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Check my vitals. The truth is vile, but vital to this cause. I've been held hostage.Mood: a marionette.. a marionette..at 8:13 PM Jun 27 view more

  • Jake Stephens

  • 21 / Male
  • Orem, Utah, US
  • Last Login: 7/12/2009

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Interests

  • General

    PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket Guitar, books, movies, girls, video games, snow boarding, downhill XC. uh.... thats pretty much it I think. Oh yeah, I love Dr Pepper.... and Jesus.
  • Music

    oh man.... into metal/core, cant really list the bands cause they always changing. BUT! out of sheer boredom i'll try!! ENJOIEEE!!! fyi these are just in the order i think of them in, not alphabetical, you silly.
    [3DaysGrace]
    [30SecondsToMars]
    [311]
    [Acceptance]
    [APerfectCirlce]
    [AStaticLullaby]
    [AFI]
    [AlexisOnFire]
    [Allred]
    [AliceInChains]
    [AlienAntFarm]
    [AmericanHiFi]
    [Anberlin]
    [AntiFlag]
    [Aquefrigide]
    [ArchEnemy]
    [ArmorForSleep]
    [AsILayDying]
    [AStaticLullaby]
    [Atreyu]
    [AugustBurnsRed]
    [AWayOfLife]
    [AvengedSevenfold]
    [Bayside]
    [BetweenTheBuriedAndMe]
    [BeyondGodsEyes(RIP)]
    [BleedingThrough]
    [BlindSide]
    [Blink182]
    [BloodBrothers]
    [BrandNew]
    [Breya]
    [Broke]
    [BurnThePriest]
    [Caliban]
    [Chiodos]
    [Clifton]
    [CoheedAndCombria]
    [Converge]
    [Copeland]
    [CradleOfFilth]
    [DaftPunk]
    [DashboardConfessional]
    [DeadPoetic]
    [DeathCabForCutie]
    [DockingStygianShores]
    [ElliotSmith]
    [Emery]
    [EvergreenTerrace]
    [FearBeforeTheMarchOfFlames]
    [FearFactory]
    [FromAutumnToAshes]
    [FromFirstToLast]
    [HawthorneHeights]
    [HopesFall]
    [Homegrown]
    [Inflames]
    [JimmyEatWorld]
    [JustAThought]
    [KillSwitchEngage]
    [LambOfGod]
    [LessThanJake]
    [Ligeia]
    [LolaRay]
    [LostProphets]
    [MarilynManson]
    [MatchbookRomance]
    [Mest]
    [MiserySignals]
    [MortalWounds]
    [MotionCitySoundtrack]
    [MyChemicalRomance]
    [MyAmericanHeart]
    [MXPX]
    [NewFoundGlory]
    [NineInchNails]
    [NoFx]
    [NormaJean]
    [OKGo]
    [Panic!AtTheDisco]
    [Pantera]
    [Paralax]
    [PlainWhiteTees]
    [PoisonTheWell]
    [Prodigy]
    [ReelBigFish]
    [ReturnToSender]
    [RipInTheBlindfold] ..
    [Saosin]
    [SavesTheDay]
    [Scarlett]
    [ScaryKidsScaringKids]
    [SensesFail]
    [SilverChair]
    [Silverstein]
    [SomethingCorporate]
    [SpitalField]
    [StoryOfTheYear]
    [SugarCult]
    [SystemOfADown]
    [TakingBackSunday]
    [TearTheseCitiesApart]
    [TheBled]
    [TheBeautifulMistake]
    [TheMarsVolta]
    [TheStartingLine]
    [TheTradeMark]
    [ThisLoveMachine]
    [Thursday]
    [ToNoAvail]
    [Thrice]
    [UnderOath]
    [Unearth]
    [VainlyExpressed]
    [YellowCard]
    I'm sure there's more my brain is just a little whithered due to the radiation. IF YOU SCUDS WANT SOME CULTURE IN MUSIC GO TO WWW.MYTANC.COM
  • Movies

    Team America, Constantine, Scary Movie 1/2/3, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, basically horror comedy movies, nothing involving sexually confused cowboys and chocolate pudding.
  • Television

    Presidential Campaigns, Family guy, Simpsons, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, again just the typical comedy shows.
  • Books

    I love to read. Fantasy is my genre of choice.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Orem
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 5" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Taoist
  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes

Blurbs

About me:

Mmm'FUCKAH!

