Nincompoop
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Female
22 years old
Lawrence, Kansas
United States



Last Login:7/19/2008
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    Nincompoop's Interests
General
~ 1969 Chevy Chevelle SS396
~ Action figures
~ Adolphe-William Bouguereau
~ Anti-heros
~ Antiques
~ Alphonse Mucha
~ Badgers, mushrooms & snakes
~ Baroque architecture
~ Being a stalker
~ Being annoying/obnoxious
~ Being with my family because they have the best stories
~ Black leather masks
~ Body modifications
~ Books
~ Bruce@bruce-campbell.com
~ Cai Guo-Qiang
~ Cartoons
~ Caryatids
~ Cheesy horror movies
~ Claude Monet
~ Concerts
~ Double bass drum/kick
~ Edgar Degas
~ Fainting goats
~ Freddy Mercury's voice
~ Flying buttresses
~ George Carlin's philosophies
~ Harry/Snape
~ Hippos with back noodles
~ Horrormerch.com
~ John Waterhouse
~ Karo syrup with red food coloring
~ Leopard print
~ Local band scenes
~ Lunchboxes
~ Magic harps, saws & boots
~ Maxfield Parrish
~ Meaningless internet surveys
~ Michelangelo
~ Milky pirates
~ Mitch Hedberg references
~ Nightmare boxes
~ Paintings of Ophelia
~ Piercings
~ Pierre-Auguste Renoir
~ Potter Puppet Pals
~ Random movie quoteage
~ Raziel (Legacy of Kain)
~ Red red kroovy
~ Rococo architecture
~ Roman sculptures/architecture
~ Rusty spoons
~ Sad crying clowns in iron lungs
~ Safety pins
~ Salvador Dalí
~ Shiny things
~ Stand up comedy
~ Stick ponies
~ Taco flavored kisses
~ Tattoos
~ Vaulted ceilings
~ Versailles, France
~ Victorian architecture
~ Wikipedia is love
~ Winchester Mystery House
~ Zack Galafanikis's beard
Music
~ American Head Charge
~ Amon Amarth
~ Apex Twin
~ Apocalyptica
~ Arch Enemy
~ Bach
~ Beethoven
~ Behemoth
~ Bloodhound Gang
~ Chimaira
~ Coal Chamber
~ Continent of Ash
~ Crisis
~ Danny Elfman
~ David Bowie
~ Devil Driver
~ Diskreet
~ Down the Sun
~ Dry Kill Logic
~ Electric Dream Machine
~ Fear Factory
~ Foo Fighters
~ Frank Zappa
~ God Head
~ Gorillaz
~ Ill Nino
~ In Flames
~ Janis Joplin
~ Jimmy Hendrix
~ Kathleen Battle
~ Lamb of God
~ Lynyard Skynyard
~ Machine Head
~ Marazene
~ Marilyn Manson
~ Mastodon
~ Metallica
~ Mudvayne
~ Mushroomhead
~ Nigel Kennedy
~ Nine Inch Nails
~ Oblige
~ 'Ol Musky
~ Pantera
~ Pink Floyd
~ Powerman 5000
~ Primus
~ Prodigy
~ Psyclon Nine
~ Queen
~ Rammstein
~ Red Hot Chili Peppers
~ Rob Zombie
~ Satyricon
~ Skinlab
~ Slipknot
~ Society 1
~ Soulfly
~ Static X
~ Stevie Ray Vaughn
~ Stone Sour
~ Strapping Young Lad
~ Suicide Commando
~ Suicide Silence
~ Superjoint Ritual
~ Sworn Enemy
~ System of a Down
~ That 1 Guy
~ Unstable
~ The Used
~ Vampire Mooose
~ Vivaldi
~ White Zombie
..
Movies
~ 21 Grams
~ 28 Days Later
~ 40 Year Old Virgin
~ About Schmidt
~ Ace Ventura
~ American Beauty
~ American History X
~ Anchorman
~ Angela's Ashes
~ Army of Darkness
~ Awakenings
~ Bad Santa
~ Basketball
~ Beetlejuice
~ Biodome
~ The Birds
~ Boondock Saints
~ Borat
~ Born on the 4th of July
~ Brazil
~ Brokeback Mountain
~ Bubba Hotep
~ Bubble Boy
~ Capitan Blood
~ Clerks 2
~ Clockwork Orange
~ Clue
~ Color Purple
~ Dead Alive
~ Dead Men Don't Wear Plad
~ Death to Smoochy
~ Detroit Rock City
~ Devil's Rejects
~ Don Juan DeMarco
~ Dumb & Dumber
~ East of Eden
~ Easy Rider
~ Edward Scissorhands
~ Elf
~ Empire of the Sun
~ The English Patient
~ Ever After
~ Evil Dead
~ Elephant Man
~ Eraserhead
~ Eternal Sunshine
~ Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas
~ Fiddler on the Roof
~ Fish Named Wanda
~ Fisher King
~ Finding Nemo
~ The Fountain
~ From Dusk Til Dawn
~ Full Metal Jacket
