Number ones in my life..........GiGi, Tango, and Nubs!!
NEVER PASS UP THE CHANCE TO GET TIPSY
I will always pick hugs over kisses!!
Its not easy to make me mad... and when you do I suggest backing up, and never expect forgiveness!!
Music
ROCK is my favorite breaking benjamin Default O.A.R. dashboard confessional AFI crossfade hoobastank hawthorne heights seether nickelback nirvana panic at the disco linkin park puddle of mudd Some Rap/hip-hop From Smyrnadelphia... love that country!!
Movies
ANYTHING scary... im a sucker for chick flicks action is the best nothing is better than a good scream i hate when shit pops out blood isnt bad DISNEY sleeping beauty is A CLASSIC
If you play your cards right, you just might be the next lucky guy to be cut out of my photo ;)
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99% of my humor will fall on deaf ears....
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I squeeze my toothpaste from the bottom, I always lower the toilet lid, and I get along with my mother.
I'm practically incapable of crying over any real life or personal experience, be it tragic, happy or sad... but a good movie will get me every time.
I do who I please.... and I please who I do.
Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
A little something about Rock/Paper/Scissors...
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to somehow magically "wrap around" Rock, leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to Scissors? Screw the Scissors... why can't Paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook Paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? Why isn't Paper on a diabolical mastermind plan to take over the world by now? I'll tell you why, because Paper CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY OR ANYTHING... a rock would tear the shit out of paper in about 2 seconds! When I play Paper/Rock/Scissors I always choose Rock. Then, when somebody claims to have beaten me with their "paper", I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shit, I'm sorry... I thought your 'paper' would protect you!!! You f*cking douche"
~There is no theory of evolution just animals that Tori allows to live.
~Tori doesn't need a watch, Tori decides what time it is.
~Tori isn't affraid of the dark. The Dark is afraid of Tori.
~A Tori Roundhouse Kick is a preffered method of execution in 16 different states.
~Tori counted to infinity...Twice!
~Tori can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves.
~Tori can slam a revolving door in your face.
~Tori can win a game of solitaire with 18 cards.
~Tori doesn't sleep...she waits.
~If you have five dollars and Tori has five dollars, Tori has more money than you.
~There is no 'ctrl' button on Tori's computer. Tori is always in control.
~Apple pays Tori 99 cents every time she listens to a song.
~Tori can sneeze with her eyes open.
~Tori can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
~Tori is suing Myspace for taking the name of what she calls everything around you.
~Tori destroyed the periodic table, because she only recognizes the element of surprise.
~Tori can kill two stones with one bird.
~When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Tori.
~When Tori does a pushup, she isn' lifting herself up, she's pushing the Earth down.
hey girl! Im gonna put those pics up from your birthday as soon as my laptop stops being a PENIS! Just wanted to see wat you were doin tonight! Hit me up
Naughty Trainnnnnnnn!!!!!! Roses r red, nuts r brown, skirts r up, pants r down, body 2 body, skin 2 skin, motor's runnin,lets begin. Send to 10 ppl and see if u get it back that means someone wants to GET NAUGHTY WITH YOU. If I don't get this back I guess ur not my friend. if u have a lot of luv 4 someone.....copy and send to ur whole friend list and in 5 mins ur true love will call or im you. da naughty train - if u get it ur cute...u get it twice ur a hottie...u get it 3 times ur sexy...4 times ur well you know use your imagination......send this and see!!!!!! xoxo
hey girl i tried to post a comment on ur photographer page but it wouldnt let me :( ! But just wanted to tell you all your new photos look great! Cant wait to see u! hit me up *Ruby*
Hey girl, i will definetly get up with you, right now just trying to get the hall and the church situated but definetly by this summer we can get together. cant wait, have a great week! lylas
hey mama! i told him and he said he would have it for you friday i am not going to be here this weekend cause i have the dress fitting for my brothers wedding... so yeah :( but he will give you a call ok! i am going to leave him a reminder! i <3 you! and yeah we need to hang!!!!!! cause i want some tori in me!!!!!! ^_^
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