Tyler?

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this isnt the way I want to be.Mood: numb numbPosted at 7:59 PM Oct 6 view more

  • Tyler Emmons

  • 21 / Male
  • Point fucking pleasant., New Jersey, US
  • Last Login: 11/23/2009

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Interests

  • General

    I enjoy large jungle cats, crispy pizza, any gathering where I dont have to dance. I lack ambition but have plenty of dreams. I want to live in a castle and rescue the princess, I want my nose to convert all unfavorable smells into the warm scent of apple crisps. I also enjoy grilled meats, fantasy sports, walking in the rain, and sleeping. I've written a song or two in my day. I hate your face.
  • Music

    .. Anything i can put on my IPOD! there's a little product placement for my sponsors. But, I love music, I have since I was four. my memory isn't too great so it could have been anywhere from four to fourteen, but I think its closer to four. I was walking around this abandoned car factory in South carolina, and I came across these bumpers. at that age I used to carry sticks in my back pocket in case I ever needed anything to throw. i don't know what came over me but when the sticks hit that metal I starting banging out beats and singing along. the music jumped into my body like a venereal disease from a hooker. I love music and don't know what I would do without it. CLUTCH!
  • Movies

    ..This isn't even half the list:Hellboy I & II Blood and iron, Sword Of Storms , The Lord of the rings trilogy, Wanted, The Way Of The Gun, Watchmen,The signal, True Romance, The incredible Hulk, Ironman, Dog soldiers,Forgetting Sarah marshall, the faculty, Slackers Rushmore, The Royal tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic, The darjeeling Limited.I Am Legend. We Own The Night, 3:10 To Yuma, No Country For Old men,Cloverfield,Alien VS Predator R,Smokin Ace's, 28 days and Weeks Later are amazing. Frank Miller's 300, The Die Hard movies(not so much 2), The Departed, Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace, Snatch, Rocknrolla, and Layer Cake. V FOR VENDETTA, SuperMan Returns, What Dreams May come, SpiderMan 1,2, and 3 even though it was totally less than stellar then the others, Stealing Harvard, Se7en, Fallen, The Warriors, Shaun Of The Dead,Riding In Cars with boys. Breakfast on Jupiter,Lock Stock and 2 smoking barrels. Grease( you know you like it to so shut up) BatMan Begins,The dark Knight, King Kong, Stir Of Echoes,Frequency,The Crow, The Lost Boys, Sin City, and Ghost Busters 1and2,And Boondock saints. Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Mallrats, Jersey Girl, jay and Silent Bob strike back. High Fidelity.Tristan and Isolde. Almost famous, The Doors, The Who's Tommy. The X-Men trilogy, Jack ass 1& 2 Night of The Living dead, Night of The living dead remake, Dawn of the dead and remake. day of the dead( cant wait for the remake.) Tenacious D and the pick of destiny. House of 1000 Corpses,Memento, The Devils Rejects, The Number 23, Black Snake Moan. Children of Men,Star Wars, Grindhouse. Shooter, Texas Chainsaw Massecre remake and beginning, Starship Troopers. 1408,Knocked Up, Identity. Taxi Driver, Gross Point Blank, Con Air, The Big Lebowski, Better off Dead, Say Anything. A Night In Paris Hilton. You KNow....the usual.
  • Television

    .. It's Always Sunny In Phillidelphia. The Office. My name is earl. Supernatural. Angel, Everybody Loves raymond, The King of Queens, The Bernie Mac Show (RIP), Cheers, Taxi, Night Court, Nightrider( The old one not the new crap flash one.) yes dear. oooh, and taxi cab confessions! Television and I spend alot of time together. so yeah, its a pretty serious relationship.
  • Books

    .. Well, I used to love books. But after working in a library for almost three years I can't stand the sight of them. All they're good for are paper weights and something to throw at birds. But these are some books I've read. Watchmen, ,I Am Legend, 1408, The Mist, Fight Club. Choke, If Chins could kill: The Autobiography of Bruce Campbell. Frank Miller's 300/Sin City, High Fidelity. Layer Cake, I Am Lucifer, 30 days of Night: Rumors of The Undead. How to Make Love Like a Pornstar: Auto Biography of Jenna jameson.(There's pictures)!!! All of Ian Fleming's original 007 James Bond novels. The Rising, City Of The Dead,, Dead Sea, Monster Island, Plauge of The Dead(The Morningstar strain) Painkiller, Jarhead. , any Tom Clancey book, any Harry Turtledove book. The Darkness, Already Dead, No Dominion. Ronin. The Barable Likeness of being, Love In A Time Of Cholera.(There about girls, right?) The walking Dead
  • Heroes

    N/A

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Dating, Friends
  • Hometown: Brick
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 9" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: High school
  • Occupation: Protector of mankind
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

Companies

  • Chefs international

    • Point Pleasant Beach, NJ US
    • CFN ( ask me later)
    who knows....
  • B.P.R.D.

