.From Ireland. .20 and 5'8. .Hairdresser. .Eccentric/Pudding/Erratic. .I wear glasses.
Meow? .Black and "insert random colour here"hair. .Green/Brown eyes. .I love John. .I daydream a lot. .Dependant on liquid eyeliner. .I want a twin. .I think too much yet not enough. .I love to read. .My head weighs two bags of sugar. .I dislike stupid/ignorant people. .You wont learn anything about the real me here.
Laura - I got confused between an ostrich and a llama...which is which?
Laura - Has any one got vaseline? My lips are like two scabs =(
Jimbo - Ya need a bit of lube, some.. whats it again Me - K Y Jelly Jimbo - yeah some J K Welly...J Y Kelly... ahhh I cant say it
Me - XD there's a guy in the magazine called John Cheese Emma - OMG I'm gonna marry someone with the surname cheese....Emma Cheese....Mr. and Mrs. Cheese XD
Emma - Crap I forgot my scissors (a few hours later) Emma (writing a letter) Oh shit! I've a cut in now! What am I gonna do?!?! Me - O.O Calm down.. you can write it later... Emma - I've no scissors! Me - XD oh yeah
Emma - Come out early enough like I'll be out around 8, dependiong on when I'm home, tidied and drunk =D
Me - (In McDonalds looking at desert pics) What do they have? Lil' Mike - Ummm McFlurry, Apple Pie, Cookie and a Bagel thing Me - I think that's a donut XD
Me - With your polish housemates, Warsaw and whatver the other guy...Krackow =P Squeaks - Slavic and Martin XD That's like calling an Irish person Dublin O' Reilly Me - You know theres actually people called Mary Ireland XD
Me - (looking at squeaks scratching his beard) Beard lice O.o You could sell them to travellers...Johnny Ward was over yesterday for a quart of lice
Me - And then we got a beer full of trolleys.. *Emma and Squeaks laughing* Me - Whaaaat....XD Trolley full of beers XD
Emma - I ate that so quack...XD I meant to say quick but thought of fast at the same time haha quack
John - I'd love a pet tiger...why is that turning me on O.O
Laura - (talking about some guy who shat all over the house) It was like a small pony on a high fibre diet went running around the place..it really upsets me when people shit where they shouldn't
Laura - I've never seen the Matrix..or any of the Matrii
Emma - You'd be....what's the word I'm lookin for...dementicated.. Me - Demented? Emma - Yeah that =P
Willie - Anyone want some spring water? (vodka in a water bottle) Mike - How springy is the water? Wille - It's so springy it's sprung water!
Joanne - Edward Norton's hot in American History X, it's like ya wouldn't mind him hittin' you as long as he gave you a cuddle after =]
Squeaks - (drinking Desperado) oh my god this is so good! It's like the chili sauce in Subway...yes! Hot choli *queue me bursting out laughing* HOT CHILI! shutup I fuck up my words when I get excited =P
Guy at a party with a beer can top on his finger - Look at my ring! it's 24 carat Dutch Gold!
Me - (talking about a creepy guy texting me) so he was like "ooh I'll see you again soon ;) (winky face)" Tammy - ......why did he call you winky face..??? Me - Wha? oh no the smiley thing!! Tammy - XD
John - (in a club) You can tell the older women by their kneecaps...they're all saggy!
Will - We found a kitten and it was really cold so we put it in the oven at like 20 degress, it lived for two days but then its paw fell off and it died Me & Amelia - WHAT?!
Amelia - Did you ever see that tv show, I think it's called "Tidy up your House" or something Me - XD How clean is your house XD
Andy - You emo Me - (curled up in a ball on the bed) I'm not an emo, I'm an armadillo!
(Watching "The Thing") Guy in the movie - Oh no somebody got to the blood!! Greg - Awh no they didn't did they?!?!
Greg (on John's laptop) - Do you know his password?? Me - Nope Greg - hmmm child abuse =P
Janette (manager) - Are you back from your break now? Joanne (sitting down dossing) - Umm yeah I'm just...cleaning the floor...
(In work talking about fungal infestions and ingrown tonails =P) Me - Fungal is such a weird word..it's like an Irish name or something..Fergal O' Toole...Fungal O' Toole XD
Joanne - Isn't sneezing supposed to be one eighth of an orgasm or something? Me - Yeah supposedly haha, you do feel good after it like Joanne - I say we get some pepper and have ourselves a good night =p
Squeaks - (while I'm punching him) Get away with your conker knuckles!