~ Ghost World
~ Girl Interrupted
~ Goin South
~ Hair
~ Halloween
~ Hamlet
~ Harry Potter
~ The Haunting
~ Hellraiser
~ House of 1000 Corpses
~ House of Wax
~ House on Haunted Hill
~ I Was A Male War Bride
~ Idle Hands
~ Immortal Beloved
~ In & Out
~ Indiana Jones
~ Interview with the Vampire
~ Jackass
~ Jakob the Liar
~ Jay & Silent Bob
~ Kill Bill Vol 1
~ Killer Klowns From Outer Space
~ Les Miserables
~ Liar Liar
~ Look Who's Talking
~ Lord of the Rings
~ Magdalene Sisters
~ The Major & The Minor
~ Man With The Screaming Brain
~ Man With Two Brains
~ Martin & Orloff
~ Men in Tights
~ The Messenger
~ Miracle Worker
~ The Mist
~ Monkey Business
~ Monty Python
~ Motorcycle Diaries
~ Night at the Roxbury
~ Night of the Living Dead
~ O Brother Where Art Thou
~ Office Space
~ Old School
~ One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
~ One Hour Photo
~ Once Bitten
~ Original Sin
~ Pan's Labyrinth
~ Painted Veil
~ PeeWee's Big Adventure
~ Perfume
~ Piano
~ Pink Floyd's The Wall
~ Pirates of the Caribbean
~ The Point
~ Powder
~ Rocky Horror Picture Show
~ Rosencrantz & Guildenstern
~ Saw
~ Scary Movie 4
~ Shape of Things
~ Shaun of the Dead
~ The Shining
~ Sid & Nancy
~ Sin City
~ Sleepy Hollow
~ Slingblade
~ Soldier's Girl
~ Superbad
~ Sweeney Todd
~ There Will Be Blood
~ To Kill a Mockingbird
~ To Wong Foo
~ Truth About Cats & Dogs
~ Valmont
~ Velocity of Gary
~ Very Bad Things
~ The War
~ War of the Worlds
~ Wedding Crashers
~ What's Eating Gilbert Grape
~ Wicker Man
~ Young @ Heart
~ Young Frankenstein
~ Zoolander
..
Television
~ Adult Swim
~ America's Funniest Home Videos
~ Courage
~ Foster's Home
~ Grim Adventures
~ It's Always Sunny
~ Jack of all Trades
~ Jackass
~ Kenny Vs Spenny
~ Penn & Teller's Bullshit
~ Project Runway
~ Queer as Folk
~ Reno 911
~ Team Sanchez
..
Books
~ The Alchemist - Coelho
~ Another Roadside Attraction - Robbins
~ Apt Pupil - King
~ As I Lay Dying - Faulkner
~ Blackwood Farm - Rice
~ Blood & Gold - Rice
~ Born on the 4th of July - Kovic
~ Boy's Life - McCammon
~ Choke - Palahniuk
~ Clockwork Orange - Burgess
~ Clown Girl - Drake
~ Color Purple - Walker
~ Diary - Palahniuk
~ Fear & Loathing - Thompson
~ Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates - Robbins
~ Fight Club - Palahniuk
~ Flowers for Algernon - Keyes
~ Geek Love - Dunn
~ Grapes of Wrath - Steinbeck
~ Golden Urchin - Brent
~ Green Mile - King
~ Harry Potter - Rowling
~ Haunted - Palahniuk
~ Heritage of Shadows - Brent
~ The Hobbit - Tolken
~ I Know This Much Is True - Lamb
~ If Chins Could Kill - Campbell
~ Interview with the Vampire - Rice
~ Invisiable Monsters - Palahniuk
~ Lasher - Rice
~ Life of Pi - Martel
~ Lullaby - Palahniuk
~ Make Love The Bruce Campbell Way - Campbell
~ Merrick - Rice
~ The Mirror - Millhiser
~ My Wicked Wicked Ways - Flynn
~ Odd Thomas - Koontz
~ One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest - Kesey
~ Perfume - Suskind
~ Rant - Palahniuk
~ She's Come Undone - Lamb
~ Snuff - Palahniuk
~ Survivor - Palahniuk
~ Tale of the Body Thief - Rice
~ Taltos - Rice
~ Queen of the Damned - Rice
~ Unpleasant Profession of Jonathan Hoag - Heinlein
~ Vampire Armand - Rice
~ Vampire Lestat - Rice
~ Violin - Rice
~ White Fang - London
~ Wish You Well - Baldacci
~ Witching Hour - Rice
Heroes
~ Ash Williams
~ Batman
~ Captain Jack Sparrow
~ Captain Peter Blood
~ Captain Spaulding
~ Hippies who stick flowers in guns
~ Lestat de Lioncourt
~ Ludwig von Beethoven
~ My grandparents
~ Pippin Took
~ Randall Patrick McMurphy
~ Severus Snape












