Stand up comedy for sure!, shooting sketches with my amigos. Eh-Day! I love the BEACH! I love being in water. I used to have like a ka-killion LEGOS!! i could have built a car! i should have built a car! IDIOT I AM!! i miss those LEGOS of mine. The waffles too! so yummy! Wait, those are Eggos? DETROIT LIONS fan since I was short. HA! still short. Since I was small. DAMMIT! Still small. Since I was a lil guy. EFF!! I also love slingshots, video games, funny girls, nunchuks, chicken, cartoons, cheese string, string cheese, other stuff, squirrels, milk shakes. But not squirrel milk shakes. Too fattening and gross! EWWWwww...
Music
Hip hop fo sheezy! I'm an 80s/90s baby though so I like the older stuff, Slick Rick, Doug E. Fresh, Tribe, Pharcyde, DJ Quik, of course Biggie, Tupac, Jay-Z, Nas, Common..... But i like a lil everything! My pops was/is a DJ, so he introduced me to all kinds of musica! I am a big Michael Jackson Fan! Well, I'm a short Michael Jackson fan, but u know what I'm sayin! R and B is lovely.....who says that? I like it all!.....no i don't really like reggaetone! Sorry Daddy Yankee. Yank-deez!!
Movies
Just to name a few...Beverly Hills Cop, Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, Ice Age, CB4, Mr. Saturday Night, Rudy, Krush Groove, All the Bruce Lee Flicks, Dumb and Dumber, Short Circuit 1 and 2, The Mask, Life is Beautiful, The Wood, Boyz in the Hood, Menace to Society, Blood Sport, Flight of the Navigator, All the Rockys, Liar Liar, the Bellboy, Higher Learning, Robin Hood (the animated version too), Transformers, Spderman 1 and 2, Any Give Sunday, The Program, Once Bitten, The Aviator, Demolition Man, Surviving the Game, Coming to America, Pursuit of Happyness, Boomerang, Trading Places, 48 Hours, Another 48 Hours, Harlem Nights, City of God, Fearless, Goonies, Rad, Thrashin, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Monster Squad, The Last Dragon, Beverly Hills Ninja, Black Sheep, Tommy Boy, Billy Madison, The Waterboy, Punch Drunk Love, Reign on Me, Happy Gilmore, Chuck and Larry, Wedding Crashers, 40 Year Old Virgin, Hot Rod, Good Will Hunting, Zoolander, Anchor Man, King of Comedy, Breakfast Club, Fight Club, Baby Boy, The Replacements, Taxi Driver, Benchwarmers, Scareface, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, The Graduate, American Ninja, Robocop, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Airplane, Tootsie, A Christmas Story. Robin Hood Men in Tights, Ghostbusters, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Three Amigos, Swingers, Groundhog Day, Ed Wood, Office Space, Harold and Kumar, The Nutty Professor (the O.G version with Jerry Lewis, and the newer one with Eddie Murphy), Mortal Kombat, Spaceballs, Howard the Duck, Stand By Me, Little Monsters, Sword in the Stone, Aladdin, Dumbo, The Little Mermaid, Bambi, Emperor’s New Groove, Top Secret, Ace Ventura, Home Alone, Mrs. Doubtfire, Roxanne, Ghost, Meet the Parents, Bill and Ted’s, The Toy, Friday, Wayne’s World, A Night at the Roxbury, Radio Flyer, Big Shots, Butterfly Effect, Gladiator, Beetlejuice, the list could go on forever (the last one isn’t a movie).
Television
Simpsons, Family Guy, Soul Train, Football, In Living Color, Saturday Night Live, most cartoons especially X men and Spiderman, i don't know wut else...Robot Chicken, Mad TV, Showtime at the Apollo, and the best comedy of all: To Catch a Predator!
Books
The Alchemist, How to do it Standing Up, Indian in the Cupboard, Rupert the Farting Dog, Where the Wild Things Are, dictionaries (especially Webster's because he's like the Micheal Jordan of word knowing, spelling, pronouncing). You need dictionaries write? oops, i mean right? see!!
Heroes
My mom and dad, Rodney Dangerfield, Barry Sanders, Walter Payton, Bruce Lee, Eddie Murphy, Jim Carrey, Homer, Martin Luther King, Mel Gibson in Braveheart, Dave Chappelle, Charlie Chaplin, Harpo, Buster Keaton, Dustin Hoffman, All the Wayans, Martin Lawrence, most other comedians, Ghandi, and Homer. I know I already said him, but he's great.
About me: "Me...I don't really want the last laugh. Just wanna be laughing all my last days." If you wanna know a lil bit about me, watch the following video. I call it, "Yakumentary"! Check it out. If your bored, you can check out my other videos too, right above this section silly! Have a great day! You know what I wish I had right now? No, not a pogo stick. Well, that too! But I was thinking more like a Handi Snack! Those things are delicioso!! Watch the video now, yay!
Who I'd like to meet: I'd like to meet...a lot of people. Some of them are Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby, Conan O'Brien, Martin Lawrence, Jerry Seinfeld, Jim Carrey, Ellen Degeneres, Andy Samberg, Adam Sanlder, all the Wayans family, Will Smith, Denzel Washington, Tina Fey, Barry Sanders, Alicia Keyes, somebody that wants to give me a brief case full of money...dude, there's just too many!!..Thick and Thin on FunnyOrDie.com..
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