Me - (after Squeaks threw a bag of bread in my face) Owwwww it hurts Squeaks - At least it wasn't toast!
Squeaks - Seb you're being retarded Seb - I'm not being retarded, I'm not throwing up!
Seb - Gimme your glasses you blonde kike
Seb - Give a guess to my cure for colds and the flu...hot whiskey and Oxo!
Seb - Tara was there, she was there and then she gone Squeaks - Was she gone back yonder?
Squeaks - (with a mouthful of pringles) Go park Me - Coke?? Squeaks - Crouch?!?! Me - XDXDXD
Squeaks - Crouching Pringle, Hidden Crouch
Me - (looking at a tattoo)That looks like the boyfriend my gun has on his arm
Edel in work - Last night I asked my little brother "what did the horse say to the one legged jockey? How ya gettin on?!" then I told him to say it to Dad and he said "What did the horse say to the one legged jockey Dad? How're ya doing?" Us - XDXDXDXD
Me - (to John)All the gay lads will be coming on to you and I'll be all like stop trying to get in my boyfriends france!! (I meant to say pants hahah)
Me - Can we go see the Sex and the City movie?? John - No >_< It's just gonna be like la la la I'm a big slut and I like shoes la la la Me - XD My kinda movie
Me - Is Londis still open? Sinead - Just give me a mintute Me - (being deaf and all) You're not wearing pants?!?!
Carol (to a guy in a Motorhead tshirt - Dont motorhead me with your face, ya bollocks
John - (looking at Steve's phone) Why is your background on your phone of your back? Steve - I never get to see my back so I got someone to take a pic of it for me =]
Random drunk old man - I like the front of your estate
Maria - What's his number? Me - (playing with a biscuit tray on my head) I LIKE TO WEAR HATS >__< Maria - XDXDXDXD
Me - (at Oxegen giving people dessert names) Maria can be TiaMaria....even though it's not a dessert, I'll be CremeCaramel, Flan can be Flan and John can be...BLACKFOREST GATEAUX!!
Some guy at Oxegen singing YMCA - Young man........you're far too young..
John - Feed the squirrels, let them know its dinner time (Feed the world =P)
John - (slagging a HIM fan) And if I die before I wake I pray Tall John my cat to raaape
Rah - (looking at me take loads of stuff out of my handbag) Jesus, you're like Mary Poppets (bursts out laughing)Mary Poppins Me - Mary Pockets?!?!? XD
Me - (Talking about the lypsynching in Ratatouille)It's really good but then again I suppose its kinda easy with the nurmal turking (normal talking) Rah - XD
Me - (watching WW2 camp footage, a digger driving over bodies) Ohmygod O.O *shields eyes* Rah - What? They're just emaciated corpses... Me - 'Cause I see those everyday!
Me - I think its kinda bad that people like Posh spend so much money on clothes they only wear once, and alot of them are mank...I think I'm gonna go into fashion design and make *big hand gesture* Rah - CLOTHES FOR AFRICA!!!
Dad - If I started drinking at half 7 I wouldn't know whats going on by 9
Maria - Did you call Gary? John - I couldnt get through to him...whoever he is =P
Me - I've a missed call from you Dad - Oh that was me Me - LMFAO XD
(Rah and I are talking in my room at about 12.30am) Dad - (bursts in the door) You're keeping the whole house awake!! Me - You're not even gone to bed yet o.O Dad - oh-hahahaaaa *really stupid laugh and slides out the door*
John - Have you seen the "Putting holes in happiness" video? Me - (with food in my mouth) Mrryaaa John "mrryaaa" hahaha who's special needs now OMG Apop are online!! Letsgosayhello ^_^ John(looking at the shaved parts on my head) - Baldy Carmel Jack =D (Derived from "Nudey Father Jack" in Father Ted)
Wayne - Modesty is closed (I hear "I wanna see the ghost") Me - What ghost!?!
Rah's Mom - I love the way you cut her (Rah) hair, it opens up her face a lot more, it was hidden behind all that hair, she's a little face on her like a button mushroom Me and Rah - XDXDXDXD
(I'm blowdrying Rah's hair for her) My Dad - I'll be back in half an hour Rah - Did I hear something about spaghetti bolognase?? Me - The Avon lady?!?!
Wayne - I walk everywhere,I'm like Sinead O Connor Me - Does she walk everywhere?? Wayne - Yeah....wait no I meant Sonia O Sullivan XD
Me - Come along young David Dave - (not paying attention) Thank you...wait..what?