Groups: Army Of DarknessBruce Campbell FanaticsDictatorship of Shy (and company)! Horror Movies Morgue !Horror CrowdPANTERA ARMYAvoidant Personality Disorder (AvPD)Chuck Palahniuk for President

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     Nincompoop's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Wichita, KS
Body type:5' 7" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Someday
Education:High school
Occupation:Caregiver
Income:Less than $30,000

   Nincompoop's Schools
South High
Wichita, KANSAS
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Clubs: GSA
 

2000 to 2004

   Nincompoop's Companies
Wichita Eagle
Wichita, Kansas US
Paper Girl
Commerical Line

03-04
Trinity In-Home Care, Inc.
Lawrence, KS US
Caregiver

March 07 - Present



Nincompoop believes in everything; nothing is sacred/believes in nothing; everything is sacred. (leaving in 9 days!)

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   Nincompoop's Blurbs
About me:

~wiltedrose369@yahoo.com ~ immortal_beloved_666@hotmail.com~
I am a freaking creep.
I am afraid of fish.
I am easily annoyed, but I love being on the other end.
I am indecisive, non-confrontational & a procrastinator.
I am the all seeing all dancing crap of the world.
I complain too much and do nothing about the situation.
I don't go to college.
I enjoy dying hair.
I go to writing group every Tuesday.
I had lunch with American Head Charge.
I hate when well known art is used in advertising.
I have a sick fascination with Budd Dwyer.
I have nothing interesting to say.
I have read 10 books this past 3 weeks.
I have selected my corner & written my name on the wall.
I have woken up with someone holding an axe over my head.
I laugh at things that shouldn't be funny.
I live for awkward moments.
I pierced my nose because Mercy had hers done.
I usually have something negative to say.
I voted for Kerry, Gay Marrage & the Downtown Arena.
I want to be a minimalist some day.
I want you bleeders.
I was a backseet passenger to a car that flew off a cliff.
I wish I wasn't so damned predictable.
I wish your body was not so warm to me.

Who I'd like to meet:
~ Avid concert attenders
~ Tall, dark, mysterious types


Never mind.
What I want is to be needed.
What I need is to be indispensable to somebody.
Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time,
my ego,
my attention.
Somebody addicted to me.
A mutual addiction.








   


   Nincompoop's Friend Space (Top 4)
Nincompoop has 137 friends.
 Chuck Palahniuk 


 That 1 Guy 


 CONTINENT OF ASH (playing MAYHEM FEST!) 


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Nincompoop's Friends Comments
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Jul 18 2008 8:10 AM

leebin in 10 days? where the fuck you think your goin???
Charity Jane





Jul 12 2008 4:41 PM

Hey, that little boy from Pet Cemetary 1 is on my friends list. His name is Nikko 2.
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The Rated R couple





Jul 10 2008 5:31 PM

you getting that new lamb of god dvd
I





Jul 6 2008 11:08 PM

mah shyt aint werkin? is ya derr? can ah cawl yas?! :^O
[[TuT♥TuT]]





Jun 30 2008 10:33 AM

WOW! Your legs were lookin schmexy!! Get in my belly??
mrs.brightsideツ





Jun 29 2008 2:33 PM

heyyyy
i sent you a group invite to Ghost Hunters, idk if you watch the show, but i was inviting everyone =]
the old group got deleted, so join plzzzz =]
'Chard





Jun 28 2008 5:12 PM

**POKE!!!**
That's right...In CAPS...cause you are long overdue DAMMIT! you know what, I really miss you. Hope all's well. hit me back...hard
I





Jun 20 2008 1:12 AM

Hey bernfucker. Im wakee and its 4 am here. But imsa gonna letjah sleepies :(

see, im nice
I





Jun 19 2008 1:54 AM

YOUR A BUTTMUCH AND AH HAYSYA!!! :(

well

ok

considering im gonna be gone all next WEEK, i guess i can forgive you. WHAT! A WHOLE WEEK WITHOUT EACHUDDER?!

