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The Dirty Martinis
Indie / Experimental

"We taint grunge. We taint metal, so we're grundle."

CHICAGO, Illinois
United States

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Last Login:  1/28/2008
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/yaididave  

   The Dirty Martinis: General Info
Member Since9/25/2005
Band Websitethedirtymartinis.com
Band Members


Yaidi

the publicist, marketer,
and la percusionista
 


Matt

the singer
who plays guitar & bass
 


Dave

the beer brewer
and does guitar or bASS

InfluencesMusic:
Caribou, Dianogah, Don Cabellero, Lightning Bolt, The Locust, Primus, QOTSA, Slint...

Beers:
Guinness, PBR, Stella Artois, Chimay, Tecate, Pacifico...

Sounds LikeMusicians in their mid to late 20's desperately hanging onto their youth.
Type of LabelNone







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   About The Dirty Martinis

Formed in the Chicago neighborhood of Irving Park in the winter of 2005. In the process of recording an EP. Have shared the stage with Hinter, Scouts Honor, Hunting the Rabbit, Carrie Lydon, and Little Big Fat. Hoping to share the stage with you. Currently recording our debut Delirium, set for release this summer.

 

   Discography

"Stigmati" (2005)
 
1. Yaidi Stigmati (5:00)
2. Je Ne Se Qua (6:58)
3. End of Day (EOD) (11:05)
4. Delirium Tremens (9:00)
 
Recorded live at The Bash 12/13/05

 

 

   Videos


The Dirty Martinis - "E.O.D. (Unbottled Bravado II)"


The Dirty Martinis - "Heaven's Gate" (rehearsal)


   The Dirty Martinis's Friend Space (Top 11)
The Dirty Martinis has 319 friends.
 Vayden 


 Jesus and the Devil 


 Silvie's Lounge 


 Zentai 


 Darkest Hour 


 Hinter 


 SCOUTS HONOR 


 The Perfects (free download) 


 BIZARRO 


 Conman Clothing 


 Kilroy Was Here 





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No Shame Productions





Oct 17 2007 2:05 PM


AGENT ORANGE


with M.O.T.O, HeyDay & The Lusties


THIS FRIDAY OCT 19TH

DOORS OPEN: 8:00PM
COST: $10
21 and OVER

AT

Betty's Blue Star Lounge
1600 W Grand Ave
Chicago, IL 60622




Zone2





Oct 15 2007 5:53 PM

Sinister Muse Records





May 29 2007 9:52 AM

dude i am goin crazy right now...i am so ecstatic...i received a FREE $500 Gift Card to Macy's in the mail today...i've seen all these deals circulating for free gift cards, but when i noticed the Macy's one i couldn't resist the temptation and asked for one...it took me 3 mins and I ACTUALLY RECEIVED IT IN THE MAIL! hurry up and get yours before they are all gone, i'm about to get more

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WE ARE THE ROMANS !





Apr 20 2007 5:00 AM

Our album is finished. The tracks were remixed.
A new song is available on our page.
"TRANSISTIONS"

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AMEN!
WE ARE FUCKING FRENCH!
Naomi Campbell





Feb 12 2007 3:48 PM

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Feb 11 2007 4:03 PM

Biiiiiiiiig ups The Dirty Martinis :D


Keep fighting the righteous battle :)

Wishing you the best for 07!
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Twin Wrecks the Memory





Nov 15 2006 11:14 AM

Hey y'all...hope you can make it out to party with us the night before Turkey day:
Twin Wrecks the Memory

Day





Nov 13 2006 10:44 AM

you guys rock!
Kid in a Stall





Nov 5 2006 9:29 PM

I know this is totally random, but in trying to stalk myself, I ran into this old,old video of one of my old, old bands in TX. How crazy is this shit?

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Oct 30 2006 2:08 PM

Twin Wrecks the Memory





Oct 17 2006 10:08 AM

Hey..YAIDI..DON'T FORGET ABOUT WEDNESDAY!! IT'S FREE to get in Double Door:
ChonizCo





Oct 9 2006 10:07 AM

Yaidi is my drum shidoshi.

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Sep 29 2006 10:59 PM

i think she's the saddest girl to ever hold a martini....
Twin Wrecks the Memory





Sep 23 2006 10:43 AM

Yadi Stigmati...wtf is up with you? Where you been? You missed Derby? Come on out THURSDAY to Dark Room if you're around? Also, we are gonna be the featured band on Local 101 on Q101 SUNDAY @ 10PM. TUne in and check it out if you can..MUTINY TONIGHT IF YOU'RE BORED??
Hunting the Rabbit





Aug 14 2006 7:46 PM

Hey, the show was great, thanks for playing with us. Lets us know if you want to do another show together! later Mike and the HTR kids
vaya con dios you bitch





Jul 17 2006 6:27 AM

Yaidi.... I am stil sending your dirty emails on this account since you blocked my emails on your other account.. I cant help that you are super HOT- N - Sexi!!!!!
Miss ya!
<3
Kaytee
Matthew Martini





Jul 13 2006 6:59 PM

hmmm is there a venue that would let your friend have most of the proceeds? If so I'm totally game... but your friend has to play kazoo for us.
Kid in a Stall





Jul 13 2006 5:41 PM

I know how cool it is to post messages on yoiur own bandpage and all.....