Wayne - (after I put on my sunglasses cuz my eyes are all red and watery from laughing so hard) Carmel are you crying?? "No I'm on drugs!!!" XD
Wayne - My ace-hole's relaxed ^_^
Matt - I love those really big crisps you get in Indian restaurants that you put all the food on... Me - They're called poppadoms XD
andRah - Apple pie for meee, apple pie for youuu, apple pie cuz we're good, apple pie wooo ^_^
John - I'm thinkin of all the things I can do with my car =] Like drive...
Manzin - I just shaved my legs for the first time in ages and I smell of baby powder(aaawh ^_^)
Rah - I'mma wear you like a bearskin rug Me - People dont wear bearskin rugs o.O
Rah - That Boom guy does...Pat Boone.. XD
Me - XDXDXDXD Daniel Boom
John - There's a club in Poland called RockRock Greg - And the music's like Pebble Pebble =D
Me - (shaving john's head) I'll start off with an 8blade then go round with a 4 John - Yes I know I used to be a boy like...I cant believe I just said that haha I used to be a boy, now I'm a goose =D
Emmen - Spudulike (Spudoolickay)
Emmen (looking at shoes with yellow splodges on them in TK Maxx) Those shoes look like a teletubby exploded all over them.. Tubby tustard *BOOM* =D
Steven - (to Emmen) you've got a spongy bum Emmen - Stick my bum out the window! Matt - I'd love a cream bun...
Emmen - It's a quarter past 12!! Steven - No its not its quarter to 11 o.O
Emmen - God you people are crap -_-
Emmen - (out on the balcony) ooh there's so many men out here (Steven comes out onto the baclony) fuck off!
Emmen - I'm hungry....someone defrost a pie or something..
(Someone's phone is vibrating on the table) Emmen - It's gonna fall off that thing over there! whats it called again >_< table!
Matt - This is like the passion of the Christ only worse...I'd take the cross any day!
Emmen - Jesus rocks
Matt - Only when its windy =D
Matt - (looking at the candles that spell ELECTRA on Steven's cake) Who's EETALKR??
Emma - I'm too fat to be emo Lady voice in the lift - Going Down
Emmen - Dirty bitch!
Matt Bang!..and the coursework is gone
Ashy - Doesn't Chester Bennington have thoat cancer?? John (mumbling)...great big mug of coffee...
John - They're the Skinny rejects o.O
Me - I want mammy Tayto >_< Tir na nOg!!!
(John and Mortiis are talking and Madonna comes on the radio) Me - OMG I love this song *runs away dancing* Mortiis - Is she ok O.o
Cat - Im over 18 but I no have ID I'm in the band Deathstars, we just played here in the Voodoo Lounge
Bouncer - I dont care ye're not getting in
Bald Guy - Come on just let them in, they're over for the day from Sweden, I'm the tour manager Cat - Ive no money John - I've money Cat - Great!!
John - Conas atá tú m means how are you
Cat - Donas what?
John - Conas atá tú
Me - Then tá mé go maith means I'm good
Cat - *laughs* tá mé means fuck me in Swedish
Skinny - Let's go somehwhere else John - we'll take you to Fibbers Skinny - Fwhat?? Me and John - Fibbers F I B B E R S Skinny - Fibres?!?!
Random Finnish guy - Why do you like guys in make up??
Me - Cuz they're pretty Christina - Cuz they're sexy Chantelle - Cuz they're hot (All at the same time XD)
Me - My bed's all smooshy and broken Matt - ...Mine's good
Steve C - Come to trinity rooms with me Amelia - No I've no one to go with
Rah - (to me)When you die i'mma wear your skin so I can be prettyfull too
Me - Mmmm I had a piece of slizza for lunch (slice of pizza XD)
Amelia - (being given a piggy-back by John) Haha my vagina's on your back
John - I'm black! Cathy - Your the most anemic black person I've ever seen!!
Amelia - How much is cider? Me - (not paying attention) OK!
Me - Aaah there's something in my hair >_< its either goo, snot or hairspray >_<
Amelia - (looking at the emergency hammer thing on the bus) Oh cool we get to break the glass if something happens!!
Me - (with my arms across my shoulders) My arms are like an upside-down W Rah - An M perhaps? Me - HAHAHAHA aaah I'm retard XD
Mom - Why didnt you want to see "The last king of Scotland" Me - Cuz i'm sick of movies about African military Mom - Why what movies have you seen?? Me - Hotel Rwanda and that movie that the guy from Schindler's list is in with Rachel Weiss Mom - Forrest Gump???