    • Trenton, NJ US
    • Slick
    whenever the world needs savin

Blurbs

About me:

Im Tyler. Im probably the most bitter and cynical person you will ever meet who isnt a doctor or a war veteran. I used to want to go to film school with the hopes of making movies for the rest of my life. But life intervined and Im now working a shitty job with nothing to show for it. I have my own house with my roommate Alex. Which is wortking out pretty well suprisingly. been living here a year already. I love and hate New Jersey. I love it because it is my home and I know it like the back of my hand. I hate it because it is my home and I know it like the back of my hand. There's too many roads I havn't driven down. Too many people I havn't met or spoken too. Too many sights I havn't seen and way too many things I havnt experienced outside the wonderful Garden state. Its like the song "Freebird." If you grasp my meaning I dont need to go on anymore about it. If your now looking at your computer screen with a blank expression on your face thinking " what the hell does that mean?" than your fucked. I tend to ramble about everything that interests me. Which is everything. Im working on being a writer. I have the drinking down pretty well. But the actual publication of anything I've written seems like my dream of being a film maker. Just a dream.

Who I'd like to meet:

nobody.

Comments

Displaying 25 of 508 comments
  • Jul 26 2009 10:50 PM

    sup poop?  hows life?
  • Jun 5 2009 5:21 PM

    you're not fucking stupid!!!! :)
  • May 28 2009 6:37 PM

    SHOW YOUR SUPPORT! PLEASE VOTE FOR PEPTIS IN THE MYSPACE MUSIC CONTEST!!!

  • May 27 2009 7:53 AM

    i can't sleep. its almost 4 in the morninggggg.
    please stop being busy every time i call you to hang out. i miss you.
    well, that's selfish. its fine if you're busy.
    but maybe make some time for meee?
  • May 10 2009 11:29 PM

    Hey, so are we hanging out next Sunday?
  • May 2 2009 3:52 AM

    tyler, i am formally inclined to express my love for you.



    with a picture of a bunny.

    (../)
    ('O')
    (")(")

    you'll be happy to know that the O isn't a nose, it's a mouth for you!

    :) i'm very bored and very angry so that's what the product yields!

    BYE!
  • Apr 30 2009 3:45 AM

    Welll, the instructor I was with yesterday said I was really good. But he could be lying, haha. We'll see.
  • Apr 30 2009 1:35 AM

    Haha, awww.
    Why??
  • Apr 29 2009 11:35 PM

    Haha, nope. But as soon as my mom actually lets me borrow her car or I get a car (which ever comes first), we're totally hanging out.
    You hear? You totally want me picking you up in a mini van =P
  • Apr 29 2009 12:05 AM

    Hey, I finally got my license! =]
  • Apr 22 2009 6:28 PM

    LOL reality check, emmons.


    just because you are always grumpy, does not mean that youre the dick i was talking about in my blog. seesh.
  • Apr 18 2009 3:43 PM

    NEXT TIME WE HANG OUT I'LL BRING YOU TO REDBANK, SINCE YOU'RE WEIRD AND HAVE NEVER BEEN THERE.

  • Apr 16 2009 9:33 PM

    I'M EXCITED TO HANG OUT TOMORROW. WHAT SHOULD WE DO.
  • Apr 13 2009 5:01 PM

    TYLER I MISS YOU.
  • Apr 13 2009 1:36 AM

    id say that the likelihood of that being a possibility is probably quite high.
  • Mar 28 2009 12:38 AM

    Very good. Trying to get stationed at Ft. Meade, Maryland. Then I could come home to visit people I never got to see all the time. Other than that like super fucking busy and I can really never have my cell phone on base. Homo. I have an apartment now. Weird. All grown up. I don't like it. Heh, I miss highschool.
  • Mar 25 2009 8:17 PM


    baby tyler and my ugly face.


    p.s.

    i took this photo the other night in the pine barrens.



  • Mar 25 2009 3:50 AM

    I miss you...
  • Mar 15 2009 11:27 PM

    WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DEUCHEBAAAAG
  • Mar 7 2009 6:01 PM

    hang out with me soon PLZPLZPLZ.

    i'm free every monday and friday night.

    CALL ME.
  • Mar 2 2009 3:35 PM

    So, what's the verdict?
  • Feb 26 2009 11:12 PM

    Mikey's playing at the Stone Pony and I was wondering if you'd go with me?
  • Feb 26 2009 10:07 PM

    What are you doing the night of March 8th?
  • Feb 26 2009 9:16 PM

    the many faces of tyler:




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    you look cute in all of these, but i look kind of crazy, haha.
  • Feb 25 2009 7:30 PM

    you clearly forgot to mention the cosby show in your TV section.