..so here goes.

HEY DAVE AND MATT:
we should have a fundraiser for Alejandro (my co-worker) because he has to pay a shitload of money to stay in the country ($5k). Let's play for a cause, fuckers!

-Yaidi

ps. I've got student loans to pay back, so that would be a great cause too!
RADAR





Jun 27 2006 12:48 AM

Hey!
By A Thread





Jun 7 2006 8:39 AM

HELP SPREAD THE WORD! POST THIS FLIER ON YOUR PAGE!
CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS
Image hosting by By A Thread
Matthew Martini





May 20 2006 8:17 AM

forget practice! who needs it when you've got the cross town classic. I'm sure dave agrees! What do you think Yaidi?
vaya con dios you bitch





Apr 23 2006 2:23 PM

hey.. is the drummer single? Cuz i wana date her! shes one hot lady!
<3
her secret admirer
Hinter





Mar 27 2006 5:16 PM

We had a blast playing with you, and someday sometime some way, I hope we will do so again!
Wicked.FM





Mar 25 2006 2:17 PM

i like your music i stopped on by and needed a martini fix loved the blue song sounds yet so hip!
Bowzerzunday





Mar 25 2006 11:21 AM

I heard you guys are coming to LA
Matthew Martini





Mar 16 2006 8:07 PM

Yaidi, you should spend less time blaming me every time you grab Dave's ass, and more time explaining why you always carry one studded set of drum sticks every where you go.
Kid in a Stall





Mar 9 2006 7:53 PM

Dear God,
I wish Matt would stop grabbing David's ass during practice. It's really distracting, and quite frankly, kinda-sorta gross.

-Yaidi
Matthew Martini





Mar 6 2006 10:33 PM

arghh! aren't there any versions of grasping for meridians where i don't blank out on the lyrics? I prefer the improvised lyrics of "urgency"... "writing new words to your old song as we play it"
Twin Wrecks the Memory





Feb 14 2006 9:42 AM

Happy Valentine's Day Yaidi! You have missed the past few gatherings....so you had better come party with us Saturday!? Print out this flyer and bring it if you are comin out Saturday...it'll save anyone that hands one in $2. What up?
Rob
Kid in a Stall





Jan 30 2006 8:56 AM

Dear Dave,
where the *$@..^@ are the new songs we recorded,

asshole!

-Y
vaya con dios you bitch





Jan 27 2006 3:40 PM

www.gojangle.com





Jan 19 2006 1:59 PM

Bowzerzunday





Dec 24 2005 10:37 AM

ha!

i'm not sure what "@..$$.." is, because you typed out the word "ass."

i didnt hurt anything, except my liver when he only got half a glass of sweet guinness.
Matthew Martini





Dec 22 2005 6:32 PM

Dear Yaidi and Dave,
I have never felt so loved before our last practice... Yaidi, from now on you are only allowed to bring cute female groupies, you can bring any fan you want but touchy feely guys are no longer welcome. By the way he didn't try to @..$$% my ..@$$@ he just attempted to ..@%* my &@..$% while using the ice pack that was sitting on Dave's *&*..@. I am sorry that I forgot to pick up Yaidi's meds. I know she has the tendancy to %^$* herself from time to time and I know that incontinance is no laughing matter but whats done is done.

Dave, great job playing man. I don't think I could play that well with a sprained @^$%, and I hope to never find out.
Kid in a Stall





Dec 21 2005 9:35 AM

Dear Dave and Matt,
Practice was fun yesterday. I'm so sorry you (dave) fell flat on your ass and hurt your $@..&^. I didn't mean you to hurt your $@..&^. Believe me when I tell you that I never ever meant for you to hurt your $@..&^. With that said, I'm also sorry that proceeded to lick the Guinness off your shirt in a lame attempt to salvage the Guinness. I'm sorry. That was unprofessional, and for that I apologize.

On a side note to you (matt), I am sorry that I invited your stalker to practice and that he wanted to hear all about your microbiology shenanigans and your voice-overist tendencies. I'm especially sorry that he kept touching your $@..!*. Believe me when I tell you this, I never thought he'd ty to $......@ your $@..!*. For that too I apologize.

-Yaidi
Wicked.FM





Dec 16 2005 8:33 PM

....and i actually do know someone from this band and thats super!
Durdee





Dec 15 2005 10:12 PM

two martinis and a martinez
wonder if there's room for a martines in there too some day
Anthony





Dec 15 2005 7:04 AM

I may be a whore, but I'm your whore baby! Uhnf!
Betty Larceny!





Dec 14 2005 9:21 AM

Say it ain't so!!!! Will I have to wear a flouncy skirt and a tank top that makes me look pregnant to go to your shows? Jam band indeed...
El Wray-age