Amelia - A butterfly nearly killed me today, it flew out from under the couch really fast and nearly gave me a heart attack, I'm lucky to be alive!!
Orla - These markers smell like brandy...
Amelia - (Talking about Byron) He's like a house in a leather jacket
Amelia - Problem, I've no money Me - Problem, SHUTUP
Matthew - shooshWHAAAT???
Lady in HMV - Have you got the Pussycat Dolls album? HMV girl - Sorry we're sold out of Pussy...cat Dolls *cue the whole shop laughing*
John - I'd be the best zombie ever, "aaah dont eat me"........ok......I dont know where I'm going with this story..
Me - How's the bullimia JohnnyC - Good..........wait...I'm not bullimic O_o
Ms Leddin - Whats the plural of buffalo? Conor - Buffaloes....buffalo....buffali?
Adelle - I've creed stuck in my head.. Me - You've a crayon stuck in your head????
JohnnyC - (looking at the word thermometer) Whats a thermo meter?
Chris - Girls and their crazy menstrual things....ah I want some minstrels...
Me - Yay 4 doss classes next Emily -You've got Ms Clohessys glasses????
Ms Leddin - Caroliiiiine
Mr O'Catháin - After the irish oral, the examiner will sit back and think oh they were good...*cue everyone bursting out laughing*
Amelia - Iral orish (irish oral)
Johnny C - (after chem test) Aaaah why didnt you tell me W. Crooks made up the electron!!
Me - (Looking at chris's drawing of Louis armstrong)You can use that for your jazz theme Chris - Aha,now I see........trees of green, red red roses too =P
Daddy - (sitting in the car, in traffic looking around) Is that a Muslim??? Me - Dad..thats a fat woman in a coat O_o
Cathy - Has any one got a plain fag lads???
John - (Playing with an elastic band) It'd be so cool if things disappeared when you put things over the ...whooosh!!
John - What's that song "oh Brooklyn"?? Me - ....."Put your hands up for Detroit"?? John - Yeah thats the one =P
Me - Dasid Haffelhoff
Me - I've shrunk a year in the last inch
John(in Pa's) - ...and he broke the bread, gave it to his disciples and said *knocks over a lighted candle* OH SHITEHAWKS
John(drunk, to Phi) - What're you, the secretary of France????
Amelia - I cant believe I'm tipsy already...or maybe I'm not tipsy...it's cuz the hyperness is interacting with the nnnnalcohol
Amelia - Ahhh I'm not 18 til May >_<
Me - Aren't ya lucky you've got me to buy stuff for you Amelia - I'm lucky I married ya when I did =P
Greg (at the debs looking at mushy croutons in his soup) - My soup's full of.....soft...
Amelia - I wont get served cuz of the uniform
Me - You wont get served cuz you're a unicorn?!?! O_o
John - I wanna get one of those polio-graphy cameras
Me - O_o
John - You know the ones where the picture comes out whn you take it...
Me - Ooooh a POLAROID camera =P
John (playing with my dreads) - Raaawr I'm a snake!
Me - Lol what ARE you doing??
John - Playin' cowboys and indians with your hair =)
Me (to Rah) - How big is your tongue bar??
Rah's Mommy - What did you just say about a wigwam!?!
Rah - Dún na Nos (Ros na Rún) =P
Me(to Johnny,looking at his journal) - Why are there boxes all over the pages?
Johnny - Amelia drew aload of swastikas so I had to turn them all into windows =)
Mike - There's something on your face there John....oh wait it's Carmel
(In a bar with Rah and some drunk Iranian guy)
Me - We're leaving now
Drunk guy - Have a wonderful time where ever your going... and dont forget to ring 1911
Me - Why? What's 1911?
Drunk guy - I dont know....but someone will probably answer...
John (singing BEEP by Pussycat Dolls) - I dont give a fuck keep lookin' at my wooo!!
Amelia - He looks like Napoleon BonaparteDYNAMITE!!
Johnny - I want se....segragation amongst the races in this school.. wait that's way worse!!
My granny's friend - I didn' fall and break my hip, my hip broke and I fell!!
Me - Fuck sake
Adelle - Ah you sound like john, your turning into him!!All you need is another 5ft
Amelia - Ewh why would she have 5 feet?