Who I'd like to meet:

a g a n o m e b .
mmmy douche!

Comments

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  • xan

    Jul 14 2009 7:32 AM

    Jake... I miss the fuckin' old times in orem.. Going to work late and having a blast explaining our adventures to our supervisor.. I miss the times at the apartment before spencer/jessica moved in, I miss the times even before you moved out of the house... I miss ya dude. Big time. 

    latah
  • Jul 7 2009 4:08 PM

    dude!!! how goes it? what are you up too now days
  • Jul 7 2009 12:25 AM

    hey stranger!! It was great to see you Saturday!
  • xan

    Jul 6 2009 3:25 AM

    I quit smoking 3 weeks ago... :D

    latah
  • KiggleKeith N Online Now!

    Jun 28 2009 5:56 AM

    Dude i'm homeless now so any little thing i can get would be appreciated
  • KiggleKeith N Online Now!

    Jun 28 2009 3:03 AM

    when am i gonna get my money?
  • Jun 26 2009 2:13 PM

    haha. Oh, just the regular. You know, some drugs, some alcohol, some jail, some shitty friends, and shitty drama.
  • Jun 25 2009 11:53 PM

    DUDE! its been forever! what....do u hate us now....? :( how the hell have u been?
  • Jun 25 2009 2:09 AM

    well i will take tons of pictures for you to view!! so you will feel like you were there too hehe
    your not a walking disappointment, i love your amazing ness an fun ness boy!! haha
    me an dev will take lots of sexy pics in our outfits lol haha im playing.
    we both miss you tons btw
    how have you been hun? its been days lol
    <3 sunshine
  • Jun 24 2009 10:10 PM

    haha i guess lol
    um i dont have a phone anymore :( sorry
  • Jun 24 2009 9:21 PM

    You are not a dissapointment. You are amazing.
  • Jun 24 2009 7:22 PM

    im doing well, life is good.. how are you these days?
  • Jun 22 2009 1:52 AM

    ha. No nothing that awful. I just like, got into some bad things, lost my job, had to move home in shame etc.... Haha. hopefully i'll have enough money soon to move back :)
  • Jun 22 2009 12:56 AM

    JAKEY!
    come with us, me an devan want you to!!
    we miss you tons hun :)
  • Jun 17 2009 5:51 PM

    ooohhhh, im pretty awesome. So it'll be good.
  • Jun 17 2009 12:19 AM

    how are you mr jake
  • Jun 16 2009 3:38 PM

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  • Jun 14 2009 5:06 AM

    we miss you.
    come visit.
  • xan

    Jun 13 2009 12:27 PM

    Player 1: lolzzz I am Player 1!!!!! bwahahahahaha
  • Jun 2 2009 4:33 PM

    I'm gonna miss you, kid!
  • May 31 2009 11:24 PM

    heeeeyy :) i'm mylie. Nice to meet you. Tell me things?
  • May 21 2009 8:02 PM

    hmph. im having such a depressing day. i already bitched about it to heidi but its your turn to hear it now...


    first off i took poor fluffy kitty to the vet and she has a virus so i have to give her medicine twice a day & she hates me for it. its breaking my heart. 


    secondly i got home and checked on my 2 new snails that i got to clean pablo & THEY ATE HIM!!! :*(


    thirdly i was wearing my favorite pants today, one of the the few pairs that actually still fit me i might add....i finally decided to unpack....i bet down to put some stuff away & the entire crotch ripped open. :*( im getting too fat. uh.


    the end.

    haha.


    *muah* 

  • May 21 2009 5:26 AM

    haha so i watched it. its fuckin funny. 

    i watched a few other videos of theirs

    but that ones hands down the best lol.


    dont tell your friends or i'll say you're a

    slut. plus it was your fault you were

    rubbing my butt.


    kinda reminds me of the rolex sweep.


    & the one guy is rather attractive as well.


    how the hell did you find that video

    were you searching for 'jizz in my pants'?

  • May 21 2009 12:01 AM

    oh & you totally jacked one of my bottles!!! GRRRRRR. it's okay. i'll get over it. just get me drunk sometime to make up for it?? =D
  • May 19 2009 1:05 AM

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