Brandon
"photo econ"

Male
26 years old
Minneapolis , Minnesota
United States



Last Login: 7/2/2008
View My: Pics | Videos

   Contacting Brandon

 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/xxxmaterial  

    Brandon's Interests
Generalphotography
School
cycling
Paintball
Heroessome of the chuck norris jokes are good.

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he does not push himself up. He pushes the Earth down. .

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

     Brandon's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:rochester
Body type:5' 11" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Wiccan
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:In college
Occupation:student
Income:Less than $30,000

   Brandon's Schools
University Of Minnesota-Twin Cities
Minneapolis, MN
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Econ
Minor: math
 

2007 to Present
John Marshall Sr.
Rochester, MN
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1996 to 2000



Brandon is in your extended network

Brandon's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

[View All Blog Entries]

   Brandon's Blurbs
About me:
Photography has been a hobby of mine for about six years now, I have been studying and practicing on my own and through college classes. Most of my studies and interests have focused on portraiture, however I do have an interest in still life and landscape photography. I will be posting most of my work on my space including my own art and jobs I do. My art will also be posted at Deviantart. I am available for hire, so if you are interested in pricing and availability please contact me. (507-421-7444)



I guess a little introduction to me, I moved up to the Minneapolis area from Rochester in june for school. I am a driven, jubilant, passionate, whimsical, tree hugging, eccentric, quirky, and artsy person. Because I am eccentric and quirky most people who meet me probably think that I am a little weird at first. But everyone who gets to know me ends up being a great friend. To me the most important part of a person is a great personality and open-mindedness.

In the last few years I started to become more environmentally minded. Along with changing some of my environmental beliefs I also discovered truths about my spiritual beliefs. I have always been an agnostic, but when I started to research my views I discovered that I have strongly pagan influences. I did not know what paganism was, so I did some research. As I discovered more about paganism it kind of reinforced my new environmental views. One thing I do believe about most first world dwellers is that we are so reactionary and not proactive enough to change our lifestyle, in light of the environmental crisis, until it is too late. And because of that belief I do not think that we should be putting any more humans on this earth. That is one way we can solve many environmental issues without having to completely change our lifestyles.

H2O Powered Car
..
Add to My Profile | More Videos
Stork
..
Add to My Profile | More Videos
Anyway, I believe it is important to have passions in one's life and here are a couple of mine. I love photography; I have been studying and practicing it for the past five years. I like card magic; I'm trying to get back into it after having put it down for a few years. I'm into bicycling and learning, I'm working to get my bachelor's and then Ph.D. in economics. And don't get me started on economics unless you have hours to listen to me. :-)
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone that is strong headed, confident, intelligent, independent, creative, fun person who has integrity, a sense of humor and can take accountability in their life.







The Amazing Johnathan, I saw him in Vegas and I laughed so hard I cried.




I screamed at the end of this video.


   Brandon's Friend Space (Top 8)
Brandon has 16 friends.
 Im the man with no name....Zapp Brannigan! 


 christopher 


 Daniel 


 Cjiadon 


 Live. Love. Laugh 


 gabrielle 


 Jacob 


 Sarah 





Brandon's Friends Comments
Displaying 6 of 6 comments  ( View All | Add Comment )
gabrielle





Feb 29 2008 6:41 PM

i had a really good time at U23D...yays!
gabrielle





Jan 18 2008 7:47 AM

hey brandon, babies are cute.
Live. Love. Laugh





Jan 13 2008 5:13 PM

hey! i finally got around to adding you on here :)
Sarah





Jan 7 2008 10:05 PM

I will.
I'll put upload it with the pics, and I'll put that as the tag :)
Sarah





Jan 7 2008 2:01 AM

Image and video hosting by TinyPic
LittleNami





Nov 5 2007 11:03 PM

Nyahaha! First comment ^^ By the way, your thing still says Roch. You're not in Roch anymore or Shakes would be visiting you a lot more often ^^ How are you?
Add Comment

About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy Policy | Safety Tips | Contact MySpace | Advertise | MySpace International | MySpace Latino


©2003-2008 MySpace.com. All Rights Reserved.