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Yanny Mac- Domestic Goddess's Interests
General
Bleach. And Dostoevsky.
Music
Ian Van Dahl - "Castles In The Sky"
Ded Dog - "Dating Game" & "Ded Dog Theme"
Movies
Television
I do not own a television and I never have.
I do not own any televisual transmitting equipment.
I do not park in disabled parking bays.
I always recycle.
Books
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Heroes
Karl Minns (Nimmo Twins)
Luke Wright (Aisle16)
JD Sports (Norwich)
Aggie McKenzie (Kim & Aggie)
About me: I was a pikey poet.
I did pikey poems.
It was a pikey poet kinda thing.
And then I found Prozac.
Now I'm a Domestic Goddess.
I do poems about Domestic Goddessissicity.
My new show is entitled
YANNY MAC - "THE DOMESTIC GODDESS DELUSION".
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GO TO MySPACE MUSIC - Ded Dog, FOR ALL THE LATEST AUDIO CD TRACKS AND POEMS. KEEP UPDATED WITH THE "Yanny & Paddy" PAGE TOO.
BUT DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT http://...com/2v6jfl FOR THE VIDEO THAT WILL EVENTUALLY CHANGE THE WORLD, "Love On The Rocks"
(Challenge your prejudices. Change your ways).
Who I'd like to meet:
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Yanny Mac- Domestic Goddess's Friend Space (Top 36)
hello yanny. hope you're alright? me and ellie will take you up on the backstage poetry offer if it is still an offer(?). whens the best time to come over? come over? what am i talking about? anyway, do we just walk in to the backstage bit or what?
SORRY mate...don't be offended. I'll now put you in...actually..I'll put you at number one just to show you how sorry i am. I forgot..other things on my mind, such as latitude. getting very excited now.
when are you performing?!
me and poppy will surely be there to see you and we're looking forward to seeing you again..we can see what other drinks we can invent together!
No seriously you were good - and as for grooming, well as nice as your are 'you just aint my type'remeneber you were a new romantic and that was shit !!
Anyway the Kittens in the bag ready for collection - so smoke that !!! I havent heard from Suez regarding guitar stuff - so remind her - i'll be in Bungay tonight aving a beer ring me should you need counselling
Don't pretend you didnt love my made up drink. Mmmm. Who would've thought cherry brandy and red bull would go so well together. It was rather fun hanging out in London, perhaps do in again sometime, the drinks can be on Collin again..nice bloke. THANKS COLLIN. I'm glad you got your happy meal. Dont forgot to add it to your expenses bill! I thought you were gunna miss your train. are train was delayed. jeez, public transport ah. I will most definatly be coming to see you soon and will look forward to hanging out with you and your poet friends at latitude.
Don't sniff bleach. its bad for you.
p.s I'm a bit of a neat freak myself..or so i'm told.
oh yeah, free drinks. i'll be there, its nice to be back in good ol' norwich, less twats, apart from those who sit outside the forum, and the chance of getting mugged/raped/attacked on prince of wales road (or at least guaranteed someone will beg you for money). and yeah i should be about then, if not definitely at lat. I suggest you go and listen to Get cape wear cape fly now so whenever someone asks who your favourite singer is, at least you can say him. or jay-z,/ 'jay-zed'. 'z' has to be pronounced the american way when talking about him, dont know why, just the music rules. he smacks his bitch up. his bitch is beyonce, theres another music fact for you xx
hello yanny. thought i'd start my day of nothingness and remind you of a few things before my mind is filmed with problems from Jeremy Kyle. first thing, you said you'd put me and ellie in your top friends. because we're such a lovely norwich girls. and that you'd buy me a drink at latitude...i should remind you nearer the time actually. but anyway, after all my begging for drinks, thank you/ colin the drink and for the fun times. i hope you didnt miss your train and didnt attempt to walk home. xxx
right tis booked for june 18th!!Let me know your line-up asap as im going to get the next batch of flyers done in the next few weeks and it would be good to get as much info on it as poss... big snoggles... will try and get to yarmouth again next week... cant make it this week but next week is a massive possibility! x
you are bloody hillarious... I love your song (oh this is lols by the way, not Paddy or Lora!) Pick a wednesday in june (not the first wednesday...tis Loras)...cant wait! and let me know a good melting pot to come to in yarmouth! x
