Beardfunkel
...from the moment i could talk i was ordered to listen...

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18 years old
Murrieta, California
United States



Last Login: 7/9/2009
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    Beardfunkel's Interests
Generaldumpster diving
Musici listen to a lot. anything with a good message i love.
Movies
TelevisionJohn Stewart, Colbert, History/Discovery channel. The rest is usually trash
Books
Heroes

     Beardfunkel's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Murrieta, CA
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Education:High school
Occupation:me

   Beardfunkel's Schools
Murrieta Valley High
Murrieta,California
Graduated: 2009
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: GSA, newspaper
 

2005 to 2009



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   Beardfunkel's Blurbs
About me:

"We wanted to blast the world free of history.

We were eating breakfast in the house on Paper Street, and Tyler said, picture yourself planting radishes and seed potatoes on the fifteenth green of a forgotten golf course.

You’ll hunt elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center, and dig clams next to the skeleton of the Space Needle leaning at a forty-five-degree angle. We’ll paint the skyscrapers with huge totem faces and goblin tikis, and every evening what’s left of mankind will retreat to empty zoos and lock itself in cages as protection against bears and big cats and wolves that pace and watch us from outside the cage bars at night. . . . ”

“Imagine,” Tyler said, “stalking elk past department store windows and stinking racks of beautiful rotting dresses and tuxedos on hangers; you’ll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life, and you’ll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. Jack and the beanstalk, you’ll climb up through the dripping forest canopy and the air will be so clean you’ll see tiny figures pounding corn and laying strips of venison to dry in the empty car pool lane of an abandoned superhighway stretching eight-lanes-wide and August-hot for a thousand miles.""

-Fight Club

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". . . and there is, on the whole, nothing on earth intended for innocent people so horrible as a school. To begin with, it is a prison. But it is in some respects more cruel than a prison. In a prison, for instance, you are not forced to read books written by the warders (who of course would not be warders and governors if they could write readable books), and beaten or otherwise tormented if you cannot remember their utterly unmemorable contents. In the prison you are not forced to sit listening to the turnkeys discoursing without charm or interest on subjects that they don't understand and don't care about, and are therefore incapable of making you understand or care about. In a prison they may torture your body; but they do not torture your brains; and they protect you against violence and outrage from your fellow-prisoners. In a school you have none of these advantages. With the world's bookshelves loaded with fascinating and inspired books, the very manna sent down from Heaven to feed your souls, you are forced to read a hideous imposture called a school book, written by a man who cannot write: A book from which no human can learn anything: a book which, though you may decipher it, you cannot in any fruitful sense read, though the enforced attempt will make you loathe the sight of a book all the rest of your life."

-George Bernard Shaw

winner of the 1925 Nobel Prize in literature

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Feeble Fetus





Jun 30 2009 1:39 AM

FEEB INC..
Ladybird





Jun 21 2009 9:21 PM

no idea cus i always get in for free at lestats :p
Ladybird





Jun 21 2009 7:35 PM

okay :D are you coming down for critical mass? i want to, but theres also a super good show at lestats at 9. so i might just bike for like an hour then ride to lestats haha

and if you dont pass your driving test ill beat you up!
Ladybird





Jun 21 2009 6:20 AM

visit me!!!! 
ARMISTICE





Jun 9 2009 4:01 PM

PUNK ROCK SWAP MEET & SHOW. SATURDAY JUNE 20.  LIVE BANDS, RECORDS, DISTROS, PALM READINGS,  CLOTHING, ACCESSORIES +more!


FLYER BY EMILY & NORMAN ARMISTICE
Alena





May 5 2009 5:06 PM

I knew I knew you from somewhere!
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Apr 30 2009 10:01 PM

Hey, hi from England & thanks for connecting. We hope you'll enjoy the mix of music, politics, life and, er, other stuff that is Take the Red Pill. We'd love you to register on the site and let us know what you think. Respect! Redpillboy.
Hadley B





Apr 29 2009 5:49 PM

Alena





Apr 27 2009 2:15 AM

Dudddeee, you totally found me bro. I'm going to go tweet this shit in my bat room.

I want all of those pictures you took!!!!!
Arnold





Apr 15 2009 6:17 AM

how long a drive?
bridge





Apr 14 2009 7:24 PM

well, it is edible and its actually pretty high in protein and iron but it tastes and smells pretty bad. our cows seem to like it which is cool because its good for them but there's just too effing much of it even for the cows to handle! so we just always have a big ass pile of it lol.
are yall still doing fnb and stuff?
sahua





Apr 14 2009 7:35 PM

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Apr 14 2009 7:38 PM

hey...thanks for the friendship. check out my latin-rock and drop me a line. cheers.


bridge





Apr 14 2009 6:17 PM

i know! the time really flies doesn't it? everything is good- im working at an organic farm community that makes tofu and hammocks...its awesome!
the only down side is that the "okara" (tofu by- product/ residue) smells really bad and we end up with tons of it
Joel





Apr 11 2009 2:43 PM

nuthing much just hangin ya know .



hey thurs day wanna hang ?

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Apr 11 2009 4:58 AM

Thanks for the add

Please support the Animal Enterprise Terrorism Act 4!
Joel





Apr 11 2009 4:11 AM

oh ya?
Chelly C





Mar 30 2009 5:59 AM

dude you were at diamond valley lake!
Ladybird





Mar 30 2009 3:59 AM

i be good! i working my life away currently, it's quite depressing. and i need to get another new bike cus the one i got was a piece-o-shit.
ya went to critical mass on friday?!
☮Britney Janelle☮





Mar 17 2009 5:44 AM

haha nice. lol Yeah I was gonna go buy some today but I really didn't feel like actually going into a store to get some. lol But I will try to snag some cardboard so that you can maybe actually work in class tomorrow.
You slacker! lol
☮Britney Janelle☮





Mar 17 2009 5:31 AM

Hey so uh....if you have some duct tape at home you wanna bring it into photo class tomorrow?? lol :D
Joel





Mar 16 2009 4:26 AM

yeah thats good :)
Joel





Mar 16 2009 2:07 AM

cool cool .


are we gonna do anything this week ?


Joel





Mar 16 2009 1:55 AM

they are pretty cool just really uncomfortable
being from WWII haha

they actually work all-right though .



Michael





Mar 13 2009 5:11 AM

it was good seeing you today.



it was good seeing you today.
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