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Yanni Newman, Pharaoh. -The Power Above All gods

General Info

  • Genre:

    Celebrity Humor / Musical / Stand-Up

  • TV Shows

    I appeared in the background of a few Ashley Tisdale perfomances, Mayah Judoff, N'zinc, Burt Lancaster, Jim Lancaster, Bo Jackson, Jason Freelender, Jazen Patrick, Pat Pat, P stew(art), Jim Dooer, Vatther Brodgerick, Madsen, Mark P Gosslet Jr., Zach "Randolph" Morris, Jake and the Bestman, Higginz, Larry AppLe'ton', the Mark Linn Baker, ...and the Baker Boys, Boney Em, musicals and television from Toody & Muldoon, Nat Hitchen 54 and Nat Cole, Joe E Ross - Fred Gwynne (if the studio didn't go for insurance I'd be there unless I already am, Florence Anglin, Lawerence Fletcher, William Fort, Gerald Hiken, Jake Lamotta, Gilbert Mack, Mickey Rich, John Delancy Delany, Vinc Stewart, Harry Ford,Rich Gramaglia, Ray Sandiford,Jay Burgi, Fred March Bellmeyer, Kevin O'neal, Louis Melamed, John Strauss,

  • Films

    some directed by Al De Caprio and Terry Ryan. Don’t worry I’m not gonna put any nasty videos on here -ya know psych-porn and whatnot

  • Albums

    (secret msg)Conan music is VEERY important to me so I am putting this here in the "album" section. You have to stay on air (at least ’til myself or Nastradamous, Edgar Casey get prper airtime). You are responsible for preventing nature’s fury in several areas on Earth and in the skies. Shannon E needs you on air; I want you on air. Don’t be like Hugh L and get depressed. (hair products cause uhnappinezz from holds to others). Bruce Willis knows the way. Everything is sincere that is written here. Jennifer Love and Sarah V need more Cozy airwave lovin’ too...even a rumor about your show limbo of switching is too much

  • Bio

    I was born on like a boat type of thing. Growing up in the North Bronx I’ve had my share of trials. I can’t say I had such a rough upbringing but I’ve been on a few rooftops.

  • Members

    Rick Addlesen, CJ Brown, The Gee Min 3, Toni Paxton, The Paxton 5, The Fearless Paxton, Richard Greer, Micheal Mitchards, Elvis from the singing to the basketball to the gvt to the Msnry, Chelsis Mitchell, the 2 l’s -it’s a place to hear about.., Danica Anderson, John Swayze and the band(he plays every instrument), Casey J’d’em, I’m very close with Will Shmidthz, Jade P Shmidt, the Go Out Crew Myslef, Geeni My and GG Smitz N the SanGreal Bnd, Jan Brown, Juhda Shalou Monk FreiHiLander, I present "The Uptown Sketch Comedy Team" now known as "Yaturday Night Live"
    Timex Social/Club Nueveauxs I & II, Bruce Bruce Leeroy Hallay RoY Berry Chuck D, D. Smith, D Nicky B Stevie G Warren Hardling, Hathlgate, DJ Mista Crenshaw , Brian Rae Charles Grier Gee Brown Slam Junx Male Pros Intuition Infrustration Ur Wat Filtration Penstruation No Fut Sentencz Penz n Writin Teller....GB their assistant brother and Hank B, his friend Betty R Writer Ric Hutton, Tim Hut Hutman, Too Jort, Robin "Will I Am" Gibbens, Tommy Jib , Yanni Gib, Brian Noisetano, Joy Meets World B Freed n G’d Up from the streeattelefunkinUB’G’K’40dayfunk AllstarsrvisiblCodeHTMRell1ReelWonersfullife2l/give, Dr. JeckHyde versus Chris GoddzurichIllAllScaggzigBamBigAllaha, Mister Mayan, Mike ImpregnabullShannanEliza Beth RW1-10 CompetitOrz,