Jamie - I think I see Sinéad!!!(looks out the window)...wait no its a black woman..
*cue laughter*
Me - I'm putting that in the box
John - Oh you made it into her box!
*cue laughter*
Johnny(really hyper before a chem exam) - Aaah count up all the neutrons in 7 and you get.....SODIUM!!
John - Home home on the range, Where the deer and the antelope....mange???
Amelia - You'd laugh at anythin!
(I hear "you'd laugh at anthony)
Me - (totally confused) who's anthony???
Amelia - What the fuck is up with that song "Limerick you're my Lady?" You might as well be sayin' Kansas you're my girlfriend, or London you're my woman, or Belfast you're my wife, or SouthHill your my byore
Johnny - Oh ya and in the end King Kong gets killed by planes
Jason(annoyed cuz he didn't know the ending) - Thanks
Johnny - I said planes, not tanks
Johnny (after gettin his chem test back, sees an x and a tick beside one question) - An x and a tick!!?!?! what the fuck am I meant to do with that!?!?!
Mr Shortt(in art) - blahblahblahblahDOOOOMEblahblahblahblah ROOOOMEblahblahblahblahDOOOME IN ROOOOME...
Me (looking at my bondage cuff) - Look at all the shit underneath it!
Amelia - Did you just say "holy shit i'm a lantern!!?"
Johnny (reading a chart in Chemistry) - The Importance of being Ernest!!?
*puts on his glasses*
Oh the importance of plants and animals!!
****Amelia Quotes****
JEEEEEZUSS!!
Holy muck of Ireland!!
I'm from texas.. (in N.I. accent)
This is shit...your shit...I'm more woman than you'll ever be(in N.I. accent)
Jakers shamie boy!!
Are you serious??!
****Amelia's Mom****
Well I've ever seen the beat of it!
The french smoke like troopers!!
(Amelia's sleepover, Silvia got up and got dressed really early)
Amelia's mom - Oh you must be fresh as a daisy!!!
(I'm eating some pringles)
Rah - Gimme some crimples...
Me (thinking to myself while eating a slice of bread) This bread reminds me of sandwiches......
Aoife - We've to go to the Scandinavian exhibition
Me - We've to go to the sandwiches and navy??
Amelia(choking on a piece of bread) - Aaah it's lodged in the lower...throat of mine..!!
Me - Why're you getting up?!
Amelia - To desposit my littu..? (to dispose/deposit my litter...i think)
Amelia(on the plane to England) - oh my Gord!!!
Amelia(at the end of the flight) - Aren't we supposed to clap now..?
Me - hahaahah NO
*Everyone starts clapping really loudly*
Johnny(at breakfast in the hotel) - Aaah we're Irish, yes....we drink the milk straight from the cow....and we eat the potato straight from the...tree??
Aoife and Phionagh(in art) - Think of a good slogan to promote healthy eating..
Me - Um.....McDonalds, McDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a heart attack...??
Johnny - What do you call those dried scented flower things...pot purry..?
(Amelia sitting outside a theatre in Stratford reading out names from the list of actors while I'm putting on make up)
Amelia - Sally Tatum
Me - Santiation!??!
Me - I think i hear some geese!!
Amelia - That's someone tlking into a microphone...retard..
Me - You still have to get my stuff from jasons..
Steve/Usami - Sorry ive just been so drunk lately
John(shouting up at Ian) - Are you deaf?!?!?!
Ian - WHAT!? I CANT HEAR YOU!!!!
Me - Wouldn't it be funny if your brother came downsatirs and his head was shaved??
Amelia - Oh my god that'd be the so!!
Me(semi drunk to a group of lads outside La Chique) - Ooh going lapdancing are we??
One of the lads - yeah what time do you start?
Chris - What's wrong with you period face...yeah I've got YOU sussed....
Chris - why do Belfast women live under the sea?
Amelia - Why do Belfast women live under the sink?
John - I love your lack of eyebrows
Amelia - Orange clothes should be free cuz no one buys them!!
Some girl the bus - I got drunk and none of my nails fell off!!
Chris - Someone wrote HIV in the table...that's so stupid....And the V doesn't even look like a V, it looks like an exclamation mark...
Me - Maybe its says hi!
Chris - No it doesn't!! oh.......wait yeah it does lol
Adelle - Ms. Clohessy looks really happy today
Me - Maybe she got married of something
Emily - Or maybe she got Botox
Johnny - Guess what I did at the Lodge on Saturday night??
Me - What?
