There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are now controlling the transmission. We control the horizontal, and the vertical. We can deluge you with a thousand channels or expand one single image to crystal clarity - and beyond. We can shape your vision to anything our imagination can conceive. For the next hour we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the deepest inner mind to... The Outer Limits.
Man lives in the sunlit world of what he believes to be reality. But, there is, unseen by most, an underworld. A place that is just as real, but not as brightly lit. A dark side.
You're traveling through another dimension - a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. It is a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. A fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call "The Twilight Zone".
I am a man of contradictions, who I am and who I need to be are two different people, inhabiting the same space. I am the antagonist, the anti-hero, a capitalist, and a free spirit. I agitate, irritate, and never surrender. I am the speaker of truth, and bringer of chaos. I am the clownboat that comes flying out of your ass when you get mindfucked so hard that bricks will no longer do. I am a creature of the night, and a creature of habit. I am the past and the present. I am we; I am you, and you are me. WE are the future. We are love, hate, compassion, and apathy. We set standards, yet have none. We are simplicity and complexity. Our world is black and white to us, gray to them. We are the question, and hold the answer. We are yes, and no, and a whole lot more. We are the world.
The Generation Y are sometimes called the "Trophy Generation", or "Trophy Kids," a term that reflects the trend in competitive sports (as well as many other aspects of life) where "no one loses" and everyone gets a "Thanks for Participating" trophy.
FUCK THAT.
I had a dream last night that I was back in 6th grade and you were there. And you were telling me not to eat the fruit and veggie of the week anymore because you thought Mrs. Rouffy was trying to poison us.
I think you will do exceptional there.
It seems like it would be right up your alley.
You've always been quite the artistic guy.
I'm excited for you!!
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