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Xtremepoems©
Explicit/Raw / Rated R / Alternative

		Xtreme Alternative Comedy Male 37 years old Southern, CA United States Last Login: 4/13/2009
Mood: rockin
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www.myspace.com/xtremepoems

Xtremepoems©'s Comedian Bio

Bio	GMK GMK is a writer, producer and artist of Xtreme alternative comedy. His blend of mixing Comedy and Sex together creates original....raw...alternative "Xtreme Comedy" with a unique variety of sound effects He is currently in the studio producing Volume (1) and (2), available Spring 2009. * Xtreme Digital Downloads available now * Join our newsletter, and receive updates here on Myspace, or directly at Xtremepoems.com. We hope your ears enjoy the show.. * GMK Publications * ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________
Website	xtremepoems.com
Influences	Influences ____________________ * Life * * Myself * * Andrew Dice Clay * * George Carlin * * Lenny Bruce * * Eddie Murphy * * Rodney Dangerfield * * Richard Pryor * * Steve Martin * * Chris Rock * Carlos Mencia ____________________ * Comedy Favorites * Entourage . Seinfeld South Park . Family Guy Crank Yankers . Comedy Central Roasts National Lampoon flicks . Judd Apatow Flicks Animal House . That 70’s Show Happy Gilmore . SexDrive Jackass . Viva la Bam * Saturday Night Live casts * (past and present) * MAD TV cast * (past and present) ____________________
Members	Check out the new website.....Launching Spring 2009....Xtreme Contests....Xtreme News...Xtreme Radio ( Summer 2009)...Stay tuned for more Xtreme News.... Xtreme_Updates
TV Shows
Films
Albums	Xtreme_News _______________________ _________________________ New website will launch....Spring 2009 _________________________ Submit your Xtreme poems and pictures for our Xtreme giveaway contest.....Starting March 1st _________________________ Voice Over work available Email your information to: studio@xtremepoems.com _________________________

Xtremepoems©'s Interests

General

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Xtreme_Online_Store * NOT SOLD IN STORES * _________________________________ _________________________________ Blind Date...Volume (1) $ 10.95 (plus S/H) ( 15 ) tracks / Over ( 30 ) minutes of Xtreme Comedy * ( 20 ) pg Xtremepoems book with purchase *
Music
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Xtremepoems©'s Details

Status:	Married
Here for:	Networking, Friends
Hometown:	Southern
Zodiac Sign:	Capricorn
Occupation:	Writer / Artist

Xtremepoems©'s Networking

Radio - Talent - Voice Over Talent

Publishing - Writer - Poet

Radio - Production - Writer

Xtremepoems©'s Companies

GMK Publications
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Xtremepoems©'s Clips

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Kinky Bitch

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Seeking Voice Over talent ( Females ) in ( L.A. / South Bay area ) (view more)

Erotica L.A. was Xtremely Hot! (view more)

Xtremepoems on Wet Radio (view more)

* Booking Information for GMK * (view more)

* * Xtremepoems on playboyradio.com * * (view more)

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CD Demo tracks
( Full Version tracks may be purchased via SNOCAP )

Xtremepoems©'s Blurbs

About me:

About Me

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Welcome to Xtremepoems.com

The "official" myspace website for Xtreme Adult comedy and cartoons.

Check out a few tracks by GMK, and tell us what you think.

* Comments and Feedback are welcome *

With (500+) "Xtreme poems" to his name...GMK recently debuted his CD at Erotica L.A., and has been a guest on Playboyradio.com (Night Calls) with Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn.

Xtremepoems has been heard on Wet Radio ( Las Vegas ) with Ryan J and Mikki Blaque. Tune in to hear the Wet Radio crew in action, check out our Erotica L.A. interview and more.

"Blind Date...Volume (1)" contains (15) tracks and over (30) minutes of "Xtremely" outrageous "Comedy and Sex" mixed into a unique...one of a kind...must have CD with kick ass sound effects.

Blind Date is the first comedy CD in the Xtremepoems collection, and is sure to bring a laugh to guys and gals who like Funny, Explicit, Cool, Sexy comedy.

Order your copy of "Blind Date...Volume (1)", and start your Xtreme comedy collection today.

Blind Date is the perfect novelty item for all sorts of occasions...

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* Bachelor/ Bachelorette parties *
* Frat and College parties *
* Poker Games and BBQ's *
* Around the Campfire *
* Fun for couples *
*Great for Road Trips *

* A cool gift for that crazy friend of yours *

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Xtrempoems.com (Volume 2) and Volume (3)
Spring / Summer, 2009 ___________________________

** Xtreme Regards **

GMK

Xtreme_Downloads

Download tracks of Blind Date...Volume (1)

Downloads: $ 0.99 (per track w/poem)
Buy now

Blind Date CD: $ 6.99 (15 tracks/book download)

NOTE: Stay tuned for new tracks from the Xtreme poem vault.

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Xtreme_Merchandise *

____________________________________________________ Xtreme T-shirts
Price: $ 11.95 each
Size (M) - (L) - (XL) - (XXL)

Xtreme Hats
Price: $ 11.95 each
One size fits all

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