Johnny - A girl heheehheee
Me(to Adelle) - You've got eyeliner on your nose..
Adelle - oh yeah hahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahaah.....what?!?!
Me(to Amelia in RE) - Did he say a holy breakfast??
Amelia - You should've been listening!!! You dont pay apension in class...hahahah apension!!
(Me, Adelle, and Emily and half the music class trying to remember the fat kid's name from Matilda)
Me - aaaah its something bog something!!!
Ms. Clohessy - shhh!
Adelle - Is it Brian??
Me - aaah no its something aaaaaaaah!!
(10 mins later)
Aisling - BRUCE BOGGTROTTER!!!!!!!
I wrote Anal leak on my art book and Amelia thought it said Anal Nazi
(Me and Adelle and Samy are walking down to Lexes slighlty drunk eating skittles)
Adelle - Lets leave a scail of trittles!!!!
(few mins later)
Adelle - Are you a heavyweight or a wightlate
Emily - We make a great team.... Oh look, Eric Clapton!!!
Me - You mong!
Emily - Isn't a Mong some kind of fish???
Me to Adelle in school - what've we got next??
Adelle - LIFE!!
Me & Adelle - LIFE!!! aaahh-aaahhh saviour of the universe!!! du-du-duduuu
(Me, Adelle, Amelia and Silvia in the bathrooms in school, Silvia's talking about a chain she bought her BF for their anniversary)
Silvia - It's big but not like a big gold knacker chain..
Amelia - Bling bling c'mereiwantchaaaa..chain
Mr Moore(vice pricipal) - (under his breath) ooh janey-mac we've no lockers left...
Cassie - I have to go to the garbage can!
(I hear "I have to go to the garden Pam!)
Me - My name's not Pam...!??!
Some random guys in town (to me and Maria) - AAAHHHH WITCHES!!!
Me & Maria - ARRRRHARRHARRR....wait we're not pirates!?!?!
Me(to John) - Aaah turn off the news
John - When's your period
Me(confused look) ??!?!
Maria's mom walking past us at maria's brother's 21st - .....she might rape you AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....
Maria - She's not able to! She's too young!!
Rah - I like under my arm.....It's warm...
*me imitating some song* Blah blaaah the aapopolix....hahahahaahahhaaaaaaaaa
I meant apocolypse :P
Hans- Did I tell ya what my Dad's makin?
Me- Your Mother
Hans- No that's what he's doing
Hans(talking about red bull)- This a-sexts your fect drive
Amelia(after catching her reflection in a shop window)- AH for FUCK sake!! I LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN LEMON!!!
Are you going to barbara squaaaaaaaaaare...la la laaaaaaaaa rasberry and piiiieeeee - Are you going to scarbouough fair
John - I like rubbin' my knob off things
Rah - I'm sprinklingthesaltonmybroccoli
Car - Are yoooou sprinklingthesaltonyourbroccoli??!??
Rah - I'm sprinklingthesaltonmybroccoli
Me(with my funnel ear-trumpet) - I'M SORRY DEAR YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK INTO THE TRUMPET O_O
Me to Rah - ooooh I funneled your elbow 0.o
The cat died... KURT COBAIN... O_O
Limerick knackers - ah was he lukin at me? Ah gawd...
Me (to Rah) - BOO O_O
Rah (about 30 seconds later) - AH *sudden hand movement*
Me - (startled) FUCK >_< *giggles*
Me - I didssssnt -how I ever got an *s* lisp into the word "Didn't" I'll never know... ^_^ oh well it was funny
My Daddy in Eddie Rockets - It's like I'm eating a field, It's like i'm eating a field out of a paper bag -
Rah - Tamples Norman (Normal Tampons =P)
I'm riiiding to bike in my tooown (I'm riding my bike into town) [strawberry pancake song]
Me - He letter bet me stay over (He better let me stay over)
Rah - Hillo pittle, this is kot you're black (Hello kettle this is pot, you're black =P)
Me - Whim-slips life (Will Smiths Wife)
[in a piss-take english accent] Me- I burrrnt me fishfingaas
RahRah - didya buuurrnn ya fishfingaas [repeat gradually getting higher in pitch
Me - Me chickin tastes like fish... and i've fwree po-tay-toes
So what if we have the same brother... toniiiiiight I'm gonna fuck my mooooooooother - Piss-take of "Not Another TeenMovie" song, brother and mother are wrong way round [thanks to RahRah]
Me - What houseschool tereotope are you? (What highschool stereotype are you?)