  • Influences

    I love God, Steven Hawking. Katharine Hepburn. I love Snoop Dogg, Phil Hartman, Billy Wilder, Jack Lemmon, Cary Grant, Andy Kaufman, John Belushi, Michael Jackson, George Clinton , Parliement Funkadelic, Bootsie Collins, Atlantic Star, The Stylistics, Midnight Star, The Bar-Kays, Tupac, Notorious B.I.G. , Big L, Preston Sturges, Jimmy Stewart, Fred Ataire, Frank Capra, Gary Cooper,Beyonce, Janet Jackson, Eric Snow, Allen Iverson, Burt Lancaster, The Ohio Players, Lakeside, Frankie Beverly, Maze, The Human Beatbox,Scottie Pippen, Shaquille O'neal, Ruben Patterson, Damon Stadamire, Arvidas Sabonis, Corlis Williamson, Michael Jordan, Lebron James, Carmelo Anthony, Bonzi Wells, Vlade Divac, Marc Cuban, Nate Dogg, Joe Maloof, Gavin Maloof, Scott La Rock, Chip Banks, Red Skelton, Jimmie Hendix, Carole Bunett, Lucille Ball, DJ PD(my cousin Paul), my cousin Matt, Mary(cousin), Anthony V, Desi Arnaz, Rick James, The Whispers, Tina Fey, Frank Sinatra, Kim Novak, Betty Hutton, Eddy Bracken, Gene Kelly, Galileo Galilei, Louis Pasteur, Rza, Ghostface, Gza, Method Man, Inspectah Deck, Masta Killa, WarCloud, Smokey Robinson and the Miracles, James Brown, Teena Marie, Sunz of Man, Killarmy, Wu-Syndicate, Foxy Brown, Busy Bee, Dana Dane, Slick Rick, Jay-Z, Black Knights of the Northstar, The Shark, La The Darkman, Krupt, Daz, Goldie Loc, Trey D, Tim Dog, Dr. Dre, Eminem, R. Kelly, Aaron Hall, Joe, Richard Pryor, Cheech Marin, Tommy Chong, Chris Farley, D Train, 112, Blackstreet, New Edition, Salt N Peppa, Spindarella, Monie Love, Roxanne Shante, Patrick Swazy, Chris Rock(the perfect foreigner’s movie reference for Chris’s name is "Chris Rick" ’hey did you see the new Chris Rick standup act?’, Dana Carvey, Robin Williams, Eazy E. , K. Neal my dude, Ol’ Dirty Bastard, my cousin Micheal and my friend Nick (2 of the funniest people not broadcasted), Jacques de Molay(but not his attacks or battles), Michel Nastradamus. -The list goes on infinitely in equal order. God is love.

Top Friends (33)

Yanni Newman, Pharaoh. -The Power Above All gods has 876 friends.
  1. YIANN DAWG and The Brookline Boys
    YIANN DAWG and The Broo…
  2. Adam Stephens
    Adam Stephens
  3. Vanessa Hudgens
    Vanessa Hudgens
  4. Kevin Nealon
    Kevin Nealon
  5. Chris Rock
    Chris Rock
  6. Lisa D'Amato
    Lisa D'Amato
  7. serenaaa
    serenaaa
  8. Jerry Lewis
    Jerry Lewis
  9. Christina Milian
    Christina Milian
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    jim stawicki
  11. Michael Ian Black
    Michael Ian Black
  12. R.E.M.
    R.E.M.
  13. Andy Dick
    Andy Dick
  14. DJ Wits
    DJ Wits
  15. Will Brooks
    Will Brooks
  16. Ashley Tisdale
    Ashley Tisdale
  17. Amy Winehouse
    Amy Winehouse
  18. ♥ARA
    ♥ARA
  19. Diana Ross
    Diana Ross
  20. Jacqui *
    Jacqui *
  21. Johnny Knoxville
    Johnny Knoxville
  22. Sexy B
    Sexy B
  23. ADRIANA
    ADRIANA
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    Hef
  25. Ken Marino
    Ken Marino
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    yesenia suarez
  27. Don
    Don
  28. NorCal Chika
    NorCal Chika
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    *MS. ADRENALINE*
  30. YES! weekly MUSIC
    YES! weekly MUSIC
  31. Tom Anderson
    Tom Anderson
  32. Yukari Okada
    Yukari Okada
  33. YoU aiNt gOTta sAy iT..yOu tHink iM fLY DoNtcHa?
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Blurbs

About me:

Yanni has performed improv back in Chicago and has trained under the legendary Scottie Pippen. He later made his way to New York to work with improv gurus such Patrick Ewing and John Starks. Yanni considers himself a cat person. He chills 'til it's time to get wild....ya know what, who has time to read these days anyway with free porn? Not that Yanni watches porn, "shaker" videos on Youtube are good enough for his satisfaction. update: This page is being used to rid. It is strictly for ridding purposees only. It will not be used for comedic purposes.

Who I'd like to meet:

my people

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: funkytown
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Height: 6' 1"
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Smoke: No
  • Occupation: washing windows but it's really sperm

Interests

  • General

    Writing love letters to female stand-up comedians, downloading Ashley Tisdale and then writing love letters to her too, watching shaker videos on Youtube, trying to get Vanessa Hudgens on the ballad -it's not too late and please make an exception for her age,voting for Vanessa Hudgens <3, recording stand-up acts that I'm never going to use, telling a small group of friends to get together so I can try new stand-up material out with them and then instead of doing stand-up I throw potato chips at them, doing my rappy raps, singing to animals, trying a different bodybuilding supplement each month -ya know the ones that are advertised to be "like" steroids.

  • Music

    I like the thighs the best. Yeah I'd say that's my favorite area to finish, the thighs.

  • Books

    I don't read too much. I kind of need more visual stimulation to b*** a nut.

  • Heroes

    Everyone's a hero

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