God loves little Children, Combat Medics, Retarded people...and Guttermouth. Throughout the course of their Lives the members of Guttermouth have respectively survived a myriad of the most heinous of messed up ailments that biology can inflict upon one group of Punk Rock Miscreants: a drunk driving incident where a telephone pole fell upon a member and crushed his spleen, lungs, chest, and broke both femurs (Mark); a bout with Necrotizing fasciitis (fleash eating Streptococcus) which almost claimed a member's lower leg and life (Mark, and Kevin); an infected Abcess of the tonsils, the disease that killed George Washington (Ryan); Recurent Anaphylaxia from an unknown allergen that continues to plague him to this day (Ryan); Strabismus, (commonly known as lazy eye) a condition where the eyes are typically not aligned with each other causing incurable vertigo (Don); Cytopenia: A condition where blood flow to the lower extremitiies is constricted to the point of Paresthesia (numb legs * Scott) and Alcoholism, a condition where too many Newcastle brown ales cause you to hit on ugly fat girls and listen to "The Cult" on your Ipod at 4:30 in the morning while your roomate is trying to sleep (Kevin); However, Throughout all of these hardships Guttermouth are stil alive...and still dying...slowly...but rest assured Gutttermouth may just overcome these desperate ailments to bring a show to you...Guttermouth will persevere. Nay...Guttermouth will CONQUER THESE HARDSHIPS! THEY WILL OVERCOME THESE TERRIBLE AFFLICTIONS THAT NATURE HAS BESET UPON THEM, THEY WILL OVERCOME THE RIDICULOUS IDEA THAT THEY ARE SPECIAL JUST BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN KINDA SICK SOMETIMES...GUTTERMOUTH WILL PREVAIL OVER ALL, BECAUSE...BECAUSE...because it's better than getting a real job.
Ex guitariste, co-fondateur du groupe OBERKAMPF, Ex guitariste, co-fondateur du groupe FUTURs eX, album distribué sur toutes les plates formes numériques et diffusé sur 111 radios entre 2007 et 2008, Ayant été pionnier dans le domaine de l’autoproduction, circuit alternatif du Rock Punk Français, rôdé au travail extra musical, radios, presse, concerts etc.
Met ses compétences à votre service.
À savoir :
- Envois d’albums ou de single sur + de 300 radios ou émissions Rock ,spé ou alternatives, avec réponse personnalisée de chaque animateur... - Envoi de 5 titres à 480 médias (radios, webradios , etc.) via internet en format wave avec dossier de presse, photos, vidéos et infos diverses intégrées par l’intermédiaire d’une société spécialisée. - Distribution de l’album ou du single sur toutes les plates formes numériques par l’intermédiaire de son label « Kebra’s Rcds » distribué sur 360 Plates formes numériques dans le monde entier (Fnac, I Tunes, Virgin, Deezer, etc.)
N’hésitez pas à me contacter si vous sortez un album et que vous avez l’ambition de le faire diffuser en radio.
Depuis Avril 2009 3 groupes ont fait appel à mes services : SENS UNIQUE 131 radios à ce jour. FUZZY SEVEN : Diffusé sur 126 radios à ce jour (dont FIP,OUI FM, Radio Aligre…)
ARE YOU GUYS GONNA COME TO VEGAS TO PLAY WASTED SPACE? I DUNNO I JUST HEARD FROM A BIRD. well i went there to see FEAR, really i bought tickets to support my friends from Battle Born, and i like the mapes too so it was kinda all around a good bill right? well everyone that bought tickets there that night that came to support the whole thing was basically allowed to drink alcohol, and then thrown out for just having a good time. nothing was getting broken no one was moshing no one was fighting i watched as numerous local regulars were thrown out, and by the end of the show i had to open my big mouth and tell the security what assholes they were being and what the fuck! ALL I KNOW AFTER THAT IS SIX DUDES TACKLED ME FROM BEHIND. THEY CUT OUT MY FACE FIRST RECORDS LOGO OF MY AFFRONTAL ASSAULT T SHIRT GOD DAMN IT WITH A KNIFE, NEARLY BROKE MY HAND AND ARM, PUT ME IN HANDCUFFS AND HAULED ME OUT OF THE HARD ROCK.
that shit probably sounds funnier than it actually was, im sure. but i was out for a night with the old lady and reall yhad done nothing wrong but say HEY MAN, YOUR AN ASSHOLE.
I guess i forgot that EVERYONES AN ASSHOLE!
MY POINT IS YOU GUYS, IF YOU COME to vegas, and you play at wasted space that will suck because theres lots of people that wont get to see you, and i wont ever go to that place again, and lots of other bands and friedns have pretty much said the same thing.
if you do decide to play wasted space, do you remember how you guys played the university theatre on maryland parkway? yea that night you guys went down to the double down and played two sets! that was fucking rad!
I know of a bad ass place you can play that gets jam packed every other night with locals and we could fill it to the brim and get you guys a decent wad of cash or whatever. i'll send you some video of the place it has a quarter pipe in the living room and really its the best local music venue in town.
You fucks are the best thing since 2-ply toilet paper! I last saw you in Vegas a year er so ago. When the fuck are you coming back? I need another black eye & bruised rib! Happy travels, and good call on drinking wine. It's a "happy" drunk. FUCK OFF YOU ASS WIPES!
see ya's in Brisbane on December 4th....cant.........fucking.......wait......Last time i saw yous was warped tour Ulladulla like 10 years ago or something!!
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