If you have no daughters give them to your sons... one-a penny two-a penny HOT CROSS BUNS 0.o
the boooooooaaatts are-gone.... the fiiiiiiiiiiissssssssh are-gone.... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrree'd they gooooooooo?..... I DUNNNNOOOOOO.... O_O
Kisses fur meeee... Kisses fur 0o0o... I'll have a kiss... 0o0o have one toooooo [sung to the tune of "Duff beer for me"]
Me - Arya right dere Markel Arya right? (John said Charlie at the same time I said Michael and it came out Markel =P)
Mary Clarence Bobby-Joe Sarah Rah RahRah Mary-Joe-Michel-Darby [ Rah's new name O_O]
Broccoli Pole
Sacrificial Broccoli
Rah - Jote and his tetley coloured hoho (Joseph and his technicoloured dreamcoat =P)
Arra shutup wouldja???!!
Me - Oh I have ice-cream [RahRah- you have a shotgun] I've ice-cream, i like ice-cream ^_^
her name was rahrah
da da
and she had a lesbian friend called carcar
da da
and his name was scott
da da
and his mate jonny had a big cock
da da
god damn it was like a giant ham
da da
and then when he undid his pants
da da
it was so big it reached france
da da
he couldnt even get it through a funnel
da da
so he had to take the euro tunnel
da da
because we all knew scoot was gay gay
da da
RahRah - WITH JJ DA DA
MEOW
but it was so huge
da da
that it poked right through the
da da
gitchy gitchy ya ya
da da
moulin rouge
DA DAAAAAAAAAAAA
but they wouldnt let it past
da da
so instead it ended back up in ireland
da da
and it went up
da da
car car's ass
and the moral of this story
da da
was that car car wanted more-ey
and even so he would suppose
da da
it went up her ass and through her nose
[Intermission] ehm hide all that [intermission done ^_^]
da da
because if you dont
da da
its me she'll twat
da da
and rahrah's head was
da da
RED
because when it went through CarCar's nose she sort of bled
da da
on rahrah's head
da da
because you think im
da da
mr fit because im not blonde or called
da da
mr brad titt
DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
w00p JJ ^_^ (Chorozon)
Rah - Glurifid Purn Ship (Glorified porn shop)
Me - Boys dont like girls, Boys like boys
EVERYONE LIKES BOYS!!!
Me and Cassie - GARY DONT STAND UP OR YOU'LL GROW A VAGINA...
Soya beans..
(Liz is combing her moms hair, liz's mom is 90 and deaf)
Liz - Wheres your parting
Mom - WHAAAT PARSLEY
(My granny talking about one of her teachers)
And we had her for maths, and she was a right BITCH godforgiveme...
Billys discount stooore...
Glasgows bowels are on the mooooooove O_O
*cazz 'n' sazz helping sazz's mom go through sheets for her presentation*
How many faecal impactions have YOU got??
To prove moi ist deaf:
Emily Tan shouts - YOU DEAF CHILD
I hear "Step child" and turns around and say - I'M NOT YOUR STEP CHILD
Religion Class - Brian "People arent like seeds"
Ms.Cribbon - How do you mean, were you always that size?
I hear "32C? 'were you always that size??' what?"
Amelias dad is a mathmatician
I hear - "Amelia's dad is a magic magician?"
RahRah shouts upstairs - "I'm boiling my laces"
I hear - she's oiling her braces?
To prove meine mom ist going deaf:
Me - I think i'm going deaf
My mom - You want to wear your hair in plats?
Carmuhl eeeea burgahrr
hismittuntights...
em...
Chicken lolipop
PointyPurplePhlowers
Me and Rah drunk on MSN =P
"It says he's temorarily unavailable... YOU'RE TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE... now fer ya... it says he's temperly... temp... hahaha unbibbble.." (Cazz'n'Sazz drunk)
"no he's semi-naked... O_O NAAAAAAKED ahahahaha"
Rah - "Yea I'm dying my hair purple *rahrahs mom continues to read the paper*...
rahrahs mom - You're what?
rahrah - Yea I'm gettting my clit pierced
rahrahs mom - YOU'RE PURPLE WHAAAAAAT? O_O"
Me - Who's a lesbian?
Rahrah - Your mudda
Me - My mothers a lesbian?
Gay drunk David (40) - BERNIE YOU'RE A LESBIAN O_O
We laughed... we cried... we danced a merry dance
you're funny...hehe funny lookin'
SMOP
*le sigh*
*pokela*
ninnies - knickers
Knickerknockerknory
you're queer... queer as folk...
