabeth, am here to tell you about the real Caitlyn. You see, Caitlyn is this beautiful person inside&out but she can't seem to see that. Even when I'm ignoring the rest of the world, she still gets me to talk to her. Whether it's by her IM'ing me 389382 times and saying she's not leaving me alone till I answer or not, I always do.
I met Caitlyn on the fateful day of .. uhm .. dates aren't important, sometime last year. Her and Nike came to my house to go to a concert at 106 West with me that night, and to spend the night. She was totally shy! But I kinda broke her out of her shell a little before she left the next day. Even if she did give me fleas!
From running around the mall yelling "JESUS SUCKS MUHDICK" to me calling her at 1 am about anti-phone sex slogans, Caitlyn is always there. She's like my rock. I can lean on her and she can cut me with her sharp edges.
Wait.
That sounded emo let me try again.
I can lean on her and she be there to support me. There we go. And she better know that goes both ways.
Now while Caitlyn is an amazing person, beautiful, kind, caring, hilarious, and all the other good adjectives, she, like the rest of us, has one major character flaw.
Caitlyn Breana is a SEX ADDICT. You heard me. She's a straight up freak. I mean GOD! You name the kinky excursion, she's done it. Once you break her out of her shell completely, there's no turning back. I had to beat her off me one night with a broom handle. Jesus, I mean, I can only take but SO MUCH in one sitting! Caitlyn, you know I love you. But please, for my vagina, calm your hormones down a little! And it's not only with me! It's with everyone. Poor girl is addicted. So maybe you reading this can help me.
Maybe send Caitlyn an encouraging message, tell her what a great friend she is, something like that, to try and break her of her sexual freakness.
Any help is appreciated. I mean come on, this amazing girl would help any of her good friends in a heartbeat, why can't we do the same for her and help her get the helps she needs.
Sex addiction isn't a lifestyle, it's a disease.
I love you Caitlyn, we'll work through this together. I swear that to you.
P.S. Stay out of the graveyards, morgues, and animal shelters, I've told you a million times that's illegal.
Ryan/Jesus' section about me
Ok, the writer is going to try this again... since it didn't work the first time...
This is definetily *NOT* Caitlyn writing Caitlyn's "About Me" section... The writer, who is certainly *NOT* Caitlyn is now going to do his/her best to describe Caitlyn, even though the writer is not describing "me", so to speak, since the writer is *NOT* Caitlyn... anyway...
t3h writer would like to start out by pointing out that Caitlyn is not very easy to dislike, quite the contrary. He would also like to point out that he met Caitlyn in marching band, where Caitlyn earned the nickname "Skipper" for guessable reasons (everyone in the low brass group, and the writer would like to point out that Skipper is in the trombone section; the section with the most sexual innuendos, even though the instrument which the writer plays is not far behind o.O), and so the writer will from now on in this section refer to Skipper by the name "Skipper" and not "Caitlyn" since the writer usually adresses Skipper by that name. The next aspect of Skipper that the writer would like to point out is the fact that she p00ns the writer at HTML code, which the writer is slightly jealous of... Just for your amusement, the writer will put in the most complicated HTML coding he can remember off of the top of his head right here. Start laughing now. Stop laughing now. Resume reading (yay alliteration!). Skipper and the writer of this section spend most of their time together in jazz band, where the writer plays bass trombone badly. Skipper plays bass guitar in jazz band but trombone in marching/concert band (The writer finds the ability to play multiple instruments, bass instruments especially, to be sexy).
Completely changing the subject (well, only mostly), the writer has a personal belief that Skipper takes depressing pictures which lead to a false myspace-induced image of Skipper to herself and other people. Skipper is also easier to get along with than the writer of this section believes than she believes, if that made any grammatical sense. Anyway, the writer is going to stop writing now, since all of these third-person remarks have left him feeling as if The Matrix were somehow involved...
h@x0r3d!
Becky's section about me
red is the most amazalischious gal i know,shes been my best friend for the past 7 years of my life and thats some good friendship to know me for that long and not hate my guts lol.shes been there for me through everything and i hope she can say the same about me. shes my disobediant shit head daughter.and its so awesome cuz really think about it,how many times can you call someone a shit head and recieve a huge wonderful full of friendship hug in return.i hope me and her will be pals til death do us part.and beyond that cuz friendships like ours cant be separated by a little thing like that.you mess with red i kick your ass all the way to your grave,i might be small ,but that doesnt mean shit when it comes to my friends.
dude your background makes me feel like im at your house again! like seriously lol i miss you gurly i wish you caould come out here i have my licence now and im driving A LOT! its crazy insane madness if you catch my drift lol drift wood miss you and love ya gurl hit me back just to chat