...wtf are you gonna do with all that free time? jeeezzz... probably sit around cryinnnn... right? its gonna be HOOOrrrible
I





Jun 17 2008 10:17 PM

:| bleck
I





Jun 17 2008 10:13 PM

ooooh dont call yourself names! :(

but imna call youor self

on da phone.

my messanger no workee.

okeydokey?! :D
I





Jun 17 2008 10:07 PM

you know i'd never cheat on you... you scare me too much :|
I





Jun 13 2008 2:49 AM

fuken a-hole! :@ thats right! colin at!!! :-O
Crystal





Jun 12 2008 11:49 AM

Eh Im ok. No i havent talked to him in a little over a year.
Destructo Girl





Jun 9 2008 8:56 PM

Thanks for the link.
GIMME GIMME GIMME!
I





Jun 8 2008 6:27 PM

"okey-dokey :D" works :P
I





Jun 8 2008 5:52 PM

go fuck yourself like a non-dickbag.
:|
Melissa♥Macabre


Is Online


Jun 6 2008 4:31 PM

holy crap thats awesome
(psycho68)





Jun 5 2008 6:40 AM

WHAZZZZZZZZ UPPPPPPPPP???????
Jeremiah a.k.a ~Keysha Dumen~~





Jun 1 2008 11:31 PM

yeah, most people tried to walk around them, well the ones that weren't bitches
I





May 29 2008 3:45 AM

did you see YOU not appriciating my message and comments?! :| FUGOO!!!!!!!!

fuckin

try makin ya feel all gooey and shit inside and your just like "what the fuck dis shit fo, nikkuh?!"
♥ Steph ♥





May 28 2008 11:44 AM

Ma'am, can I see some license and registration please?

*sniff sniff*

Ma'am have you been drinkin tonight?


God, Jeremiah got these glasses while he was on vacation and apparently they were made to dwarf heads or something. I saw them sitting on the kitchen counter, giggled a bit, put them on, looked in the mirror, and "Ma'am, have you been drinkin' tonight?" was seriously the first words out of my mouth, and I didn't even realize I was sayin it.
I





May 28 2008 4:13 AM

well aint you just the beesneescatsass?! :|
Nimo!





May 24 2008 11:43 AM

haha ohh I've been preatty good since then :) obviously if I'm runnin around drunk in cookie monster underware yelling crank that spiderman! haha I've just been having fun :) how have you been?
Red





May 22 2008 9:58 AM

sounds like fun....... there is lots to do in flordia unlike wichita lol....
Sir Allen and the Bern Brigade





May 19 2008 11:30 PM

=^O ITS ME! ONLY CUT IN HALF!
I





May 17 2008 1:56 PM

this nigga love meh.
wtf
anonemouse





May 16 2008 11:55 PM

you hippie!
Mike D





Apr 28 2008 2:11 PM

That would be Jody.
I





Apr 26 2008 2:48 AM

i dont want him talking about your snooch either!!!!

... i guess its better than a straight guy though :-/ ... at least he has no use for it.
Samurai Koodii 死神





Apr 25 2008 9:03 PM

yep i got my dime
I





Apr 16 2008 2:44 AM

doode....

when i said to comment me, i didnt mean to send me a bunch of damn icons. they seem so... inpersonal.

dont you looooooove me?
NO 1 ELSE LIKE ME





Apr 14 2008 9:15 AM

what did you say ? lol i didnt understand...
Missy Lyn





Apr 10 2008 10:06 AM

lol I was like that looks like Gina's dinning room and then realized it was.
Looks a lot better!!
I





Apr 8 2008 8:38 AM

:^O choke comes out august 1st?

you HAVE to come now! we can see it togever :D lol
I





Apr 7 2008 9:16 AM

hey

guess what











were in love.

:^O


... god damnit.
Angel™