Feek
Da'tunezzz
Oh da mega mockey HEY
Ya go'in down da siúls wit da bockle o buckey hey
aH
Oh i'd feek her boyssss...
OH
John - Oh crap i cant lie on my stomach now O_O
waaatcha
Rah - Aidans GAYE... wth his LOVER
Rah - WHASSAT?
HALF A WOODLIE O_o
Rah - peni... CLITORI...
Alan - myus.... LOOK AT ME LOOK HOW TALL I AM... YOU STOP STOP STOP DYING...
Alan - if Clarice is travelling at 10mph and I'm travelling at 20mph how long will IT TAKE TO EAT HER LIVER....
Alan - and NOW young jedi YOU WIL DIIIIIE....
Andrew (drunk) - race... its a RAAAAAAAAAAACE...
Andrew (drunk) -
Carmel
Sarah
Carmel
Sarah
Carmel
Sarah
ASSS
Andrew (drunk) - againsomething something something
AND I'M FEELIN KINDA PHUNKY CAUSE I'M FROM DA WESS SIIIIIDE....
indeed... Toorah....
BUTTTTTER VOUCHERS O_O
Chiggin pot piiiiiie
John - Niggur Puuuuuuuuudin
Rah - "Yea Carmel Staunton has a really fluffy hood
*John looks confused* - CARMEL SHANAHANS FLUFFY HOLE??? O_O"
My Mom - I bought pork ribs in McInerny's for dinner
Rah's Mom - Are they there in McInerny's?!
My Mom - they do be there so they do!
Rah's Mom - DOOOOOOOO THEY!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? ^_^
Rah in supervalu - Wud'ya luk at de boootiful flowers...
Jimmy crack corn and i dont care, jimmy crack corn and i'm not there, we built this city on rock and roll... something something DAY
********COWL********
i have DECIDED, that "Robert Smith" of the CUUUUUUURE... is *VintagE*
MYOW
like a christmas ham
John drunk^_^ - COUNTRY ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAADS TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME TO THE PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE I BELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG....
Like a phox... like a phox on a bicycle... like a phox on a bicylce at christmas IN THE SNOOOOOOW...
GWAN DE TOWN
and its no nay never *carcar claps* no nay never no more and they PLAAAAAAAAAAAAY the wild rover no nay never NO MOOOOOOOOOOOOORE.... and its no nay never... etc
Me - (a word I invented by pressing random buttons on my phone ^_^) defoomomomoomomofeedededefeedee
"There once was a little mushroom named Malcom...
all his little mushroom friends slagged him...
one day Malcom committed vegicide...
Moral of the story... Malcom was infact *Brian* the banana"
Je n'ai pas du chocolat *pop*
Finden sie madchen heis??
NEIN... JAAA... Ich auch nict ^_^ (squeaks 'n' co.)
You have nice booobs (hahaha John drunk again)
Cripple chylde
Mollycoddle *coddlesyourmolly*
Me - Whats the theme tune to Supermacs?
RahRah - *thinks*.... SuuuuuupeeeerVaaaaaallluuuuuu... shopping as it should beeeeee
em...
She'd hair like a nigger... she'd no sort of figure, her waist and her wig were no more to be seen... and Donigens daughter from uuuuuunder da waaather.... two pins wuda boughther in Balllyporeeen
thickening of the waist due to menopause ****the photographs your boyfriend took****... Sugar *jutts hip in a circular motion*
ITS WHISPER QUIET....
Rah - Shut up and get your tongue pierced...
Ag siul are an trá ag brathnú ar Finnbar...doodoodoo *cue carcar clapping* doodoodoodoo
We are special we're the only ones we're the only ones we know, doodadoodoodoo we can hump all day dootdootdootdootdoot Feeling GROOOOVEY
Thanx for addin my page 2 ALL POT WEED GREEN TREE MARY JANES AND
MARY JOES PLEASE ADD MY PAGE AND SUPPORT ALL MARIJUANA USE PLANT THE
GREEN AND SAVE THA TREES
i had to book all my holidays off ages ago to get summerdarkness and stuff i have to book another holiday today because we have a gig on aug 21st that i didnt even know about :P what did you get upto this weekend just gone?
im good thanks love theres not much news though except that we got the whole combichrist tour in england so thats pretty cool yep infest is a shame but summer darkness is on :)
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